backed into cacti

, which was actually

a really gigantic

super fantastic, blue

robot hero with

supercalifragilisticexpialidociously fantabulous perspectives

that made it

want to write

extremely redundant verses

that rhymed with

ancient historical haikus

about a rabbit

with turquoise eyes

and a big

rainbow carrot that

would never ever

win the annual

decorative edible arrangement

that his rival

has surreptitiously hidden

over behind the

rascally ginormous television

screen, that showed

a terrifying episode

of Cheers. The