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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
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05-19-2014, 08:48 AM
Q: What's going on? Bake sale?
A: I ordered a grilled CHEESE sandwich, ma'am!
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Zira Angel
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05-19-2014, 08:50 AM
Q: You the guy who wanted the toast with cheese?
A: Because puns.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
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05-19-2014, 08:53 AM
Q: Why are your jokes so HILARIOUS??
A: I ate it. Oops.
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Zira Angel
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05-19-2014, 08:55 AM
Q: What happened to mommy's wedding ring?
A: I saw it, I wanted it, I stole it.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
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05-19-2014, 08:57 AM
Q: Where did you get that shirt and how much did it cost?
A: You didn't answer my question. 
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Zira Angel
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05-19-2014, 08:59 AM
Q: The sky is blue because light reflects it that way.
A: Look, it isn't my fault he turned to dust when I flipped on the sunlamp.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
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05-19-2014, 09:00 AM
Q: What happened to J'on, my French vampire boyfriend??
A: Because he was in the sun too long.
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Zira Angel
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05-19-2014, 09:06 AM
Q: Why does that man look like a raisin?
A: I'm gonna say that's a ... dog. Yeah, dogs have hooves.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
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05-19-2014, 09:11 AM
Q: What the heck is that? A horse??
A: I swear that it's a penguin.
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Zira Angel
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05-19-2014, 09:14 AM
Q: What is this pink leggy bird?
A: Just... just change the lightbulb.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
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05-19-2014, 09:17 AM
Q: The light is out! What do I do??
A: I think you turn left here.
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Zira Angel
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05-19-2014, 09:19 AM
Q: Which way to the zoo?
A: One too many pufferfish.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
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05-19-2014, 09:21 AM
Q: Omg, you're swelling up! What happened??
A: I shouldn't have eaten that. 
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Zira Angel
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05-19-2014, 09:23 AM
Q: You're looking a little green, what happened?
A: Use these sunglasses, they go over your glasses.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
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05-19-2014, 09:24 AM
Q: Omg, it's so bright! What should I do?!
A: I keep asking for help, sorry.
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Zira Angel
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05-19-2014, 09:30 AM
Q: WHat is it this time?
A: It... looks like.... a baby hippo?
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Sestina
Child of the Night
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05-19-2014, 11:06 AM
Q: I've heard our friend's dog is really big. Is it true? Describe her dog to me.
A: Asians. Lots of Asians.
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Pistachio_Moustache
Thief of Your Intellectual Prope...
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05-19-2014, 07:11 PM
Q: What would I like to be surrounded by?
A: I think he's Asian. Find out for me~!
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Thumper
Crazy Little Bunneh ~ ♥
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05-19-2014, 07:17 PM
 Q: What race is L? I can't seem to figure it out...
A: You're being a selfish butt, that's why. 
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Zira Angel
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05-19-2014, 10:26 PM
Q: Why can't I eat all the cake?
A: It's broken, stop harassing her.
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Thumper
Crazy Little Bunneh ~ ♥
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05-19-2014, 11:24 PM
 Q: Why did you let the homicidal girl in here?! She broke my freaking leg!!!
A: You only hate the road when you're missing home. 
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Zira Angel
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05-19-2014, 11:26 PM
Q: Mom, why aren't we home? We've been on this car trip forever!
A: Just a tiny sip, I need to leave soon.
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Laurelle
Nerf Assassin
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05-20-2014, 12:52 AM
Q: Care for a cup of tea?
A: Stay away from my ginger candy!
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Thumper
Crazy Little Bunneh ~ ♥
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05-20-2014, 01:59 AM
 Q: Can I have some of your ginger snaps? No? Oh... -stuffs as many in my mouth as I can-
A: Silly silly, the answer is always 42! 
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BellyButton
☆☆☆ Assistant Administrator
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05-20-2014, 04:50 PM
Q. What's the greatest number of pretzels one should eat in a sitting?
A. A follow-up consultation.
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