I'd go downstairs to eat. I mean...drink soda. Solve that case to drink my soda, man. >>;

You woke up butt naked on the beach, there is a crowd taking pictures of you. Your first reaction would be?

I would die of a heart attack. Plain and simple!

You just accidentally killed someone. What would you do first?

I highly doubt it's an accident if I killed someone. ^^ I would though clean the weapon I use to kill the person, clean myself and burn my clothes. Though if I could, I would burn the person as well. >>;

You're sleeping and a hand grabs your ankle, your first reaction?

Grab the knife I sleep with and stab them in the hand! I'm a very light sleeper and will immediately wake, ready for anything.

You have the choice to live forever, without the possibility of getting killed (permanently, that is). Would you take it? Why or why not?

Nupe. Valhalla or bust.

Weapon of choice? And be descriptive. I want 'Gladius' or 'Rapier' and not 'Sword.'

Japanese Katana made specifically in Japan with the Inscription of either "The Wandering Poet" or "Kaze"(in Japanese) on it.

What would you consider the best way off of a deserted island with only a single palm tree, 3 coconuts, and sand? (Stereotypical cartoon island)

Hm. Swim! Swim that ocean! Swim it until I drown! Or until a boat picks me up or until I get eaten by a whale or shark. I'm not picky on my death in that situation.

If you could be in any show, as a co-star to the main character, which show would it be and why? This includes animated shows.

Doctor Who. With a dot. One of my stupid dreams is actually to act as the Doctor's companion, even if it were in only one special. I guess I just really like the show, and there's going to be an opening for a new costar every few years so... I may as well dream xD

Hm... Okay. If the zombie apocalypse came, and you got turned, would you want your friends to kill you before you became a threat, or let you live?

Ahh, the eternal question. One I've asked myself many a time. In the end, I would not give my friends a chance to kill me or take my weapons away so I could not kill myself. I would just end it then and there, not make them have to worry about my turning and being a threat to them. End it so they have a better chance of survival!

In consideration of the zombie question, do you think you are ready for it if it were to happen? Are you quick to think and improvise? Are you strong enough in mind and spirit to conceive of such a thing?

I like your answer Dexter. Very noble. To answer your question, I don't think I'm ready for a zombie apocalypse. Granted I would love to fight for my life and battle my way through to survive like all the movies and books write about, but truthfully I'm way too out of shape, lazy, and just not trained for that sort of thing. I'd be too scared, too slow, and probably too depressed at that stage. Great, motivating answer, right?

If there was any moment in your life that you could just go back to relive and watch for fun (not to go back and change), what would it be and why? I know people have so many regrets in their lives, but I think sometimes it's nice to just think back to the small, good events in life.

Hm...now that is a difficult one, there's been so many amazing moments in my life that I would love to watch or relive. I guess if I narrow down the scope a little to just moments from this year, although still difficult, I would choose my friend's birthday. That day was amazing for a few reasons. I went ice skating for the first time, I had a great time camping (even though I hate the outdoors), I had some amazing barbecue food, the banter was epic and of course there are several...um...more x-rated things thanks to drunkenness and truth or dare that were great fun!

If you could get any job in the world, what would it be?

I already have that job! It's more of a charity-based thing, a business I started, beginning with extermination. Then it just went into a combination of extermination and private investigation, and it's not been going for too long. We are getting a little more trust for our dedication to the job and our ability to get things done. But it's not like you see on television, the P. I. thing. It's a lot of dead ends, sitting around, questioning... Still, a good job.

If you had one hundred thousand dollars, would you use it for yourself or others? If either, what would your motivation for it be?

I'd give it to charity. ^^

When was the last time you went to the beach?

Only a couple of weeks ago. Went to halibut beach. Hopefully going again Sunday but not likely. There is a serious rip tide and lots of sharks.

To be or not to be?

That is the question. It depends what is meant by "to be".

Do you classify yourself as a nerd? Why?

I have no classification. But I consider myself rather smart, I know quite a bit about random things, six languages, carpentry, freestyle fighting techniques, and a bit of cooking. I'm not sure if it could see me as a nerd.

You have a single wish to be granted immediately. You cannot ask for unlimited wishes, you cannot kill anyone, and you cannot bring anyone back from the dead. What would that wish be?

For a way to access where he lives, so he can fall for me. >>; Basically to be closer to where he is.

If you knew you were going to die but you couldn't tell anyone, what would you do?

I would let my fate come to me as it was intended. But I would leave my family so they would not have to deal with me after that death. As little burden as possible.

Do you like stand-up comedians? If so, who is your favorite?

HOLY SHIT IT'S DEXTER HI DEX

I don't really spend a lot of my time watching stand-up but if it's on TV I would prefer to watch it rather than a movie I've seen two or three times. I guess my favorite would be Dave Chappelle.

WHAT IS A MAN?

A man is an M an A and an N put together in that specific order in order to make the word MAN

.......*falls over*

What is your favorite word (that you use)?

I have a lot of favorite words! One of my favorites has to be 'Absolutely!' Because I can answer stupid questions with it and just walk away.

Also, to the completely random stranger, hello?

What color would you dye your skin if you had to do so?

Umm... huh... odd question... maybe... that exact coloring for skin Japanese have. (Kinda like a light ivory)

What is your favorite item on menewsha?

Probably the Bleeding hearts boa. Damn, that shit is FANCY (NOT TO MENTION BULKY AND IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE WORK IN AN OUTFIT)

When you think about the 1970s, what comes to your mind first?

David Bowie picture in the 70s. >>;

What are you doing up late?

Up late? It's only twenty past eight! What are you doing up late!?

Are you considered a night owl?