cole; for you of course it would be as you are not english, but in terms of within my country, it is literally just a general southern accent. - - - when I'm not all bunged up, and ely has told me you've behaved i'll record you a voice clip.
I do a good welsh accent when I want to/can speak a little welsh
Now welsh is a sexy accent.
:D

@East: Haha, indeed, indeed. He is the Sassmaster 10000. XD

@Cole: FINALLLLLY. *barricades closet shut and posts armed guards*

You stuck yourself with it Mr. Sassypants. I have gotten nothing but sass and sarcasm from you for the last two weeks.

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Also @East: I don't think he knows how to behave. You'll just have to record it for him despite that. XD

@East: Voice recording? Just for me. I literally feel like the Earth no longer revolves around the sun. Shit, it now revolves around ME.

@Ely: *blinks at door with armed guards* How do you pay them?

Sarcasm and sass? I have not a clue as to what you mean. :P

With pictures of me in dresses that you cannot have. :3

you two really crack me up, all I need is popcorn and I'm content for hours.

cole; as I said it is only if you are good :P

ely; well this is a great time for him to learn isnt it? :P

I like how you two are playing games with me.

@East: But...aren't I always good? *looks innocent*

@Ely: Now that was a low blow! :(

It's his sass. I have no choice but to reply to him in the same way.

@Cole: You started the games.

And good. *hands guard a picture of a red dress and pats his head*

@Ely: By games, do you mean video games or metaphorical games where someone dies? I'd prefer it not be the latter. I'm too young to die.

*stares in sadness* Son of a bitch...

I dunno, you're the one that started these games so you should know what kind of games you started.

*hands other guard a picture of a blue dress* Now behave you two. XD

Hahaha :) this is amazing.

I look foreward to many sass battles with Cole, when I am not so tired @[email protected]

What time is it for you, East?

@Ely: The Hunger Games? So...do I volunteer as tribute? Is that how it works?

*stares at her as she gives away pictures of her in different dresses* ...

@East: No voice recording? :(

Near mid night but I was out all day and I haven't been sleeping well most of this week, so I am just drained, I had an amazing day today though so I'm not complaining by my eyes feel like two pissholes in the desert. I want to stau up cause of double gold, but i'll probs sleep and double gold it when I wake.

And what are you volunteering as a tribute for? Are you going to die for my closet?

/may be oddest conversation she's ever had.

Cole; as I said earlier i'll make on when I am not completely bunged up cause my allergies are bad today so I don't actually sound like me and I would hate to mislead you in my devious English way.

@East: Awh, if you're exhausted, get some sleep. If I force myself to stay up then I'm up all night.

Haha ooohh hunger games, just vanilla battle royal

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Ely; then most likely you'll be on when I wake :D that would be awesome sauce :)

@Ely: Tribute for....umm....er.....*thinks on that* Milk?

Fuck yo closet. It has no standards.

@East: Alright. That's fine. I'll be waiting eagerly to hear your English voice...

Haha Cole you creeper you.
Okay I give in.
I need sleep, night you two hopefully you'll still be around when i'm back, that'd be cool :)

@East: But i'm curious! You set the expectation! Don't hate on me for setting one the moment you mentioned...

Good night.

@East: Maybe, maybe. I've been staying up wayyyy too late for the last couple of months, but my schedule is wonked that way.

@Cole: It does have standards. It only opens its doors for me.

Milk. WELL, if that's what you want to die for, go for it. I'd have chosen apple juice, or maybe chocolate milk with a big chocolate bar on the side.

@Ely: But the imaginary guards to get to see you in other dresses and I only get to see you in a black dress. One can imagine the torture.

Milk: Our one true leader. Not Obama. Milk.

Hey, that other picture had me wearing an orange dress.

You're making me think of that one gay Californian politician.

Yeah, but that's only two colors and it's neglecting any patterned dresses that you own.

Do you not believe in Milk? Milk is our lord and savior. Milk stops wars.

Patterned? I only have one of those. I like solid colors, maybe gradients.

Milk has tons of hormones that mess up people's bodies. So if milk is a ruler it is a dictator like Hitler.