HIM does believe HIM has capture the true beauty of Slendy XD

When I'm done with this outfit I'm going to immortalize slenderman on my mule

I don't get why everyone is obsessed with Slenderman right now.

I've never played it... I just like to screw with people. When The Ring was in theaters, my sister and a ton of her friends watched it and so instead of going with, I listened when they got back and scared the hell out of them while they talked about it.

Mwahaha.... static ftw... it was late out too

*comes in singing I Want To Be Like You*

Slendy is listening to this for the second time:
♪ M.I.L.K. Fan-made Song and Animation - 2 Hours Version - YouTube

I think a 14 year old fancies me

How old is bucket?

Seventeen, eighteen in a few months

Ooh.. interesting... o.o so how do you find out someone fancies you? I'm rather clueless in that department.

I was on Tumblr and they were talking to me and called me the girl of their dreams so... xD

Hang on, I'll get the convo

I like this kid... blunt and to the point... I wish people were that blunt to me...

Anon: I'm 3 years younger than you though is that possible

Me: Of course! I’ll talk to anyone, I’m a fairly lonely individual :D

Anon: and you're silly tehe

Me: I’m not silly, I’m special, there’s a difference

Anon: you're special to me

Me: Do you mean that in a nice way or a “you’re a bit of a retard” way?

Anon: You're amazing to me jeez

Me: Alright, simmer down there! D; Just double checking

Thank you though! :’) Come off anon?

Anon: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO PEASANT

Me: WHO ARE YOU CALLING PEASANT!?

Anon: the girl of my dreams

Me: Aw, aren’t you just a cutie! :’)

It looks really long in separate quote tabs but I cbf changing it. I think I know who it is so it's pretty adorable haha

I'm soooo old. ; n;

HHAHAHA! Best line EVER!!

Me: Do you mean that in a nice way or a “you’re a bit of a retard” way?

@ Mon - I know the feeling... I feel old...

Glad you find me amusing haha ;D

*gives Mon and Poet zimmer frames*

Zimmer?

^ zimmer frame

Ah... I'd prefer a cane... which... I may get even though I'm not that old yet

My sim has a cane and he walks like a Southern Gentleman all the time. Such a swagger

Swagger? o.o gosh I don't know this language well enough...

I want to walk around dressed all proffessional... alas I don't know how to find SOFT formal wear

There are some guys at uni who always wear suits. I admire their dedication.

Walk or behave in a very confident and typically arrogant or aggressive way: "he swaggered along the corridor".

^ Definition of swagger

I try to not be arrogant... I just like formality.

Arrogance is a curse