And that, folks, is how I met Vampisces.

Oh,i know her. We're cousins. She's from the Hungarian branch of the family

Well, that was an awful Vampisces moment you had back there.

Originally Posted by Queen_Andais

Pretty sure our news broadcasts show on their version of the trailer trash channel of their cable programming. We're their version of mattress surfing behind an ATV.

this is very likely . especially with all those "earth is actually a really young planet" things that are out there.

Horse shoes is still popular both in rural and urban areas

I don't know what's going on, but I'm sure they watch us like, "Aww, they think they're so wise and experienced and evolved after 4.6 billion years."

I don't think horse shoes think anything. Oo

Shadami and Andais are in a very interesting thing. That's what I was replying to.

Horse shoes don't care about them either.

Horseshoes don't give a horse's excrement about anything, do they?

That's what I said. Dooooo pay attention...

hello all

Originally Posted by Amane

I don't know what's going on, but I'm sure they watch us like, "Aww, they think they're so wise and experienced and evolved after 4.6 billion years."

they probably think of us as cute little toddlers.. unware of what's truly going on in the universe, and so innocent.

The moon landing was like watching us say our first words.

yeah. as long as it wasn't filmed in a movie set :3

Are you a conspiracy theorist, Shadaminati?

Ya know, the more I think about it, I have to agree that we are toddlers. Think of the asinine stuff that we do and then claim to have not done that thing even though there is proof we did it! Much like a toddler will tell you they aren't pouring their juice on the carpet while you're standing in front of them as they do it.

That was kinda deep. Me, I'm a kid because I sure am not an adult.

why DO toddlers do that anyways? its so obnoxious!

I AM SO SORRY GUYS. LIFE HAPPENED AND SUCKED ME INTO A BLACK HOLE KNOWN AS THE WORD "JOB".

THE MINI CONTEST WAS WHO COULD TELL THE MOST AMUSING STORY AS TO WHY MY GUY ENDED UP IN JAIL.
PICTURE THEY HAD TO USE:


HERE ARE THE RESULTS FROM THE MINI CONTEST:

WINNER: Queen_Andais: Qeeny, you get 200 gold instead of the original 100 as an apology for leaving this contest delayed for so long
Her Entry:

Originally Posted by Queen_Andais

Onion Rings: Well as one might expect, McNugget's dreams of a happily ever after didn't quite come true. He made it to the ball no problem, courtesy of the Uber driver, but that's where the merriment ended. It was one bad thing after another for this Cinderfella at the Rainbow Club ball. First, his shirt was ruined when someone decided to enter him into the wet t-shirt contest and didn't allow McNugget a chance to state his shirt was Silk. He had to remove it after being liberally hosed down before it shrank and became a belly shirt (which was never a flattering look on a man); Second, was the unfortunate pants ripping when his pocket got caught on an exposed screw on the outdoor terrace and it rent a hole the size of Chicago, leaving his right cheek exposed (seems McNugget likes to swing free). This caused a blush to creep up his chest and face. He managed to make it to a dark corner somewhere in the back of the club so he could cry and figure out how he was going to get home with no clothes.
Figuring that public transportation was out, as they do require shoes and shirt, he called for an Uber pick up. He gave strict instructions for the driver to meet him out back in the alley and when he saw headlights he jumped out. Sadly, this was McNugget's third strike for the night and it was a cop cruising the alley, not the Uber driver. No manner of explaining would persuade the cop to not arrest McNugget for indecent exposure.
Perhaps the mice in the cell with McNugget can sew him some new clothes.

2ND PLACE: Kirin Rosenbaum: You get 100 gold
HER ENTRY:

Originally Posted by Kirin Rosenbaum

Onion Rings I think he had been at a really intense party and had gotten very very drunk. He started flirting with this guy, who turned out to not be gay. This guy beat him up and threw him out of the place the party was taking place. Some homeless people found him unconscious and stole his clothes. When he woke up he didn't realize right away that he was naked. He started stumbling up the street. That's whne the police arrested him for indecent exposure. It was while in jail that all that happened to him came back to him.

that's some fantastic stories there :D

Yeah.. I am just disapointed there weren't more entries.. but it was bad enough i have barely had any time to come on here to end the contest that was supposed to end april 1rst xD so I just decided to end it.

well there you go. I agree Queenies story desreved first prize.

i didn't reven really know about the contest :D i don't think i entered.....

It was posted up on the title of the thread.... xD