idek. I haven't played the games, so I can't speak for how they are. xD

I guess. Screw it, I'll just take out some anger on the track tomorrow.

Just choke the chicken mang.

Best stress relief na.

Speed. Speed is the best stress relief.

Well dang man, take it easy, you're gonna break the chicken.

Hey, I'm not that bad. After all, you should know, you're still me.

I'm gender-confused you, remember? I don't have a chicken to choke.

No, that means you sometimes have one. It phases in and out of reality occasionally.

Doesn't it alarm you when that happens? :U

It was alarming the first few times. It gets rather annoying after about 6.

I totally imagine it disappearing at the worst times.

Choking the chicken? LOLNOPE.
Getting some? LOLLOLOLNOPE.

Oh, that's not even bad. It's bad when it comes back at full attention.

Aaawkward bonerrr~ AWKWARD BONERRR~

I feel a need to post this now.

No Reason Boner - NSP - YouTube

Exactly. :D

Aaand i'm all out of boner jokes.

rofl. That wasn't that many!

I know. My supply has been running low lately. I used up too many on saturday night.

You used up your supply of boner jokes without me?

You're literally the worst.

Woah. There were way, way too many opportunities. I wasn't gonna pass them up!

No. Be ashamed. You are horrible.

Am not. I even managed to turn about 1/3rd of them into gay boner jokes. They were brilliant!

No. Ashamed.

I'll go and find some more on thursday night.

Fine, but woe be to you if you use them without me.