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#701
Old 10-31-2015, 07:09 AM

The vending machine burps out a bone and nothing else. I don't think you're supposed to feed vending machines chicken. It might get a taste for flesh and start eating humans after that!

*carefully inserts a coin*

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#702
Old 10-31-2015, 11:45 PM

The machine makes an odd grinding noise and starts vibrating violently. A pile of coins comes tumbling out along with a rather sorry looking candy bar. You're not sure if that was supposed to happen, but who are you to turn down free money.

*inserts coin*

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#703
Old 11-01-2015, 10:16 AM

The machine starts its siren and flashing lights routine and spits out a miniature but fully functional TARDIS. You could travel through time and space if you could just fit through the door. Oh well, at least you can make someone's Barbies time travel.

*inserts key*

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#704
Old 11-04-2015, 02:33 PM

You get a treasure chest. I wonder how you'll get it open though.

-inserts jellybean-

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#705
Old 11-04-2015, 07:13 PM

You get a cute baby ostrich!


*inserts a coin*

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#706
Old 11-09-2015, 06:35 PM

You get a giant gummy baby!

*inserts ball of twine*

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#707
Old 11-11-2015, 02:41 PM

You get a peanut butter sandwich.

-inserts coin-

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#708
Old 11-11-2015, 07:03 PM

You get a rubber baby buggy bumper.

*inserts time clock*

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#709
Old 11-12-2015, 04:07 AM

you get the sea shells she sells on the sea shore ��

*inserts a fish*

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#710
Old 11-12-2015, 05:26 PM

You get lots of sushi.

*inserts left arm*

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#711
Old 11-24-2015, 07:56 PM

You get a hospital bill asking for your leg as well.

Inserts batman comic book.

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#712
Old 11-25-2015, 02:23 AM

You get a kitten dressed up in a cat woman suit with sushi on the end of its tail.

-inserts strange unidentifiable coin-

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#713
Old 11-25-2015, 08:43 AM

you get a life sized action figure of Indiana Jones, complete with kungfu wit and a stapled on hat ��

*inserts apple core*

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#714
Old 11-28-2015, 03:28 AM

You get wide spread panic! What have you done?! You've disturbed the apple core! Now an apple meltdown is imminent! What will become of the citizens of Apple Town?! They had so much to live for! Granny Smith and her daughter, Red Delicious! Little Baldwin who just entered the first grade and Officer Fuji, only three days away from retirement!

*inserts the bones of my ancestors*

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#715
Old 12-23-2015, 08:14 PM

Out comes a sudden rush of cold air, so strong that it pushes you backward. And then it is gone.

*inserts a quarter*

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#716
Old 12-26-2015, 06:14 AM

You get a pokeball! What's inside? Oh...it's just a Magikarp...and it splashes you. Great.

*inserts a pokecoin*

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#717
Old 12-26-2015, 05:49 PM

You get a keychain of a turtle.

*insert phoenix tuft*

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#718
Old 12-29-2015, 03:43 AM

You get a whoosh of dust

*insert coin*

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#719
Old 12-30-2015, 04:58 PM

You get a baby elephant.

*inserts coin*

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#720
Old 12-30-2015, 09:08 PM

You get a baby griffin!

*inserts coin*

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#721
Old 12-30-2015, 10:34 PM

Out hops a Kangaroo.

*inserts a frog*

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#722
Old 01-01-2016, 01:16 AM

You get....mangled bits of a frog. Not even a whole frog. Just juicy squishy guts and a twitching leg, because frogs are not coins.

*wipes off frog guts and puts in a quarter*

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#723
Old 01-01-2016, 05:37 AM

You get a snowball! How did that happen?


*inserts a nickel*

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#724
Old 01-01-2016, 01:40 PM

You get a thirty-six inch sub sandwich but instead of food between the bread it has rotting garbage. Hopefully you didn't take a bite.

*insert a dead man's toe*

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#725
Old 01-01-2016, 04:57 PM

Ewww haha

You get a squirt of blood o.o


*inserts coin*

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