Hmm. You can kind of control it with a toaster. A little bit.

No, Your bank account would love me, mine would hate me so much.

Mine tried to reason with me, and finally just broke down...

It hasn't spoken to me much, since.

And no, it wasn't shoe shopping that did it, it was my lack of financial remuneration as of late...

In short, I'm poor, and it sucks.

Sleepy:I'm to lazy for that. :p Though if I find the right setting it might be okay.

Oh no, that would not be happening at all! Trust me.


Be back soon, my mum is feeling sick so she's taking me to get her ice cream. :D

What are we controlling with a toaster?

I'm not short, I'm not poor and it still sucks. It sucks less, but it still sucks.

I can be rather... persuasive, Wonder.

I'm pretty good with a toaster, myself, I like things a certain perfect toastiness...

Oh, and we were either talking about pop-tarts or hot dogs, and I don't quite think it was hot dogs...

But it was several posts ago, so I can't trust myself to remember.

Hot dogs can be more related to penis jokes, so lets go with that.

So, a hot dog walks into a bar... and bangs his penis. "Ouch!" he says.

There, who's next?

>_> So if a hotdog is put in a bun...is that food sex?

Not until someone fails at putting something on it and gets it everwhere else.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

I'm not short, I'm not poor and it still sucks. It sucks less, but it still sucks.

I can be rather... persuasive, Wonder.

Wut.

You have obviously never seen me when out. I always insist on paying. Money even gets left on car seats.

Pop dogs.

I got my mum the wrong ice cream so she got angry. Apparently theres a difference between Drumsticks and Cornettos. >.>

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Oh my god what have I come back to.

Originally Posted by Wonderlands

Wut.

You have obviously never seen me when out. I always insist on paying. Money even gets left on car seats.

Pop dogs.

I got my mum the wrong ice cream so she got angry. Apparently theres a difference between Drumsticks and Cornettos. >.>

---------- Post added 07-02-2014 at 07:49 PM ----------

Oh my god what have I come back to.

Again. I can be very persuasive. Which may or may not involve force.

There's a difference? That's news to me.

WTF are Cornettos?

You don't have Cornettos?

I've never seen or heard of them

They're pretty much Drumsticks, just a different brand.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

Again. I can be very persuasive. Which may or may not involve force.

There's a difference? That's news to me.

Is that so? ..Have you ever had money shoved down your top or pants? (In a non stripping situation)

Apparently so. News to me as well. I've never seen someone get so offended over ice-cream.

Originally Posted by Citrus Hammer

WTF are Cornettos?

Pre-made ice-cream in a cone with like, sauce in and nuts on top. I don't know what the American/British equivalents would be.

Two guys stop at a hot dog stand with a sign over it that says "free hot dogs".

After they finish eating them, one guy looks at the other and says, "So... which part of the dog did you get?"


And oh god, I love Drumsticks, they put chocolate in the bottom of the cone and everything!

Yes. Wait, non stripping? Still yes. Did not work.

... I am ashamed at how long that took me to get.

VeraDark: Oh my g-… That took me a moment but.. damn.

The bottom is the best part! (Dogs or Drumsticks, you decide)

Hey wonder, Fancy Eating.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

Yes. Wait, non stripping? Still yes. Did not work.

... I am ashamed at how long that took me to get.

I knew that was a hobby. Damn, you're like my friend. She shimmies it out. So I just run away.

Originally Posted by Wonderlands

I knew that was a hobby. Damn, you're like my friend. She shimmies it out. So I just run away.

Only on special occasions. For special people. I'm worse than her.
I take it and force it back to whoever it came from, no matter how it gets there.

Sleepy, pls.

Yes? Don't be making that face at me.