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Old 05-19-2014, 08:48 AM

Q: What's going on? Bake sale?

A: I ordered a grilled CHEESE sandwich, ma'am!

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#102
Old 05-19-2014, 08:50 AM

Q: You the guy who wanted the toast with cheese?

A: Because puns.

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#103
Old 05-19-2014, 08:53 AM

Q: Why are your jokes so HILARIOUS??

A: I ate it. Oops.

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#104
Old 05-19-2014, 08:55 AM

Q: What happened to mommy's wedding ring?

A: I saw it, I wanted it, I stole it.

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#105
Old 05-19-2014, 08:57 AM

Q: Where did you get that shirt and how much did it cost?

A: You didn't answer my question.

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#106
Old 05-19-2014, 08:59 AM

Q: The sky is blue because light reflects it that way.

A: Look, it isn't my fault he turned to dust when I flipped on the sunlamp.

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#107
Old 05-19-2014, 09:00 AM

Q: What happened to J'on, my French vampire boyfriend??

A: Because he was in the sun too long.

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#108
Old 05-19-2014, 09:06 AM

Q: Why does that man look like a raisin?

A: I'm gonna say that's a ... dog. Yeah, dogs have hooves.

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#109
Old 05-19-2014, 09:11 AM

Q: What the heck is that? A horse??

A: I swear that it's a penguin.

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#110
Old 05-19-2014, 09:14 AM

Q: What is this pink leggy bird?

A: Just... just change the lightbulb.

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#111
Old 05-19-2014, 09:17 AM

Q: The light is out! What do I do??

A: I think you turn left here.

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#112
Old 05-19-2014, 09:19 AM

Q: Which way to the zoo?

A: One too many pufferfish.

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#113
Old 05-19-2014, 09:21 AM

Q: Omg, you're swelling up! What happened??

A: I shouldn't have eaten that.

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#114
Old 05-19-2014, 09:23 AM

Q: You're looking a little green, what happened?

A: Use these sunglasses, they go over your glasses.

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#115
Old 05-19-2014, 09:24 AM

Q: Omg, it's so bright! What should I do?!

A: I keep asking for help, sorry.

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#116
Old 05-19-2014, 09:30 AM

Q: WHat is it this time?

A: It... looks like.... a baby hippo?

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#117
Old 05-19-2014, 11:06 AM

Q: I've heard our friend's dog is really big. Is it true? Describe her dog to me.

A: Asians. Lots of Asians.

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#118
Old 05-19-2014, 07:11 PM

Q: What would I like to be surrounded by?

A: I think he's Asian. Find out for me~!

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#119
Old 05-19-2014, 07:17 PM

Q: What race is L? I can't seem to figure it out...

A: You're being a selfish butt, that's why.

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#120
Old 05-19-2014, 10:26 PM

Q: Why can't I eat all the cake?

A: It's broken, stop harassing her.

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#121
Old 05-19-2014, 11:24 PM

Q: Why did you let the homicidal girl in here?! She broke my freaking leg!!!

A: You only hate the road when you're missing home.

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#122
Old 05-19-2014, 11:26 PM

Q: Mom, why aren't we home? We've been on this car trip forever!

A: Just a tiny sip, I need to leave soon.

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#123
Old 05-20-2014, 12:52 AM

Q: Care for a cup of tea?

A: Stay away from my ginger candy!

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#124
Old 05-20-2014, 01:59 AM

Q: Can I have some of your ginger snaps? No? Oh... -stuffs as many in my mouth as I can-

A: Silly silly, the answer is always 42!

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#125
Old 05-20-2014, 04:50 PM

Q. What's the greatest number of pretzels one should eat in a sitting?

A. A follow-up consultation.

 


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