that reminds me... i never finished my movie :O

I'd wanna work for Steve Wilkos :lol:

Yay! I found American Gothic on Hulu :heart:

Strelly would just like y'all to know that she is completely smashed right now so any random friends request on FB are probably from her.

Also, this message was really hard to type.

And the hiccups she has makes her wanna vomit.

There was so much vodka in that second drink. :drool:

hello everyone

Strelly would also like everyone to know that she tried to share her "getting hit on by two old men" stories while she tried to hold her breath but started giggling because holding her breath made her nose squeak.

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hiccups = GONE! WOOO! *celebrates by drinking more...water*

Strelly is a drunken goober :XD

dammit, janet... i always miss the good stuff! :illgetu:

She found me, damn!

Also, hanging out here while the dog and I wait out the storm. I wish the power would come back on, though.

Originally Posted by Roxxxy

Strelly is a drunken goober :XD

I really am. To get my hiccups go away I had my cheeks puffed out and my nose pinched shut. xD It was a lot of work.

I also have a pretty awesome headache this morning. x___X;

Some old man slapped my ass last night.
And he was a rather rude gentlemen.
He came up to me and goes "People can tell from across the room that you are an introverted woman." Then he talked for like 2 minutes about how it was okay and blahblah and realized I wasn't paying attention so he goes "I've had too much to drink, I'm gonna' try again later." Walked away for two seconds and came back "I'm just tryin' to find me a woman!" When I told him I was seeing someone he goes well "good on you" slapped my ass and walked away. It w as so awful.

He ended up getting punched out later that night. Probably slapped some girl's ass that was there with her man. Cops were called and everything.

The other old guy was okay, though. He just walked up to me "Did you come here so we could dance?" I guess he was a dance instructor. He was at least late 50s and drunk as well so I told him I'd have to think about it.

LMAO that's like some shit out of a movie!

It kept me entertained that night. xD
They had to detain one guy and they drug him in, still in cuffs, to use the bathroom.

And the cops were out there until nearly 1am.

I hope they were hot cops.

The only one I saw was a good candidate for "your team." :lol:

Giggity!

When I still went to school, there was a ridiculously hot security guard. He was an older guy but damn, great body and magnificent ass.

I need to change the first post...

i need LIONSSS

Tucker looks like a lion.

but he's a puppy, not a lion ;o

Doesn't stop him from having the hair!

Make him look like he's roaring :o

Well, get some lions then, D. :o Sheesh.

GOD. There is a bug bite in my ankle that is buggin' the crap outta me!!

Vix - I got pulled over by a fairly good looking cop once. :P
But most of the ones around here like to have the red-neck 'staches going. Ew.

Meow.

*sneezes* BAD KITTY. D<

Seriously, though, I had to leave my ex-husband's parents' house because the cats were starting to make me itchy.

your face makes me itchy ;)

You make my vag' itchy. :talk2hand: