She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

Genre: Romantic-comedy
Setting: A small town in Texas
Date: July 3, 2011

This is the story about a female farmer who thinks some of the local guys have sexy tractors. She's the daughter to a big time farmer who has just recently hit a few road bumps. But it's okay, as her best friend is more than willing to bend over backwards to help. You see, he loves her, but she doesn't really see him in that sort of light. But why would she? Hell, there are some other tractor drivers that could really turn a woman on.

She has four options. One - She could date her best friend of nine years. Two - She could run off with her best friend's brother. Three - Her best friend's single cousin is the new guy in town and he has the looks and the goods. Four - With her family's farm going under, she could tie the knot with a rich, young farmer and save everything.

Now every woman needs some guidance. She has three people that really help pull her along. One - Her BFF for life that always knows just what she's thinking. Two - Daddy always knows what's best; he's been helping his little girl out since she was a wee-little thing. Three - Her younger sister doesn't know much, but she hates to see Big Sissy cry so she pipes in from time to time.

What will happen? Hell, how are we supposed to know?

Roleplay by Riccros and Wavikz

The Girl - Riccros
Her Father - ???
Her Little Sister - lightning_serah
Her BFF - BloodyAnnebelle
The BFF's Brother - BloodyAnnebelle
The Male Bestie - Wavikz [his horse, puppy, and sexy tractor]
The New Guy - [bookwormiam2010]
The "Rich" Farmer - [Abomination.]

Interested? Confused? Post away!

I hope people find this as humorous as we did XD

Oh god. We were XDing everything up. And we can't forget the LOL and LMAOs~!

Ohhh, I'd be interested in being the girl's little sister! How old did you guys imagine her to be?

Hmmm. That's a good question. What age were you thinking?

I want a sexeh tractor!!! D8
xD I'll be her bff and her bff's brother! ((:
EPIC PLOT

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You can be them. I can't wait to see your sexeh tractor. XP

It'll be the sexiest tractor alive ;P

Idk, you might have to convince "The Girl" that it's sexier than my old beasty. XD

PSSH! When I show her my sexeh beastly tractor she will be like OH MY GOSH! xD

But, but, buttttttt! Mine has a flat tire! It makes it supa sexeh! XD

oh yea? Well mine has nitro which makes it go up 8 miles per hour! XD

Oh damn! But even without nitro it goes faster than mine... lol

lmao! xD
mwuhahaha....but mine gargles xD

Wow. I remember singing along to this song on the radio. But I never thought about making a roleplay based off of it. Kudos to who ever came up with the idea. I normally do one X ones but for this one I'd like to make an exception. Can I please play the New Guy? If there were any female roles left I would gladly play it but alas all the female roles are taken.

this idea actually started as a joke, but the more we talked about it, the more it actually seemed feasible c:

I'm glad other people like the idea

However old she looks ----->> http://api.ning.com/files/6RtW6KMlh-...e_foy_baby.jpg

OMG such a cute little girl!!! i have no idea how old to make her tho... im pretty bad at that type^^;

Hmm, for the little girl I would say between 6-8 so 7 xD

This title is ridiculous. I'm surprised people are joining. XD

Its because its an epic title

It is. And I love the song! The video is awesome by the way. XD

I'm surprised too, but I'm glad people are joining lol