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#76
Old 05-16-2014, 09:57 PM

Q. I left you in charge of the greenhouse for 10 minutes - why are my prizewinning orchids all gooey?!

A. Somewhere over the rainbow.

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#77
Old 05-16-2014, 11:31 PM

Q: Where have you left my unicorn?

A: Because potato.

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#78
Old 05-17-2014, 02:05 AM

Q: Why is Sasha Brause so darn crazy?!

A: I'm not entirely sure but I'd have to say letter 5.

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#79
Old 05-17-2014, 01:17 PM

Q: What is the square root of the difference of cake? Remember, cake is bigger than pie (pi).

A: Two left feet.

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Old 05-17-2014, 01:53 PM


Q: Why can't penguins walk normal?

A: The uncanny ability to lick ones nose.

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#81
Old 05-17-2014, 04:41 PM

Q: Hey Thumper, what would you say your special talent is?

A: Smile those beautifully putrid lips of yours to amaze us!

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#82
Old 05-18-2014, 03:49 PM


Q: Are you not entertained, what else could I do?!

A: Well naturally darling, things just happen.

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#83
Old 05-18-2014, 11:57 PM

Q: Did you just fart while laughing hysterically at the same time?

A: He tripped me, that's why!

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#84
Old 05-19-2014, 12:10 AM

Q:Why did you just stab that guy with a plastic spork?!

A: To be honest, I blame the fox. *^*

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#85
Old 05-19-2014, 12:15 AM

Q: Why is our team losing? I thought we've planned everything out perfectly.

A: The noise made it unbearable for the aliens.

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#86
Old 05-19-2014, 12:35 AM

Q: Poking that naked guy with the cattle prod accomplished what exactly?

A: Dancing to the beat of the music like no one is watching.

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#87
Old 05-19-2014, 06:59 AM

Q: What should I do in my mom's spare time?

A: Hippos. Lots of hippos.

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#88
Old 05-19-2014, 08:15 AM

Q: What's in that dangerous river?

A: They think its an egg.

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#89
Old 05-19-2014, 08:16 AM

Q: Why are they trying to crack that golf ball on his head?

A: Because I died. D:

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#90
Old 05-19-2014, 08:21 AM

Q: Why is this ghost telling me to watch my step?

A: He likes to feel pretty.

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#91
Old 05-19-2014, 08:22 AM

Q: Mom? Why is dad wearing your dress?

A: I put it there. //shrugs

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#92
Old 05-19-2014, 08:24 AM

Q: Why is the chair on the ceiling?

A: A kitten.

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#93
Old 05-19-2014, 08:28 AM

Q: Uuuuhhhh, what's in the bag?

A: I hope it's ice cream. D:

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#94
Old 05-19-2014, 08:31 AM

Q: What's in that bucket?

A: It was me all along!

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#95
Old 05-19-2014, 08:33 AM

Q: I wonder who was following me all the way here?

A: I broke it, sorry/not sorry.

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#96
Old 05-19-2014, 08:37 AM

Q: What happened to that ugly soup tureen that grandma gave you?

A: Turns out, he really did get away with it, without those meddling kids and their dog, too.

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#97
Old 05-19-2014, 08:39 AM

Q: What happened with the O.J. murder?
(Just saw an article about it. xD People, just drop it, lol!)

A: I made it for you, I hope you like it.

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#98
Old 05-19-2014, 08:41 AM

Q: Why is there cake on the table?

A: It is alive, I tell you! ALIVE!

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#99
Old 05-19-2014, 08:42 AM

Q: Dr. Frankenstein, what did you do?!

A: I punched the baby; it was asking for it. D<

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#100
Old 05-19-2014, 08:45 AM

Q: The child is crying, and I want to know why.

A: Gotta go fast.

 


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