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Old 08-08-2014, 02:54 PM

She has. She's also been suffering from her usual dislike of her avatar, and that tends to pre-occupy her greatly.

I just imagine the two maids cleaning in perfect sync with each other, then turning around and posing at the end.

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Old 08-08-2014, 02:56 PM

lol I imagine them to be wiggling their booties while they work with their back to the audience from your mental image.

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Old 08-08-2014, 03:15 PM

*wakes up*

HURR DURR

I almost got a maid outfit for my avi, but I got distracted and made Hit Girl instead, lol.

Now I don't know wtf I am. XD

*falls asleep*

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Old 08-08-2014, 03:23 PM

...A bunny rabbit girl who turned her living room into a cemetery?

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Old 08-08-2014, 04:10 PM

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lol I have this mental image of two maids doing their secret dance, covering up their tracks with clouds of dust...
We really do a clean up job don't we.

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Old 08-09-2014, 01:21 AM

We sure do~



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Old 08-09-2014, 08:16 AM

Hey, you gotta hide the bodies somewhere!

And who would ever expect a graveyard in my living room to actually have anyone buried in it?

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Old 08-09-2014, 11:19 AM

xD

Well so long as no smell gets out...:P

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Old 08-09-2014, 11:34 AM

Nah, you cover them with quicklime first.

It's used to keep outhouses from stinking, so it totally works for corpses.

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Old 08-09-2014, 11:36 AM

Ooh, cool! Now I know what to use if I ever have a body to hide.

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Old 08-09-2014, 11:42 AM

It's been done before, practically standard practice.

XD

Especially useful if you keep bodies in your crawlspace, like John Wayne Gacy.

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Old 08-09-2014, 12:00 PM

Hmm, I live in an apartment with tile floors and very little storage space though, I wonder where I can hide a body. D:

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Old 08-09-2014, 12:01 PM

You can always mince them up and put them in the freezer.

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Old 08-09-2014, 12:04 PM

Yeah, minced for stir-fry.

Good way to get rid of them, too.

And the bones can go to some neighborhood dogs, they'll chew them to bits.

It could work. I've often wondered what to do about the intestines, but they're probably flushable if you cut them up with scissors.

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Old 08-09-2014, 01:08 PM

The intestines are great for plants. Smell terrible, but they grow well.

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Old 08-09-2014, 01:11 PM

Ah, awesome idea!

Just avoid suspicion and it all works.

Forensics teams can even tell from soil if human bits were used as fertiliser.

But hey, free food, dog treats and plant fertiliser, pretty good deal, I think.

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Old 08-09-2014, 01:13 PM

Very good deal. Just need to work out how to get rid of the guilt and there's no downsides.

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Old 08-09-2014, 01:17 PM

You can bury the body down the same place the cow heads are buried in our home...
Fridge. My friend told me that a woman killed her husband and chopped him up and into the freezer he went. And we had cooked him and even offered it to visitors who came to give her their condolences.. before they discovered it. I don't know whether I can believe the story or it was something someone built up, though

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Old 08-09-2014, 01:20 PM

Cool story either way.

Cannibalism is an awesome way to deal with unwanted bodies.

And ooh, you bury cow heads? Good way to deal with those, I guess. Wouldn't want them laying about and drawing flies.

Good for the soil, also.

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Old 08-09-2014, 01:47 PM

OMG WHAT DID I WALK INTO

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Old 08-09-2014, 01:48 PM

Maids and working out how to hide bodies.

And no, the two are not related.

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Old 08-09-2014, 01:51 PM

A good maid knows how to hide bodies.

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Old 08-09-2014, 02:01 PM

Excuse me, whilst I go vomit over there.
xDD

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Old 08-09-2014, 02:10 PM

Careful, they can get your DNA from vomit.

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Old 08-09-2014, 02:23 PM

Well, excuuuuse me for being nauseous.
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