Hook huffed. "Why do you look like you don't believe me?" he asked. "Do you think I have the time to go around getting drunk every night?"

"I didn't say anything," Rachel replied mildly.

"No, but you have this look. Besides, you have a habit of not believing me already."

"When Sheriff Swan finally lets you out, go to the library and ask to watch Curse of the Black Pearl," Rachel said. "That might clear some things up for you."

Hook blinked, about to ask a question when Emma came out of her office.

"Alright, Hook, you're free to go," she said, unlocking and opening the door. "Keep causing trouble and I'll find a reason to keep you here."

"I'm sure you will." Hook looked at her for a moment before he swaggered out, winking at Rachel. "I'll see you later, love."

Rachel just rolled her eyes.

"Maybe now I can get some work done," she commented.

Hook just snorted at her and sauntered out of the station, going straight over to the library and asking for the movie in question.

Five minutes later, Tina texted Rachel.

You're to blame for the pirate sitting here watching a movie about pirates. I know this all you.

Rachel blinked.

He actually did it? she asked. Then, tell me you have all four. I will personally go and buy them if not.

We don't have the newest one here, but we have the other three. He'll be here for the next six hours. Tina sent that off, and then paused before texting her again quickly. Well at least it has entertainment potential. You'll have to come kick him out for Belle later tonight, I don't think she likes him much.

I'll totally donate On Stranger Tides to the library. Because this was something she just had to make sure was done right. I'll stop by just before closing.

Sounds good to me. I might leave a bit early tonight so I have time to cook before I leave, but I'll let you know. Tina grinned when she heard quiet swearing from Hook. Oh yeah, entertainment potential. Want me to record some of this?

Please. Rachel couldn't help but laugh a bit at the thought.

Tina grinned and recorded choice bits of Hook watching the Pirates movies throughout the day. Belle didn't mind, since Tina was in charge of all the computers and electronics anyway.

At the end of the day, Rachel put her things away a little early and started off towards the library. It was just about time to let Hook know he had to leave for the day.

Tina had already gone for the day so she could run back to the apartment and cook dinner.

But Hook was still there, just finishing the third movie. He still looked a little stormy, glowering at the TV.

Rachel leaned against the doorframe of the viewing room, just watching. It was just finishing the best part of the third movie, so she waited for it to end first.

"There's a scene after the credits," she commented.

Hook blinked and looked back at her. "First of all," he said without preamble, "no. Just no." Then he turned back to watch the scene after the credits, making a face briefly before he shook his head.

Rachel just shrugged a bit.

"You wanted to know," she said. "And I'm here to kick you out, the library's closing up."

"Very well." Hook got up and stretched briefly before sauntering out of the library. "Now I understand why you have such misconceptions."

"There's one more movie," Rachel said helpfully. "I'm going to buy it and donate it to the library so they have the full set."

"Even so, their portrayal is wrong," Hook said matter-of-factly. "I would be happy to correct any misconceptions you now have, love. I don't blame you at all."

"Well, right now is not the time, since I'm heading home," Rachel said. "I only came by to make sure Belle was able to close up."

Hook nodded after a moment. "Very well then. Next time we will discuss the misconceptions these movies have given you." He shot her a grin.

Rachel raised an eyebrow.

"I don't know about you, but I actually have to get work done during the week to earn my paycheck," she said. "I don't have time to be sitting down arguing the finer points of piracy."

"During the week," Hook pointed out. "Besides, there are evenings to consider as well."