Originally Posted by Grumman_Goose

Ow! *falls over*

What was that for?!

Originally Posted by Grumman_Goose

What was I doing on the ceiling? I've been outside?

oh yes, it was ghostie GG~

OMG... FIRST sentence:

The hottest piece of man-meat ever to exist

Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an Alexander, so if you got a friend named Alexander count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world!

That was mine, well a slight alteration to the first line but other then that :3

Girl's name for characteristically: smart, pretty, and shy females
-they dont know what they have which makes them even more loveable

There were a few longer ones, but that one was my favourite. There was one about a dinosaur too haha

Possibly the most beautiful name for a beautiful girl, Tania's are known to be work-a-holics, eat-a-holics, and gym-a-holics. Tania originated from Miami, Fl. but their ancestry can be traced back to Central American countries. In effect, girls with the name Tania are usually latina featuring large, brown eyes and delicious, curly hair. Naturally, Tania's are constantly referenced to Lady the dog from Disney's "Lady and the Tramp". Tania's physical beauty are often matched by their captivating personality i.e. Their smiles often provide a light in dark places while their quiet kindness evokes love for them. Tania's charm can also consist of a rougher side making them ready fighters. They may break promises and reject kisses (very sad). Lovely tattoo's may adorn their lovely, fuzzy bodies. The final quality is nevertheless angelic and perfect. A Tania is worth pursuing even though they prioritize their friendships and guard their hearts

^That was the longer one

another one

You will never forget this guy.
He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet.
He will stick by your side no matter what.
Has a beautiful smile.
Is sweet, funny, kind, a gentleman, lover, smart, everyone loves him.
Ladies man.
Cute.
Best boyfriend ever.
Great cuddler.
Will turn your world upside down.
Thinks ahead of time.
Always on time.
Great listener.
Very friendly.
If you get him mad he will turn into a hardass.

all of which applies to me xD

Poet fit like... NONE of theirs... most of theirs involed "highly attractive" and "rocking muscles"... Yeah... funny... but totally off

I'm not latina or a gym-o-holic xD but I do have massive eyes

Clocks name isn't in Urban Dictionary.
>__>

@GG: Lol you must just be beating the girls off with sticks

@Clock: Oh noo D; write one?

What is clockie's name? :D

Poet hasn't found one that matched poet yet... poet's name is genderless so that doesn't help when it says "a BOY/GIRL" specifically

Originally Posted by Absurditea

@GG: Lol you must just be beating the girls off with sticks

@Clock: Oh noo D; write one?

Yeah one's from mene! xD

*braces for punches*

Why is it ONE gender fits me and the other is a TOTAL opposite?!?

Tania is a dinosaur, she likes to eat grass on sunny days in a pasture with her friend. on the weekends her and gingie talk about mollases. She swims like a frog. She lives in a log. She likes donughts, our other dirty ginger friend hooks her up with many guys :) she has to loving parents, <3 and an auntie she has a pimp. Sometimes her and her BEST FRIEND THAT NAMES STARTS WITH AN "M" have interesting talks while walking to starbucks. She helps old people push cars. She lives in narnia. she works at willie wonkas chocolate factory. She wants to move to turtle mountain, manitoba. She dreams about whales. She has a pet human. She plays the cowbell. Her life is very interesting. She likes to travel through closets wiht her aunt, but hers is broken so she uses her aunties. She started a dating website

^ Describes me perfectly :')

bhahahah! :')

PET HUMAN?!
Clock wants a pet human.
; n;

Maybe it was written by "m"

@Clock: They're the best! :)

@Poet: Haha that definitely wasn't written by my best friend

Originally Posted by Liztress

*falls over* I miss you too!

LIIIIIIZ! :DDDDDDD

to piss in a car gas tank

Uhh what's this have to do with my name?

I have to get ready for work

I didn't get enough sleep.. *shoves cookies in mouth*

Your name is clearly the party animal name, Poet haha

Dang it... my name hasn't been "party" related since the 1900s!!

There was one about my name being a crazy drunk haha

*listens to the song they were named after* Ahh... that's the stuff...

Originally Posted by Absurditea

There was one about my name being a crazy drunk haha

ding ding ding we have a winner ;P