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BellyButton
☆☆☆ Assistant Administrator
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05-16-2014, 09:57 PM
Q. I left you in charge of the greenhouse for 10 minutes - why are my prizewinning orchids all gooey?!
A. Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Sestina
Child of the Night
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05-16-2014, 11:31 PM
Q: Where have you left my unicorn?
A: Because potato.
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Thumper
Crazy Little Bunneh ~ ♥
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05-17-2014, 02:05 AM
 Q: Why is Sasha Brause so darn crazy?!
A: I'm not entirely sure but I'd have to say letter 5. 
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Laurelle
Nerf Assassin
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05-17-2014, 01:17 PM
Q: What is the square root of the difference of cake? Remember, cake is bigger than pie (pi).
A: Two left feet.
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Thumper
Crazy Little Bunneh ~ ♥
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05-17-2014, 01:53 PM

Q: Why can't penguins walk normal?
A: The uncanny ability to lick ones nose. 
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Sestina
Child of the Night
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05-17-2014, 04:41 PM
Q: Hey Thumper, what would you say your special talent is?
A: Smile those beautifully putrid lips of yours to amaze us!
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Thumper
Crazy Little Bunneh ~ ♥
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05-18-2014, 03:49 PM

Q: Are you not entertained, what else could I do?!
A: Well naturally darling, things just happen. 
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Sestina
Child of the Night
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05-18-2014, 11:57 PM
Q: Did you just fart while laughing hysterically at the same time?
A: He tripped me, that's why!
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Thumper
Crazy Little Bunneh ~ ♥
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05-19-2014, 12:10 AM
 Q:Why did you just stab that guy with a plastic spork?!
A: To be honest, I blame the fox. *^*

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Sestina
Child of the Night
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05-19-2014, 12:15 AM
Q: Why is our team losing? I thought we've planned everything out perfectly.
A: The noise made it unbearable for the aliens.
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Thumper
Crazy Little Bunneh ~ ♥
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05-19-2014, 12:35 AM
 Q: Poking that naked guy with the cattle prod accomplished what exactly?
A: Dancing to the beat of the music like no one is watching. 
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
☆☆ Penpal
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05-19-2014, 06:59 AM
Q: What should I do in my mom's spare time?
A: Hippos. Lots of hippos.
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Zira Angel
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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05-19-2014, 08:15 AM
Q: What's in that dangerous river?
A: They think its an egg.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
☆☆ Penpal
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05-19-2014, 08:16 AM
Q: Why are they trying to crack that golf ball on his head?
A: Because I died. D:
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Zira Angel
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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05-19-2014, 08:21 AM
Q: Why is this ghost telling me to watch my step?
A: He likes to feel pretty.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
☆☆ Penpal
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05-19-2014, 08:22 AM
Q: Mom? Why is dad wearing your dress?
A: I put it there. //shrugs
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Zira Angel
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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05-19-2014, 08:24 AM
Q: Why is the chair on the ceiling?
A: A kitten.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
☆☆ Penpal
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05-19-2014, 08:28 AM
Q: Uuuuhhhh, what's in the bag?
A: I hope it's ice cream. D:
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Zira Angel
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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05-19-2014, 08:31 AM
Q: What's in that bucket?
A: It was me all along!
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
☆☆ Penpal
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05-19-2014, 08:33 AM
Q: I wonder who was following me all the way here?
A: I broke it, sorry/not sorry.
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Zira Angel
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05-19-2014, 08:37 AM
Q: What happened to that ugly soup tureen that grandma gave you?
A: Turns out, he really did get away with it, without those meddling kids and their dog, too.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
☆☆ Penpal
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05-19-2014, 08:39 AM
Q: What happened with the O.J. murder?
(Just saw an article about it. xD People, just drop it, lol!)
A: I made it for you, I hope you like it. 
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Zira Angel
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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05-19-2014, 08:41 AM
Q: Why is there cake on the table?
A: It is alive, I tell you! ALIVE!
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
☆☆ Penpal
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05-19-2014, 08:42 AM
Q: Dr. Frankenstein, what did you do?!
A: I punched the baby; it was asking for it. D<
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Zira Angel
(っ◕‿◕)&...
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05-19-2014, 08:45 AM
Q: The child is crying, and I want to know why.
A: Gotta go fast.
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