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Originally Posted by crazymuch
egosh, really? the dog potties in the tub? why is the sink dirty?
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I'll be right back. I must bathe.
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No, she shits and pisses in her kennel because her owner is too lazy to take her out.
Andy usually walks her when he can, but, she's not his dog, so if John is home and awake he doesn't do it.
Unfortunately John would rather play Gears of War than actually take care of the dog.
And I used to walk her too.
But, she's turned on me. I think because I'm the "alpha female" of the apartment, and me and Andy's pheromones match up, and she probably is all omgggganddyyy.
Because he usually takes care of and feeds her.
So she probably thinks she's "competing" with me.
And I'm sorry but big sharp pitt-bull teeth, on a pitt-bull who hasn't had her shots...no thank you.