"M-lady!" Thor exclaimed, wrapping his arms around her to catch her, though he had to lunge forward to do so and thus they both fell. In mid air Thor turned so that Celeste was at least on top of him as they went crashing into the water.

Celeste got up on all fours, and stared down at him, her face inches from his. "Thor... I...Ummm.." Her wet hair making a ring around his head.

"Are you alright M'lady?" Thor questioned with concern, he reached up to brush a strand of wet hair from her brow.

"Would you... would you do something for me?" Her voice trembling a bit at the thought.

"What is it M'lady?" Thor questioned.

She gulped, "Would you....would you... give me my first kiss?" She asked rather shyly.

Thor was taken by surprise, "I.... your... uuhh..." suddenly he looked over to where his hammer lay in the grass, "something's wrong" he stated

"Hm?" Celeste sat up, blinking, "What do you mean?"

"Ah-My apologies maiden" Thor rose from the water, "I am uncertain of the cause but something seems to be calling to my hammer. I have never had it react so strangely before"

Celeste looked down, "Of course... I'll just head back to the school..." She said getting up and not looking at him. "Come CoCo."

Thor picked up his hammer, looking at it a little confused, "Wait-it is coming from the school." he declared, taking off with her, "we must hurry!"

She really wanted to be anywhere but near Thor at the moment. How stupid had she sounded? 'Oh please tall blonde and godly... Please kiss me. it's not like I'm 28 and still haven't been kissed or even been on a date...'

"right..."

As it turned out, Thor was not being a complete A-hole.

In the yard, where Eric was supposed to be having his class in session there was a circle of students and in the center stood the young-a-fied mutant. Each student was holding onto a metallic object-or onto another student as they tried to pull the objects away from their teacher. Three students were clinging to one belt as the buckle seemed desperately trying to get to Eric. Already the boy-teacher was covered in change and small metal items that were sticking to him and refused to be pulled off.

"Max! How did this happen?" She asked as he glasses zoomed off of her face and onto him.

"Ow!" Max winced as the glasses slammed into him and broke as the frame wrapped around his arm, "Celeste! I don't know!" he exclaimed, somewhat panicked, "nothing I do seems to calm it dooooowwwwwwwnnnn" he yelped as his feet skidded across the ground. His body was being pulled towards Thor and suddenly he was lifted off his feet and thrown through the air, his back slammed right into Thor's hammer.

Thor raised the hammer with Max hanging off of it, gave it a shake but he was stuck fast, "So you are the one who was calling to my hammer."

"Sorry. ><" This is bad... Max you need to calm down. How did it start?-" She paused as she felt a pulling from her chest. "nononononono." She began to mumble. "Thor get him away from me!" She stated as she tried to pull away from the magnetic field.

"As you wish!" Thor declared and swung his hammer, throwing it and a screaming Max high into the air and out of sight.

One of the students went up to Celeste, "Somebody asked about the first time his powers showed" she explained, obviously a little distressed, "he started telling us about the last time he ever saw his parents..."

"That's not what I meant!" She exclaimed, falling to one knee, the pain in her chest going away. She looked up when one of her students came up to her. "...Muscle memory..." Miss Ambrose arose. "Miss Turner, you're with me. Everyone else please clear up this mess. Thor if you would take us to your Hammer..."

Thor shrugged and reached out his hand, "Hammer! To me!" he called and a moment later the hammer, with Eric still attached to it, came flying back to his hand.

Miss Ambrose quickly ran away from Thor but it was too late, she went flying into Eric's little body, his face in her breasts. "Damn it Thor!"

"Eric.. You need to think of something happy. To Calm yourself..." She stated, blushing brightly.

"I don't think that'll be a problem" Eric's voice muffled out from her breasts, "though it was the first thing I tried"

Thor sighed, "I somehow feel as though my great Azgardian weapon is being used inappropriately..." he gave it another shake, this time with both of them attached but nothing came of it other than to shake the two of them around. "... I do not know how to help."

"Knock him out" Charles stated, his arms crossed as he stood not far away, "The effect will subside in time, until then, a lack of consciousness should negate the effect. Good afternoon Miss Ambrose, Thor" he nodded to each of them

"Ow.ow.ow.ow.ow.ow.ow." Miss Ambrose whined as Thor threw them about. She tilted her head back, " Head master?..Charles?... Is that you?..." She looked back at Eric, "Right..." She took hold of one of her breasts to move it out of the way and then karate chopped his shoulder.

The two of then fell back, with little Eric on top of Celeste. She lay there, rubbing in between her breasts, "Gods, that hurts."

Once Eric was passed out, Charles advanced and offered Celeste his hand up, "So, you've destroyed parts of the school, brought a stray back from a field trip as well as a god and smothered a young boy with your bosom. I should leave you in charge more often, it's been a pretty tame month" he chuckled.

Celeste took Charles hand, carrying little Eric in her arms. "I missed you." She put a hand on his shoulder, biting her lip. She was going to have to put ice on her chest. She looked over Eric. He had a few cuts and brusies. Best to take him up to the infirmary.

"Alright everyone, clean up and we'll resume classes after lunch." She stated before carrying him off. "When did you get back, Head Master?"

"Just recently" he replied, "I happened to have finished up a little early in Genosha, for now anyway. I'm sure there will be more occasions. Anyway, care to fill me in? I would also like to meet this new teacher you hired."