I just had the biggest Fart of my life, I was holding it in since lunch because e went to my aunts party

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My butt tore o.o and theres blood....
it was INTENSE
never holding it in that long again

lol i don't like it either when i feel gassy in public places. omg that sounds painful!

dude♥!
next time go to the bathroom,
turn on the fan and open the window
and let it out instead of being in pain!
*lights match*

*Waves at Hummy*

i'm watching 500 days of summer and it's so good.

the dining room is almost right next to the bathoom and thats where everyone was o.o
and it was family so I'd never live it down
my aunt still gets crap from when she was 4 and went to the bathroom
she was singing the son west virginia while she went
but being four she sang 'west vagina' because she couldn't pronounce 'r's
my family doesnt just drop stuff lol

Originally Posted by Death_to_the_reaper

*Waves at Hummy*

hiya, Dethie♥sweetie!

Hello. *Hugs Back* How are you?

my liveupdates aren't working,
sorrry for my late replies, y'all♥.

lol, teddie turn on the water and flush the toilet.
make some noise and let it rip!

Poet shall post here for a moment, in order to inquire of the potential interesting posts that have previously been encountered since poet's departure.

Poet however just saw Ted's post and decided to facepalm instead...

sory for that ._.

Originally Posted by hummy

*glup*
hummy doesn't have a deathwish, squidie♥sweetie.

You have nothing to worry about, hummy

I just got out of a laaate shower. I used two new concoctions for my face, with not much hope, and my skin is sooooo soft. I love finding random recipes on the internet lol

what kind of face thingies did you do, squidie♥sweetie.

I made a scrub from ocean salt, coconut oil, and peppermint extract and I gave the 'honey pie mask' a shot. It's flour, honey, and lemon juice. It said to leave it on for 30 minutes, but I only left it on for 15.

I put the mask on, waited 15 minutes and got in the shower to wash it off, then scrubbed with the ocean salt. Then I washed the extra salt and oil off and washed my face with an Olay bar

that sounds nice.
i bet you smell amazin, squidie♥

she looks amazing ^_^

Thanks, hummy I kind of smell like a tropical cake lol

Thanks, maidenroseheart

i love the smell of tropical things.

Me, too.

It's funny, though. I don't like eating coconut, but I love the way it smells

@ Ted - No problem... I didn't know you could rip your butt with a fart o.o

coconut makes me not feel that great,
but it smells delicious.

Poet likes coconut too. Poet likes dark chocolate more though.

Milk chocolate makes poet sick.

coconut makes me feel funny too

i think coconut has some sort of 'gotta go' ingredient in it.
*tummie gurgles just thinking abou it*

Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now, mwahahaha XD pops in my head every time