omg
I'm so glad he didn't read it right!

Yeah. He's only like, eight, I didn't want to tell him what an Orgy was. XD

OMG
that would be the most awkward conversation ever

Well...it's when a bunch of people get together and....No, no, I'm sorry, nope, I'm out, ask mom.

you should have made an with your finger then take like, five of your finger and put them in and out.
just show him that, and say nothing.
when he's older he'd get it.

//Laughs hysterically//

Once he was watching me play GTA and I went in a hospital to heal myself, and there was a poster and it was like.
"Do you think this is safe sex?"
And then it had a picture of a finger going through another circle shape finger. And he pokes me and goes "Hey Em, watch this." And does the hand moment, and I started crying.

ohmygod
that's...wow
kid doesn't even know what it means

Heheheheh, kids are so funny and innocent.

It's funny.
and then you remember you were once like that and laugh.

you know, I used to watch family guy when I was younger.
i didn't get the jokes often, but I liked it.
now that I'm older, I get the jokes and it's funny.

Ikr. One time I was watching "A league of our own" it was an old baseball movie. And a man insults someone by saying "You look like a penis in a baseball cap." And I was really confused, so I went out into the living room and asked my mom "What's a penis?" In front of my whole family. And...Lets just say they still bring it up.

that's amazing!

I asked my mom what sex was when we were in the middle of target. I was like, five.
A girl named Princess, who was younger than me, said she was going to have sex with Dilan, one of the other kids there.
I think the older kids were horrified and the other kids that were my age were like "What?"
Princess was kicked out of the daycare the next day.

//Snorts// Omfg.
I said I was going to have sex with my sister because I thought it meant just going under blankets and jumping around. (Learned from Sims.) So yeah.

OMG
that's just...holy shit!

Oh youth. Such a confusing time.

o.o
Question...
What's with the little green money thingies at the top now?
Are those new or have I just not been paying attention?

I have no idea what they are either.

guys! those are event tokens!
there's an event going on!
did you not see the notices?

Tl;dr.....

Is that the chance thingie in the corner of my screen?

eeevent tokkkkennnnssss Buy cool commons and awesome rares. Make awesome avatars.

Ah.. How do you earn these magical tokens?
I have no idea what's going on.

Me either...Princess, be confused with me!

princess; yes, in the left bottom corner.

you play the chance game to get tokens and you post!
You use the tokens to buy items from the event store!
if you go to the forum section and go to the event forum, you can enter contests for prizes!

You earn them by posting! .50 per post. I do believe. They are then collected in the corner of the screen, where they wait until you use them to buy fancy clothing and items at the Special Event Store.

Ooooh, coolio. Post words, get tokens and goldies.
I like it. Haha.