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Old 06-22-2015, 08:04 AM

There was one time a few years ago when I was on the train, and there was a fly buzzing next to me. So I gave the window a light thump with my knuckle, and the next thing I know, the fly dropped dead! I'd had no idea I'd even hit it!

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Old 06-22-2015, 12:53 PM

My mom killed a fly with her bare hands a few days ago.

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Old 06-22-2015, 02:12 PM

Flies aren't usually a problem till spring/summer, and then we use the fly spray in SPADES. Or we try and just shoo the damn things out the front door!

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Old 06-22-2015, 04:18 PM

Which reminds me...:



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Old 06-22-2015, 04:22 PM

Three MONTHS flew in?
I wonder which ones?
Jeez, close that window!
xD

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Old 06-22-2015, 04:23 PM

i'm pretty sure whoever did that meme made a typo.. still funny though

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Old 06-22-2015, 04:24 PM

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Like a warrior.
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Holy fly swatter, bat mom!!!
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Pistachio is like the ninja warrior of all moms lol.
Ninja Warrior Batmom. I will accept this title. xDD


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i'm pretty sure whoever did that meme made a typo.. still funny though
I would say keep it, because the months really have been flying by, lol.

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Old 06-22-2015, 04:29 PM

Agreed. I can't believe it's June already.... and almost july

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Old 06-22-2015, 04:34 PM

I KNOW

What happened?
Time keeps going by quickly, and it needs to slow the flip down.

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Old 06-22-2015, 06:14 PM

That's why we don't open windows and doors. Even though most have screens. *sips empty coffee mug*

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Old 06-23-2015, 07:43 AM

I've lost count of how many times a bee or fly has buzzed around inside a bus with non-opening windows *facepalm* Good thing they eventually found their freedom, but it doesn't make for an easy ride, especially if it's a bee!

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Old 06-23-2015, 08:14 AM

One time when I was little I spent a whole summer trying to lasso a bee.... and succeeded.

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Old 06-23-2015, 01:07 PM

Mad skillz. Right there *nods* Yikes!

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Old 06-23-2015, 01:40 PM

We're either going to spray them or kill them. When seen in public, the others fan them away, but I squeak-scream and run away.

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Old 06-23-2015, 08:18 PM

Or I could lasso them away.

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Old 06-23-2015, 08:22 PM

Do it. I'll pay you.
/I wish

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Old 06-23-2015, 11:15 PM

I should and I it could be in my fantasy bee circus.

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Old 06-23-2015, 11:18 PM

I would not want to see that circus.

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Old 06-24-2015, 01:07 AM

A bee circus would be very interesting to see :)

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Old 06-24-2015, 01:18 AM

Also quite horrifying.

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Old 06-24-2015, 01:49 AM

Ahem... The difference between bees v/s wasp.
Bees pollinate plants& make honey.
Wasp, r just jerks.

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Old 06-24-2015, 02:00 AM

They're both terrifying and get my paranoia going. |D

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Old 06-24-2015, 05:25 AM

I'd prefer bees to wasps. Bees do something useful. Wasps don't. Any time I hear of a wasp infestation, I freak the heck out! Bees = better than wasps any day *nods*

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Old 06-24-2015, 08:19 AM

I used to catch flies with my mouth. I'd leave it open and let a fly land on my face, and when it got close enough to my mouth I'd just suck it in. Now I just catch them with my hands and squish them.

I used to use spit for bait and make my hand into a trap for them. Now I just catch them. It's easy if you move really slow because they see things all sped up. If you move slow enough it looks like you're not moving and you can get really close without them flying away.

And I used to be scared of wasps but now I'm not. Now I just kill them all.

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Old 06-24-2015, 01:10 PM

Wasps, hornets and small bees scare me. There was a wasp hanging out around my car, but because I was trying to get my son into the car, I went into mama bear mode. xD
Didn't kill it, but I didn't run away like I normally would. I kind of dodged it whilst protecting my son. "Alright, let's get in the car---" //watches wasp
As soon as it flew away, closed the flipping door as fast as I could. Good thing I got him strapped in with the short time I had, lol.

 


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