Beo doesn't pay her strippers right.

Instead of putting money in my bra she put an otter pop.

Son I am disappoint.

You know you liked baby. Stop complaining.
I'll pimp slap you and barely pay you later you hoebag.
Im not done with you yet.

*watches from the skies*

come at me baby.

You know I like it rough.

You know just how I like it.

Yes i know you like it sloppy and rough and intoxicated.
You strip when youre drunk.
Cute pink bra btw. XD

I haddd to leave those bruises, you are mine bitch.

<3 I like it rough.
so rough, I bruise.
oh yeah. ;D

-poofs-

Good with Grenades Bruises and Bitemarks Lyrics!! - YouTube
Here ya go momo ;]

*watches the lame porn lines* XD

mmm I just had pizza!! I was craving it for days!! ^^

mmm yes.

OHSHIZU~

OHIZAYA~

mmm yes.

Aden I think the two of us just might be the strangest in here.
But only when were together.
When were not its not half as strange.
hmm.

something weird happens when we're around eachother.
Something strange and like...Just...So far out there that we cannot be saved.

I think I burnt the roof of my mouth ; ;

Were you aiming for the roof of the house?

What?

Sorry, bad joke, I guess...

I STILL LOVE YOU MOMO!!!
*makes out with*

:O wow... i sure am missing out on all the action!! *sobs*

You missed it llonka!! I had titty tassles on before and I was swirling them around!!
Then I had sex with Jake! :gonk:

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He's still crying in a corner somewhere.

This thread is not known for its tact.

awww damn!!! :cry: lol!!! why would jakey be crying??

Because I give violent love bites.

oh babby!! *chomps teeth*

Well, its time for my bubble bath! I'll be back in a little bit everyone :heart:
llonka, you better be here! I haven't talked to you all day :cry:

haha ok dia, i'll try!! have fun babby!! ;)

I'll send you hot and dirty pictures ;D