*glares at* I should have seen the evil intentions.

If this were what all rich people did with their money I wouldn't bitch about the government so much.

She's going to suck your blood dry in the middle of the night, I tell you. Then she's going to bathe in it to stay young.

Yeah, I don't have too many of those dreams, honestly. I have had some dreams where I got to eat a whole smorgasbord of chocolate. I'm always happy after those dreams because: ate chocolate, didn't gain weight. XD

*grins more, holding you into a hug*

Rich people......

She's definitely going to suck on something.

I had 2 chocolate bars the other day. Didn't care. #noragrets

*smiles, gives you a hug, and then gets up muttering something about creaky knees and getting old*

Indeed. They should give us all their money.

I almost choked on my spit when I read that. But I really do think the only thing she'd be sucking would be your blood.

Men. I swear. Not fair. Me the morning after eating two bars of chocolate = #alltheregrets

*looks up at you* Cute..

No, they should give me their money. I'll buy you a box to live in.

You choked on something.

Was worth it. Chocolate bars are addicting.

I'm in a food coma right now, I don't know if that's cute, lol.

You really know how to treat a girl, man.

I feel like I can say nothing to that without eliciting something worse in response.

Psh. For your skinny self it probably wouldn't matter if you ate a whole Hershey's factory.

Food coma?

Don't you like boxes? Artsy boxes?

Well, you're unable to say nothing. Due to doing something.

Yep. That'd be so good. I'd eat every chocolate bar there.

I ate too much pizza.

Only if that artsy box is a box shaped house.

Mmm. I'm tempted to bite and see what happens while I'm doing that thing.

Shame on you, shame on your family, shame on your cow. You should know chocolate is only for women. Shame.

White girls...

Can't afford that. How about a bus stop?

What are you even talking about? I was talking about hot dogs.

Chocolate is for people like me. The skinny kids.

Yes, I'm told that white girls are human and like to eat, but I would not know. I am a member of the species of people so white that they are translucent.

If all the rich people in the world gave you their money I would expect a mansion, Mr. Sassypants.

So was I. *spits out* Hot dogs are disgusting, btw.

Pshaw. Are you calling me fat now?

Mansions are expensive. How about a train station bench?

Liar.

No, you're too gorgeous.

So I got degraded from a bus stop to a train station bench? XD

Liar what?

Nope, nope. I'm still seeing the fat comment.

Disappeared again. Mostly due to GTA.

Don't blame me though. I'm a nerd.

Don't go on a real life murdering spree after all that GTA.

I won't. I promise. I'm mostly on a cops and robbers server as a cop. Nothing better than potentially wrecking 5 bajillion cop cars and no tax dollars are effected in anyway. Because GTA logic.

Honestly, I can't drive worth shit half the time unless i'm in a chase then I go all commando and do all these risky shortcuts in order to catch up. Typically backfires but that's life. And video games.

*shakes head* I'd be scared to see you driving around in real life after your head has been saturated with crashing cop cars, lol.

I'm officially done!! Last paper has been written and turned in. And I braved the 100 degree heat to walk out in to turn it in, as she wanted it turned in, hard copy.

*laughs* I'm not a bad driver in real life. I'm the defensive driver. I'm super paranoid about everything and everyone.

My driving is just worse in video games. Especially GTA. I don't get pulled over for red lights or being on the wrong side of the road.

Yay, Cloud! *high fives*

I'm still waiting for my papers in one class to be graded. I hate the anticipation.

---------- Post added 05-14-2014 at 06:17 PM ----------

@Cole: Surrre. That's what you say. I'll need some eyewitnesses.

@Ely: Do you want me to no longer compliment you anymore? I can at least blackmail you with that. :P

Thanks Ely! I probably won't get my grades for a few weeks yet. I totally know the feeling. I hate waiting too!

@Cole: I have this theory that you are unable to stop complimenting me no matter how hard you try.

@Cloud: I already got the one grade, but I'll give this guy a break because he's a grad student who has finals himself. The grades for my school have to be turned in by the end of this week, I think, though.

@Ely: Shut up, beautiful. :) I mean, you're ugly.

@Cole: Awh, that's the sweetest insult I've ever received.

Hopefully they won't make you wait too long to get the grades. I just moved all my things from the kitchen, minus the dish drainer, into one cupbord, so that I can pack them easily when I start packing up the kitchen. I don't have a lot of kitchen stuff.

@Cloud: When do you have to be out by?