Feathers of what? Demons?

Okay, I'll pass.

Just kidding, I'll post in it.

Yay, it's Potatoe's thread!

Originally Posted by Penella Goldeater

*wiggles* you changed your avvie to match the theme. I love, love, love it.

Feathers are fine, and cheap wine.

Le gasp! How did you guess?
But, alas, no wine. Got coffee though!

Originally Posted by Lexadis

Feathers of what? Demons?

Angels of course

*stuffs a few angel feathers into pillow*

Now we just need a knife...

A knoife you say? Must be one around 'ere anyhow.
Look at all the bleedin' blood.

One which is used to terrify train zombie potatoes, perhaps?

Oh, I used pre-packed blood...
We don't train them with knives Lexi! I... I mean they cold get hurt

That's very responsible.

Less mess, you see

You're scared that they'll turn against you

Pre-packing potatoes with bloody knives could turn them against you, but corn chips!

*is utterly lost*

They would never turn against me!
I treat them fairly well. Loyal potatoes!

Originally Posted by VeraDark

Pre-packing potatoes with bloody knives could turn them against you, but corn chips!

*is utterly lost*

I can see that

Yeah, I need more coffee and less cheap wine, or the angels will be asploading around me, too...

*goes to make a cuppa*

Take part in the ceremony, it might wake you up a bit

Okay, what are we sacrificing tonight?

YOU



Just joking

*holds up cow*
Frankie

Okay, Frankie. RELAX

Please

Uh oh. Lexa doesn't want us to kill it.

Sister cow gives to us freely of her gifts, and we must not kill her! Instead, let's make lots of cheese and cook everything in butter, and we'll always have a cow!

I know, I know, sacrificing cheese isn't the same, I've tried it and I know...

*looks for a convenient sheep, but Yahweh has provided nothing*

Darned Yahweh, he never gives me a convenience sheep.

What if we just cut him??

Iunno, ask the cow.

You never know, could be into that sort of thing, really.

Frankie, would you be okay if we cut you? Wait! Frankie! Don't struggle!