Hmmm. Not sure you should open it. It probably holds the destruction of the universe or something crazy cursed like that. Hopefully undead pirate ninjas don't start attacking trying to gain control over the box. I'm really bad at battling undead pirate ninjas!

I'm really bad with pirates in general! I don't want this box anymore But I know I should try to find if it belonged to someone.

Hmm. Maybe you can take out an ad in the Menewshan Minute! Surely someone will see your ad and know what it is....or perhaps the undead pirate ninjas will see it and decide to attack. You might want to hire bodyguards. I hear Yumeh is pretty fierce ;)

Yumeh was following me around for at least a day after I came back from Dad's boat. Something about being on a fishing vessel for an extended period of time... But I do like that idea! I'll have to see if I can get an add in time!

And just carry a tuna around in your pocket to keep Yumeh interested in guard cat duty and you'll be all set!

Tunas are heavy! I think I'll settle for a can of tuna instead. He would be a good guard cat, but he is also a cat... Hmmm.

That's true. The tuna could probably put you in its pocket....if tunas had pockets. Best to settle for a tin.

You could always hire Afrodonkey. I think his butt sparkles are a mighty powerful weapon.

Uhhh, actually I think I'll pass on that one. Afrodonkey will only make me stand out more.

True. Maybe you should go undercover as a ninja then. Just wear lots of black. *nods*

*wanders into thread, and flops onto couch*

Wiiiiiiiiifeeeeeeeeeeeeey *glomp cling*

Cooooookieeee-oof! *flails*
It's been ages. >_<

It has. How are you? :D

I'm doing pretty good. ^_^
How about you?

Ok. I need a new job before I die. But I'm still alive and that's what counts eh?

Aw. *huggles*
Well, it is good to be alive.
Still same place then?

Unfortunately yes. I hate filling out applications and doing interviews though. HATE IT. So I avoid it, which means staying at the same job. Lame.

I'm trying to decide what to eat for dinner. But I'm lazy and don't want to get up and cook anything. D:

Ah, yeah. Filling out applications is...kinda confusing. ><

Hmm...microwave stuff then?

I just hate it. It's awful. And I don't like talking to people unless I've specifically decided to talk to them. So interviews and all those intrusive questions is just not for me. *sighs* Can't I just magically get a job without that crap?

I have some tamales I can microwave. I might. We'll see.

Yeah, way back when, apparently you could just find one down the street. ><

*noms tamales* XD

If only. *sighs*

Hey, no stealing my foods! D:

But...tamales! *pouts*
...I'll trade you some pie. :D

Hmm....what kind of pie? *suspicious*

I don't want mud pie as a trade for my delicious tamales!

Lol, no.
I made some lemon meringue pie yesterday. :D

Oooooh. I don't think I've ever actually had lemon meringue pie before. Gimme! *makes grabby hands*