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#5101
Old 11-08-2013, 12:04 AM

I could never make my avatar feel right when I use non-monochrome hair colors unless it's one of the wigs.

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#5102
Old 11-08-2013, 12:16 AM

Nudist joke, anyone?

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#5103
Old 11-08-2013, 12:35 AM

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I could never make my avatar feel right when I use non-monochrome hair colors unless it's one of the wigs.
I like my avatar so far. I got the hair color by just trying out colors until I liked it. I'll get more items in time. For my first week here I am really doing great. This is a nice hangout to be a part of.

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#5104
Old 11-08-2013, 12:41 AM

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Nudist joke, anyone?
Ooooh! I got one:

A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "Count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.

As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays". A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing, "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground.

He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"

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#5105
Old 11-08-2013, 12:49 AM

Pfhaha, good one. Anyway,

A mother, father, and son are at a nudist beach. The little son is playing, he returns to his mother and says "mommy, some of the girls have bigger boobs than you do!" to which she replies "the bigger they are, the dumber they are. Go play."

He comes back, saying "mommy, some boys have bigger pee-pees than daddy!", and she replies "the bigger they are, the dumber they are. Go play".

Finally, he runs back and announces "mommy, daddy's talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets!"

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#5106
Old 11-08-2013, 12:51 AM

Those were both good.

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#5107
Old 11-08-2013, 01:04 AM

Oh my gosh! Good joke!

Here's another:

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he
stepped out of the shower.
"Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.


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#5108
Old 11-08-2013, 01:06 AM

HaHaha!
Poor Jack.

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#5109
Old 11-08-2013, 01:07 AM

Ohhh. Wait.. I got a better one!!

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear
to go to a fancy costume party. Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing
there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in
my pants!"

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#5110
Old 11-08-2013, 01:08 AM

Oh noess, that was terrible.
And funny! XD

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#5111
Old 11-08-2013, 01:09 AM

But so entertaining, right?

*smug face*

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#5112
Old 11-08-2013, 01:10 AM

That's entertainment!

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#5113
Old 11-08-2013, 01:12 AM

LOL

Anyone else having a hard time coming up with something for the Whodunnit contest? I have no idea how to write the goddamn thing using the evidence. I read more between the lines than what the evidence did, and the evidence makes no goddamn sense at all with one another. *rips hair out*

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#5114
Old 11-08-2013, 01:12 AM

Too bad I don't have any more naked jokes

I am not participating in that contest.... Maybe I should though? >_>

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#5115
Old 11-08-2013, 01:14 AM

Haha you could read through it and see if you can come up with someone?

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#5116
Old 11-08-2013, 01:14 AM

Aww, c'mon Nugget.
Surely you have a few more?

Sorry Dan. I didn't participate either.

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#5117
Old 11-08-2013, 02:14 AM

I finally got my entry out and submitted it. I think it's way off though because I didn't use most of the evidence at all. They make no sense at all to me and I don't want to make it look forced so I just disregarded them completely. @[email protected]

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#5118
Old 11-08-2013, 02:20 AM

I'm glad to hear that you got it done, Dan.

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#5119
Old 11-08-2013, 02:21 AM

Thanks. :) I can't wait to see the results.

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#5120
Old 11-08-2013, 02:26 AM

I hope that you win.

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#5121
Old 11-08-2013, 02:59 AM

Haha I hope I win something, I doubt my entry would actually being first place or anything because I disregarded all the evidence that should be included.

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#5122
Old 11-08-2013, 08:05 AM

I went through the evidence and interrogations for that, but nope! XD I'm so bad at those, so in the end I just let it go. Excited to see the results though!

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#5123
Old 11-08-2013, 10:38 AM

Yeah. I'm hating those evidence so much right now because I couldn't get them to work together. xDDD;;

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#5124
Old 11-08-2013, 01:27 PM

IM HOMEEEE.
I want a warm welcome, food on the table and a hug!

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#5125
Old 11-08-2013, 01:32 PM

Hi Ophium.
Welcome home.
Where ya' been?

 



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