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#1051
Old 07-20-2014, 06:11 PM

I was taught you can't get one from a toilet.

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#1052
Old 07-20-2014, 06:27 PM

I'm sure you could if you tried hard enough, but let's not do that, what?

Better safe than sorry, really.

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#1053
Old 07-20-2014, 06:51 PM

True. just glad I don't have to hover. don't got the leg endurance for that

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#1054
Old 07-20-2014, 07:00 PM

It takes practice, is all I can say. It's a conditioning thing...

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#1055
Old 07-20-2014, 07:03 PM

In honor of the thread I shall say "I'll do it later"

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#1056
Old 07-20-2014, 07:05 PM

Yeah, probably best to put it off until the last minute. It's how I learned.

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#1057
Old 07-20-2014, 07:08 PM

haha though I'll opt to just stand tyvm.

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#1058
Old 07-20-2014, 07:10 PM

That won't do you any good with forces from the other side, but hey, whatever works.

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#1059
Old 07-20-2014, 07:14 PM

That stuff can be done at home where it belongs

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#1060
Old 07-20-2014, 07:24 PM

Which brings us right back to where we started, avoiding the whole other-than-at-home toilet situation entirely.

Yay, we came full circle!

And with that, I'll mention that I might pass out soon.

Twelve hours go by fast, sometimes. About the time I think I'm finally awake, it's time for a nap.

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#1061
Old 07-20-2014, 07:28 PM

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I was taught you can't get one from a toilet.
That weird moment when you remember talking about being broke and coding, and this is the first post you see next.

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#1062
Old 07-20-2014, 07:42 PM

Hey, quality over quantity, I always say!

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#1063
Old 07-21-2014, 12:23 AM

Quality toilets!

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#1064
Old 07-21-2014, 03:50 AM

speaking of quality toilets, the Japanese are number one in that department =3


---------- Post added 07-20-2014 at 10:53 PM ----------




it has heated seats and sounds to mask your potty noise and music =3
it also has a bedet feature and a fan to dry you
it also has a spicket on top to wash your hands after
that water is used to flush the toilet, very efficient

Last edited by hummy; 07-21-2014 at 04:04 AM..

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#1065
Old 07-21-2014, 05:13 AM

Knew someone who wouldn't warn their guests about the spray option before inviting them over... and when they wouldn't come out immediately after flushing they all knew what happened.

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#1066
Old 07-21-2014, 05:59 AM



lol that's funny

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#1067
Old 07-21-2014, 06:16 AM

They'd curiously press buttons until it'd spray all over the place and they'd frantically clean it before coming out.

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#1068
Old 07-21-2014, 10:20 AM

I like those toilets too. And also how you can keep it warm, which is all added bonuses

Poet - what? aren't the buttons easy to read?

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#1069
Old 07-21-2014, 01:06 PM

LOL, mine has a lever. Just a lever.

You hold it down until it's done flushing, or it doesn't finish flushing. Even if you do, sometimes it hiccoughs and makes you wait while it refills before you can try again.

Really fancy crapper I got.

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#1070
Old 07-21-2014, 01:52 PM

The handle of my toilet reminds me of oreos and and the off button on my computer; just hold it down until you feel like you're suffocating someone.

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#1071
Old 07-21-2014, 08:31 PM

@ Lex - Well most americans have never used one before... so they wouldn't know what it means.

@ Vera - I believe "piece of crap technology" is a good term for it XD

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#1072
Old 07-23-2014, 06:44 PM

i'm procrastinating ordering glasses

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#1073
Old 07-23-2014, 06:48 PM

Hummy wears glasses? o.o

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#1074
Old 07-23-2014, 06:50 PM

oh yeah. my vision is awful

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#1075
Old 07-23-2014, 06:59 PM

Hummy is part of the 4 eyes club! makes you twice as cool :D
(Also why can't we see better with 4 eyes?)

 


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