Question: Do you own a white dress and can I get a picture of you in one? Please and thank you.

Anti-milk scum! *pours milk over your head*

Mmmmm. I have a white and black dress, but that's it. I'm so pale I don't look that great in white. Dunno what I'll do if I ever get married.

Oh, thank you. Milk is good as a conditioner.

So...picture of you in black/white dress? Please and thank you.

You weren't supposed to get enjoyment out of that!

*gives it to the guard*

*shrugs* Most food products are good for the hair, honestly.

Welp, back to Bioshock.

Gotta rebeat dat game before I move back home for the summer.

Why? Don't have the console at home or something?

It's a PC game. I can play it here or at home.

My goal is just to beat it before going back home. Shouldn't be a challenge.

Which Bioshock?

First one.

Currently in Neptunes Bounty right now.

Ahh, sorry, I've never played the first one so I can't talk about it, really.

I've done Bioshock Infinite and enjoyed that. I loved the songbird and swinging around and using all the sky rails.

You've never played the first one? Well i've never played the second one but I own it on Steam and plan on playing it after I rebeat the first game.

Cute heathen. Not even playing the first Bioshock. Your hair only gives you so much power...

I love games but I don't have a lot of time to play them. That and the only console I have is a Wii so unless it's on PC I'm shit out of luck. Bioshock Infinite is also set in a more intriguing place for me anyway. I love that floating city. Kind of reminds me of Howl's Moving Castle in a way and that's been a favorite movie of mine for years.

Indeed. I should find a way to upgrade it and see how much extra power I get out of it.

You can get Bioshock 1 and 2 on PC. Not to mention they're really old games and my piece of shit laptop can play Bioshock 1 with very few issues. It's pretty much maxed out and runs quite smooth except for some lag when loading. Still, Unreal Engine runs on fucking everything.

Yes, and post pictures.

Aye, I know. :) I have a beast of a laptop that I bought when I got Skyrim last year. It can handle that game on Ultra and still asks for more torture. I am beyond pissed that Infamous Second Son is a Playstation 4 Exclusive. I want to play that so badly. A youtube walkthrough was not enough. XP Delsin. Can I just go into that world, please?

What if I don't wanna?

You have a laptop instead of a desktop PC? How much did you pay for that?

I'll sue you for not giving me any more pictures of you. Two is not enough.

Well, it was a 1250$ laptop without tax, but I had a student discount and hit another sale so got it for 1000.

You sound like my mother. The entire house is a shrine to my pictures. I had to tell her to quit it.

I got a crappy like $500 laptop but I don't care. I have a nice desktop PC at home.

The more pictures, the happier I am. You're too beautiful to not have them lying around somewhere...

I can't stand sitting in one place on the computer all the time, so I don't do desktops. I had my last laptop for seven years and that thing was still chugging when I sold it to get this new one. I also wanted something lighter to carry around school if need be.

Omg, I have the worst craving for a dessert with 5000 calories in it or something. Must. Avoid. Temptation.

I would, but it seems you've gotten addicted and I must break that habit. Pictures of an Ely have bad side effects. Mostly a lingering cough and mild headaches.

Well I needed a powerful for desktop for both an editing bay and a gaming rig. It has a dual purpose.

Wait? What? Really?

No! I want more. You tease me with two and then no more. Because you're evil...

Oh, they definitely have a purpose. With your intended career I'm surprised you don't haul your desktop up to college with you. Besides, laptops as a gaming computer are limited. You can't really upgrade them. I don't game enough to warrant a desktop, though, so I'll just stick with my laptops. Besides, they'll slowly get cheaper as gaming computers.

What's so surprising about the fact that I'd love to go bury myself in some delicious dessert and eat every last drop of it?

I didn't even have to produce those two.

My laptop can handle a basic editing job. It works fine for the intended purpose. I can edit things. Might take awhile longer than normal but it's perfectly doable.

Can I have some? What is it anyway?

True, I knew you were a beautiful brunette without pictures. I just got a confirmation today that my intuition paid off. Still would love more pictures though. :) ;)

Do you use a Mac or PC?

Oh, I haven't eaten anything, I just want something realllllllly bad and I'm having a hard time resisting. I always end up wanting something doughy and gooey like a molten chocolate chip cookie with chocolate inside. Omg. It's killing me not to march out of my house and go find one.

I kinda gave away the fact I was a brunette. Still, you could be talking to a cow that is good at finding pictures on the internet.

PC. Fuck Macs despite my college having a majority of Mac labs.

You like cookies? Chocolate chip cookies? Come up to my college town. Best family owned cookie place in the world. Baked fresh and have some huge amazingly sugary cookies of goodness. My secret college addiction. Have ordered from them too many times for my own good.

Oh, shut up. I know for a fact that you're beautiful.

I had someone the other day think I was a freshman. LOL
I'm a graduating Senior set to graduate next Spring. xDD LOL!

There's not a single Mac lab on my campus. I can't use a Mac at all. They're the most complicated things I've ever seen. I once spent twenty minutes trying to get a USB drive to work on one of those stupid things. *grumbles*

There's this one cookie place that's native to one of the mountain towns I frequent that has these ginormous chocolate chip cookie sandwiches with butter cream filling. I always end up in there and end up downing one in ten minutes. I don't even regret the ten pounds it makes me gain.

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@Cloud: I haven't had a single person ever mistake me for a freshmen so consider yourself lucky. Even when I was in high school people thought I was in college. Not sure if I look old or if it's the way I act and dress.