I have never had that happen. What the heck are you guys googling?! Turn on the safe search!

Good Evening you guys!
How is everyone?

@Cookie
I google a lot of weird, but innocent things like bloody noses or fried rice or one time I didn't know what my cervix was so I googled it and an image of a dead person showed up. Like wtf, Google! >:(
Haven't you ever seen dead bodies on Google maps too? I hate that the most because I don't even search anything, I'm just browsing Google maps and BAM there's a dead person.

@Evergreen
I am doing alright. How are you?

I have no idea if I have safe search on or not, but its rare when it does show up. :)

I don't understand how Ava attracts scary search results. I think a spirit's after you.

Probably, Amane!
I need to make sure that the spirits aren't angry at me or something... It's probably a sign. :/
I need to burn more sage and incense!

Down at the cottage with Randoman, waving sage smudge everywhere…
/Randoman is my new name for Menelaus when I'm on my laptop
/his emojis show up as a weird li'l question mark icon on here
/and it makes me think, RANDOM!

Get rid of those evil spirits!
EVIL YOU WILL NEVER WIN!!

Me and Menelaus? Amane why do you ship us!?

Oh, calm down. It's a friend ship.

Haha, you guys are pretty funny.
I get induced on thursday; so finally get to meet my baby.

Geez. I have never had any of those experiences. Dead bodies for a cervix? You'd think you'd just get lots of cervices, or weird porn pictures. And I've never had a dead body pop up on google maps. Google maps?! I look at the map all the time and that's just never happened. I think they're right, your google is haunted!!! We must perform a google exorcism! Stat!

Heh… that little drabble was funny enough? You shoulda' seen me earlier that day.

Yay Beauty. :) Is this your first baby?

I think enough people complained about the dead bodies that Google probably updated their maps and had them removed or something. You can probably Google, "Dead people on Google maps" to see the dead people before they were removed. :s

I don't know why but my google has to be haunted because I seem to get the weirdest images popping up when I type in really non-weird things! The cervix thing showed me mostly cervixes, but then I got a weird image of a dead woman. And it was so scary, I cannot ever forget that dead woman.

DEAD PEOPLE, STOP SHOWING UP ON GOOGLE. Maybe it's because I'm a vampire and they think I like dead people. I need to see if safe search is on because that stuff is traumatizing and annoying.

You definitely need to banish an evil spirit.

I will perform the spiritual cleansing immediately.

Goodness, I like really dark aesthetics.

I think that's why I love Stoker.

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Demons. Dark elves. Hidden away princesses. Evil behind a mask of devastating beauty. Red and black. Long, dark hair and jewels on bare skin. My love.

That's probably why people love Bluebeard, except, I don't think Bluebeard was particularly pretty or anything. He was just sick.

Yeah, that's boring.

@Ava:
I'm okay, just working on homework.
How are you?

I'm doing alright.
I went to the mall today and got some new shoes.

What kind of homework are you doing?

Oooh! Sounds like you had fun! :D
It's college homework. I have reading homework, computer homework, and management homework.

Because college has no mercy. ¬_¬

-nods-
You are correct!