It's way too cold to open my window now.

You just don't want to open the windows because the polar bears will get inside.

That too.

I mean, no!
Just the cold air!

I actually open my window quite frequently in the winter. My grandparents tend to keep it at a temperature just below Hell and my chair is near the heater. So I open the window to try to normalize the temperature. x_x

But I'm on the second floor, so I don't have to worry about polar bears.

I hate the heat. So very much.

And yet you won't open your windows. Maybe you don't have windows. Maybe you live in a freezer!

Well I don't wanna freeze to death either, it's rather fucking cold here.

Excuses, excuses Rad. You like the cold. I'm sure you can survive subzero temperatures.

I have no body fat. D:

We can just fatten you up.

I'd like for that to be possible, but it isn't.
I'm just built this way, it's how I am.

We'll just fill you with babies. That will help >:D

No! No more m-preg! D:

But it's so funny XD

No it's not, it's scary. D:

That makes it even funnier! Though I certainly understand the ew factor. Cookie is never having babies. But it's ok to tease you about having them because it's impossible, just funny XD

But it's nightmare fuel! D:

Don't worry Rad. I'd rub your swollen ankles.

Hello how is everyone!
Still going on with Rad being pregnant I see.

It will never end. :<

I don't think I can say much to you being pregnant so I guess I'm one less person to say you're pregnant. Does that make you feel better?

Slightly, but yes.

*peeks in*

I still want a pheesh.

Brownies in T-minus 15 minutes. :D