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Old 03-20-2011, 04:10 AM

What's your ideal way of dying?

It could be as ridiculous as you would like it to be.


I would want to soar into Outer space in a spaceship with my best friend in real life and Katy Perry at my side. Beethoven's Ode To Joy will be playing victoriously in the background celebrating all of our accomplishments in life. I'd want one side of the spaceship to be full glass so I can see the entire world as we ascend into the horizon and into space, a final scene of immense beauty that barely any people get to see. Once we get far enough into space we'll depart from our vessel and it'll self destruct and explode into a rainbow colored cluster of extremely beautiful fireworks. That'll be the last thing we'll see!

TL;DL i die in the end. :3

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Old 03-20-2011, 04:33 AM

via t-shirt gun

also where could i get your hat thing? its so cool!

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Old 03-20-2011, 04:59 AM

Iridescent jelly squid! :)

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Old 03-20-2011, 05:04 AM

I'd like to fall into a volcano. Or maybe roller skate into one :D

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Old 03-20-2011, 05:12 AM

Thanks i'll check it out.

and it'd hurt to be burned alive. T_T

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Old 03-20-2011, 05:15 AM

Yeah, that is one of the things that I kind of fear. :/ Like, if you have a heart attack you die from the inside of your body. If you die from getting caught of fire you die from the outside. You dying in layers I guess you could say. That would suck ass. XD

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Old 03-20-2011, 05:48 AM

At the height of pleasure. :oops: And by this I mean while eating a giant chocolate bar.

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Old 03-20-2011, 06:00 AM

I guess that roller skating into a volcano wouldn't be a great way to die then... But still, if I couldn't feel it, than being burned to death in a volcano would be pretty awesome.

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Old 03-20-2011, 07:12 AM

My ideal way of dying. . .
I've never really thought of it, haha - but it would probably one without too much pain. :o

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Old 03-20-2011, 07:20 AM

I want to get hit by an ambulance thats on its way to another call...so its definatly speeding when it hits me. xD

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Old 03-20-2011, 07:42 AM

Two ways I can think of I'd like to die with...

1. Peacefully, while in a happy dream. I'd dream of something nice, like petting a snake or eating good food or flying, or doing something violent (as usual with most of my dreams) like blowing something up in explosions, and then just gradually...float away, and never wake up...

2. With a bang. Like, a really, really, really BIG bang. Such as in the midst of a hundred simultaneously exploding nuclear bombs. What a way to go. :drool:

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Old 03-20-2011, 02:30 PM

I'd simply prefer to die normally.
Referring to just OLD AGE.
Meaning, it's peaceful and without pain.
Of course it would involve not having any diseases.
Just to die like a healthy old woman would.
(:

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Old 03-20-2011, 04:48 PM

When I'm flying to France for a meeting. A giant phoenix would capture the plane and take it to her nest to feed her young. That way I'd be used for food and it would be okay.

But I'll probably die from something dumb like cancer or something. =/

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Old 03-21-2011, 12:13 AM

1) Guns blazing, taking out every single batard thats coming after me like a lone samurai on the the battle field.

2) Go out Flyin' (nudge nudge, wink wink)

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Old 03-21-2011, 02:18 AM

Painlessly. Or hopefully out of my gourd on happy drugs and surrounded by people who like me.

I'm not sure there -is- such a thing as a painless death, sadly. Even those who go in their sleep probably wake up, suffer and fall back with their eyes closed, so we just think they went painlessly.

So if painlessness is not an option I want to be aware of the process as it happens. I want to know that this is death and not panic or be overwhelmed by the pain so I am not thinking rationally. Because whether it turns there is a god or an afterlife or not I want to be able to meditate and try to be in a calm, centered place as I go.

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Old 03-21-2011, 03:04 AM

I want to die of old age, from a needle that puts me to sleep or something because I was too old to keep on living. (:

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Old 03-21-2011, 03:10 AM

Omg so many unique ways of dying. xD

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Old 03-21-2011, 11:56 PM

Possible way: Something quick and (relatively?) painless. (E.g. a nice shot, in my sleep...)

Impossible way: Die? Pfft. I'll live forever. ;D

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Old 03-22-2011, 01:14 AM

Quick and painless or awesome like...Getting swallowed by a dinosaur or attacked by the Kraken.

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Old 03-22-2011, 02:11 AM

I wanna die saving a schoolbus of small adorable children on pet day, with their small adorable pets. And have nobody except people close to me know about it. And I want them to play my favorite gay songs at my funeral and cry and laugh at the same time, remembering me as I am, goofy, and I'd like to wait untill I raise my unborn child.

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Old 03-22-2011, 02:30 AM

Early...I want to be known forever for beauty and stuff, and not die old as a wrinkled prune, thank you very much.

Also>>The one of the following scenes would happen:

~I get oh-so-lucky while playing Russian Roulette and kill myself by a headshot.

~It happens fast. Like, a bunch of bombs, and I'm out of there.

Eh...looking at it, I honestly don't care how I die, as long as it's an entertaining way of dying.

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Old 03-22-2011, 02:48 AM

A car accident at night. It sounds odd, but... for me it would be like being in a dream. Broken glass, flashing lights, the cool night air... etc. Ever since I was young that's how I've imagined leaving this world.

However, if I could come up with a silly way to die I'd either be eaten by a kraken or crushed by a far unicorn that farted rainbows.

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Old 03-30-2011, 05:25 PM

I'd have to say my "Ideal Death" would involve myself defending others from harm...when I die, I would prefer that it be for some purpose, not "just because"...I'd rather live a shorter life and die having saved other's lives, than live to be 100 or so, and die of old age. Don't get me wrong, if I didn't have to die, I'd prefer not to, but we all shall at one point or another, I just hope that when my time comes I can find peace in knowing that I touched other's lives, perhaps even litterally saved their lives.

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Old 03-30-2011, 05:43 PM

I want it to be quick and fast. The pain part doesn't really bother me too much because the physical pain doesn't last forever. I always want to die a way that couldn't be forgotten; not a stupid one either... I definitely don't want to be on "1,000 Ways To Die". XD

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Old 04-01-2011, 04:23 PM

Wow, I kinds feel boring but I was just hoping I would die in my sleep so I wouldn't even realize it was happening until it was over. xD

 


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