I have eaten so much crap this month,. its crazy. I have probably gained some weight.

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I have a credit card with 150 bucks on it

THE FOOD IS GREAT HERE!

I feel like constantly eating for some reason. :drool:

It's like there's something wrong with me.

LIEEEES. ALL LIES EASTY.

Go ahead and tell on me. :talk2hand:
My love life is so fucked up.. at this point I don't even care anymore..


And actually, I've been eating pretty health stuff. No fastfood or anything.
Fastfood is a bit nasty anyways.. apart from nuggets.. and fries.

Lol I was kidding.
But now you are tempting me.o -o

NUGGETS.

Lol I had nuggets and fries the other day.

I have chinese foods in the fridge. and a credit card with 150 bucks on it

Oh yeah I had chinese food the other day. Fluffin amazing.

Coychan. e -e
You do it and you will feel the wrath of Beonitus Wolfacus.

Besides, I'm free to flirt with whom I please :talk2hand:

Lol don't get all serious about it geez. xDD

*hits hell with a umbrella*

The Beonitus Wolfacus is always serious Coybear.
/tackles with intent to grope/ DO NOT DEFY ME! /slaps/ IS THAT UNDERSTOOD YOU LOOK-HOOKER?!

*pulls miss off of Hell and kicks her offof a building* D:< STOP HURTING HELL

*eats the umbrella*

FFFF.
= A=
*kickles everywhere*
WHEN STARTLED/GLOMPED/TACKLED/POKED, THE WILD COYBEAR IS THROWN INTO PANIC MODE, CAUSING IT TO WHINE LOUDLY AND FLAIL, ALSO KNOWN AS "THROWING A FIT"

Hell: *huggles the hell and tries to calm it down* when huggles, the wild coybear starts to calm down

NO HUGGLES CAUSE THE COYOTICUS BEARICUS TO BECOME MORE ENRAGED AND START CHEWING ON THINGS.

(lul)

At the sound of the Coyoticus Bearicus's loud whining shrills the Beonitus Wolfacus will be forced into 'mothering' the Coy until it is calm. This may consist of bringing the Coy whatever is needed. Usually a pokemon game with a cold beverage will calm the Coy.

*hides in the coybears hat and waits out the terrible fits* o . o oppssies

when momosauruses are scared they hide in clothing and cower. they usually start noming on thigns to try and calm down

Now somewhat calm and nomming chocolate covered almonds and sipping ice water, the Coy will return to it's cave for a week long slumber. When it emerges, it will have morphed into a beautiful buttercoy~

*cough*

I-I mean..
It's still gonna be a Coy.

*eyes twitches*

when the momosaureuses eye twitches, it means she is starting to get bored and will demand for everyone to entertain her.

*curls up in a ball*

While away from it's natural habitat, the Coy will make due with a new, temporary Coy Corner while living in the Broseph-cave.

The momo is bored, so she will sit on coy and suck on her hair.

; v; *sucks on cos hair*

lmao

stop that. ;v;
It's my hair.
And I just washed eet.
*rolls around*

; v; *sucks on shirt*
I need a lollipop.

The Beo, having no interaction with a Coy for some time will begin to get restless and seek out a courting partner in one of the many menewsha threads it lurks in. The Beo normally chooses a short-term mate by speaking French and shouting random phrases at unsuspecting thread dwellers. The Beo will normally not succeed in finding someone to prey upon so it will seek out its beloved Coy and drag it out of its cave, ending its sleeping cycle earlier than normal.. this normally results in loud squealing noises and fits of laughter..

the momo tries to not laugh at this, but ends up staring at the screen.

Without having interaction with the Beo, a Coy will simply lie in bed all day and slumber. This is usually stopped by a small child screaming and waking the Coy, which will result in the Coy being grumpy and violent all day long.

Fact: Wild Coys are prone to staying up with wild Beo's for days on end without sleep, devouring many sugary treats and feasting on delicious foodsen made by the Coyfather. This has only been recorded once in the history of BeCo, but will be documented in the future.