I am so cold.

Alright, I'll send out a falcon punch towards your mom's vag.

@Donal: I don't want gross hair!

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@Estrella: Much appreciated <3

Vix: I'll clean it *starts licking your hair*

That is disgusting, D.

@Donal: Ewwww!

I don't even wanna know....

IM WASHING HER HAIR ;o

*continues licking vix's hair*

I gotta shave too. Keeping myself all silky smooth in case Sonya and I decide to say "FUCK IT!" and drive to CT for another GWAR show next month.

You can do that yourself

:talk2hand:

*wonders what I should do for Vix's birthday*

@ D: I wanna huggle the puppy in your signature pic.

Taiyo: he's dead :talk2hand:

@Donal: As long as you wash my hair for me, I will! I wouldn't trust you with a razor near my cooch anyway :rofl:

@Taiyo: Sacrifice innocent lives in my honor :B

I hate when I get hair in my mouth. Barf.

I need to shave too.
However, I won't even consider touching myself until I warm my hands up.

Vix: :talk2hand: I wouldn't get near that area anyway!

@Estrella: I'll shave you if you shave me.

@Donal: Yes you would, you're a pervert even if you're gay!

Vix: MAYBE I AM!

but shaving seems like too much of a task :p

I'm too ticklish for that, Vix. :lol:

@Donal: It's not because I just have a little stubble right now :P

@Estrella: Oh then I can't help you :lol:

Vix: Still too much work!

@Donal: Less work than you!

I STILL HAVE TO PEE LOL

I don't shave completely smooth anymore.

I could still help you, Vix. ;)

@Donal: Pee on Strelly, then she won't be cold and you can pretend to be R. Kelly.

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@Estrella: Count me in! :cool:

@ D: aw.....

@ Vix: Sorry, I don't do human sacrifices.

*pees on estrella*

;3

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Taiyo: I sacrificed him for satan.