SECOND VICTIM FALLS!!
hummy comes to you, again, bearing horrific news about, yet, another menewshain we have loved and lost.
Chikyu seems to be an avid artist/crafter/and all around handy Chickie.
while hotgluing a monkie together Chikyu accidentally set her art studio on fire!
when they pulled her melted and charred body from her studio,
she had her newly fashioned monkie hotglued to her full and poutie lips.

Chikyu♥Chikie had aspirations of becoming a veterinarian.
we are grrateful the mad hotglued monkie was there to keep Chickie company during her demise.
such a young and talented Chikie melted much too early.
please post our beloved Chickie some loving thoughts
and let her know how much she will be missed.
knowing Chikie loved animals so much please drop her a profile comment.
*tosses peanuts*
with love, monkie fashion.
@Chiky; will be added to our 'fallen dearly departed' list.
we will miss you, Chikie, may you rest in peace.
*bows head and listens to taps*

Awe... I can no longer joke about goose wings ;_;

Originally Posted by Ted D Ber

Awe... I can no longer joke about goose wings ;_;

ghostiegoosiewingies
with a monkie hotglued to them!

Bucket:♥you wanted to see the second victim's obituary, yeah?

Where was the first victim's obituary?

Maria was the first to go ;_;
two deaths in such a small amount of time

I am giggling about this >.<' i feel aweful >.<'

I feel like such a fattie today @[email protected]

Originally Posted by hummy

FIRST KILL!
today is an unhappy day for our RANDOMACTSofKINDNESS hangout threadies.
it is with great sadness that hummy informs you all that,
while walking home our dear, sweet, newly engaged Maria-Minamino:♥ was hit by a flying squirrel!
Maria-Minamino must have had her head in the clouds thinking of her upcoming nuptials,
or possible she was admiring her beautiful new engagement ring that her fiancé` had just given her.
the squirrel was a black Japanese squirrel and he was attracted to Maria-Minamino's beautiful red hair.

the squirrel hit Maria-Minamino with such force he knocked her clean off of her feet!
she flew into the air a good three feet,
landing horribly and meeting her demise quickly,
feeling absolutely no pain.
such a tragic accident and leading her wedding planning to become her memorial service.
at least Maria-Minamino won't have to stress out over the planning of said service.
mourner's are asked to dress all in red, Maria-Minamino's favorite color, to show our love.
post your favorite music songs or lyrics to celebrate the new music teacher, Maria-Minamino's life.
the children Maria-Minamino was teaching will truly miss her.
hopefully her passionate love of music will change their lives for the better.
they plan to sings Maria-Minamino's favorite song at her memorial service.
her children hope everyone will sing along and feel the love!
please stop by Maria-Minamino's profile and comment her.
she is our very first victim of our ASSASSIN'S CONSPIRACY GAME!
WE LOVE YOU, MARIA-MINAMINO!
*hummy looks up to the clouds*
another angel in heavens chorus.

SECOND VICTIM FALLS!!
hummy comes to you, again, bearing horrific news about, yet, another menewshain we have loved and lost.
Chikyu seems to be an avid artist/crafter/and all around handy Chickie.
while hotgluing a monkie together Chikyu accidentally set her art studio on fire!
when they pulled her melted and charred body from her studio,
she had her newly fashioned monkie hotglued to her full and poutie lips.

Chikyu♥Chikie had aspirations of becoming a veterinarian.
we are grrateful the mad hotglued monkie was there to keep Chickie company during her demise.
such a young and talented Chikie melted much too early.
please post our beloved Chickie some loving thoughts
and let her know how much she will be missed.
knowing Chikie loved animals so much please drop her a profile comment.
*tosses peanuts*
with love, monkie fashion.
@Chiky; will be added to our 'fallen dearly departed' list.
we will miss you, Chikie, may you rest in peace.
*bows head and listens to taps*

here you go, dessertdesiert,sweetie.

just bringing our victims obituaries forward
so we all can morn our ghosties♥!

Originally Posted by hummy

OUR THIRD VICTIM VANISHES WITHOUT A TRACE!
A bizzare twist of fate occured today in the
RANDOMACTSofKINDNESS HANGOUT THREADIE
one of our favorite Aussie's was proving that the water flows the opposite direction as the US,
@Tnt_k; vanised without a trace!

tnkie found this hysterical and started discussing which way the water swirls when it's flushed.
apparently as he was straddling the toilet seat,
trying to take a picture of the swirl of the water
tnkie's foot slipped and he fell intothe toilet!
WOOSH.....TNTK_2 WAS SWEPT OUT TO SEA!

friends waited for his heroic return, to no avail.
we were all horrified and shocked at this prank gone wrong.
our tnkie was an overnight sensation from the minute of his very first post.
he is an advid manga reader, it's so sad so many manga's will be left unread.
tnkie was also a talented gocart race car driver coming in first, often.
sadly, tnkie came in third in this ASSASSIN'S CONSPIRACY GAME!
he will be lovingly remembered and missed wholeheartedly.
show tnkie some love on his profile.
hopefully ghostietnkie will give other assassin's help from the great beyond.

REST IN PEACE, DEAR FLUSHED, TNKIE♥!

FIFTH FOUND AMOUNG CHOCOLATE AND RASPBERRY EXPLOSION BITS!
it is with a heavy heart i come bearing sad new, yet again, fellow RAK threadies.
in a bizarre baking accident we lost our favorite baker/warrior, Gmwolflord, today.
while he was enjoying his favorite pastime, baking, a delectable concoction of flour, chocolate and raspberries,
wolfie♥'s delicious cake exploded into chocolate and raspberry shrapnel flying everywhere!
apparently the only victim was our dear wolfie,
death by chocolate would be his preferred way to go!

his roommate tried and failed to pull him out of the chocolatieraspberry onslaught.
a young man was seen leaving their home, his assassin possibly?

anyone with any leads should call their local Royal Canadian mounted police!
it is requested that all who knew and loved wolfie bake him a little something to bring to his send off.
chocolate truffles were heard to be his favorite guilty pleasures.
but anything would be much appreciated.
*takes off chef hat in respect of our fallen chef*
Gmwolflord:~~Godspeed our friend!

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What can we say, Assassins are efficient, even though they ramble on a bit in their attempts to get it working.

efficient assassin's♥aimlessly extinguishing their targets today!

Rambling is good though
I don't think I've posted this much in such a long time
and I've got encouragement to keep talking :3

wow that's terrible... evil squirrel

I still say tntk should go in the kitchen and make me a snack with his fancy blender!

Indeed. I think i've earned more gold in the last two days than I did in a month ro so before that.

hummy hopes everyone is having a lot of fun.

Oh, i Know I have earned more, heck today I have earned more posting then playing tetris xD

I know i am :D
Also I've made more gold today then I ever have on mene

hummy encoourages all assassin's to turn in some sorrt of obituary with their death certificates.
she will enclude what she can in her announcement.
thank you♥assassin's and victim's alike!

I make loads more when it's double gold day.

I actually don't like this. I have more than 500 gold and i'm not actively saving up for anything. I've usually given it away to people long before I reach this point.

Quick! What rhymes with "hurled"?

hummy doesn't know, Citrus♥Hammer, sorry.

Tntk you can always give me the gold >.>"

Carzeebear:~~what teal fashions are you wearing,sweetie?
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Ted could always use gold for things >_> <_<

curdled (like curdled milk)