If someone were to try and stick money down my pants, I'd probably stab them... I'd take the money and run away, don't worry!

Seriously, if someone approached me in anything like that way, given my current appearance, I'd think they were up to some awful prank for a television show or something.

I haven't even done my eyebrows in like two months... someone actually bought me a new compact mirror yesterday, and I realized it was a hint...

*really needs to get with it and stop being such an attic-dweller*

I just realised I was licking ice-cream and now I feel disturbed.
[BARBFACE INTENSIFIES]

---------- Post added 07-02-2014 at 08:10 PM ----------

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

Only on special occasions. For special people. I'm worse than her.
I take it and force it back to whoever it came from, no matter how it gets there.

And special occasions can be influenced by alcohol?
Oh you are worse than her but are you worse than me? You will be keeping it.

---------- Post added 07-02-2014 at 08:12 PM ----------

Originally Posted by VeraDark

If someone were to try and stick money down my pants, I'd probably stab them... I'd take the money and run away, don't worry!

Seriously, if someone approached me in anything like that way, given my current appearance, I'd think they were up to some awful prank for a television show or something.

I haven't even done my eyebrows in like two months... someone actually bought me a new compact mirror yesterday, and I realized it was a hint...

*really needs to get with it and stop being such an attic-dweller*

You know who you're dealing with, I like it. Plus I don't want to get stabbed.

I'm sorry but I kind of laughed. My eyebrows, I can't even remember the last time someone did them. No too much of a monobrow yet but close to caterpillar.

There's nothing wrong with licking ice cream. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

*crosses arms matter-of-factly and nods*

I lick ice cream, and it's perfectly wonderful to do it!

If someone stuck money down my pants, I'd stab them too. What with and where I stab them would all be dependent on how attractive they are and how drunk I am.


LICK IT MORE.

Alcohol is only consumed on special occasions, so yes, they are linked.
Yes, yes I am worse. Because I will either shove it in some part of your clothing that is hard to find, or will find some way to leave it with you.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

If someone stuck money down my pants, I'd stab them too. What with and where I stab them would all be dependent on how attractive they are and how drunk I am.


LICK IT MORE.

Alcohol is only consumed on special occasions, so yes, they are linked.
Yes, yes I am worse. Because I will either shove it in some part of your clothing that is hard to find, or will find some way to leave it with you.

I'm doing a lot of double takes of things tonight, oh my god.

I.. I finished it. It was good. D: BUT THAT DOESNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME.

Duly noted.. And if it's free alcohol, no matter the special occasion?
Not if I get to you first! But I'd like to see you try. I'm well experienced.

Originally Posted by Wonderlands

I'm doing a lot of double takes of things tonight, oh my god.

I.. I finished it. It was good. D: BUT THAT DOESNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME.

Duly noted.. And if it's free alcohol, no matter the special occasion?
Not if I get to you first! But I'd like to see you try. I'm well experienced.

Muahahaha. Good.

So now we know you like to be the one doing the licking.

Hmm, nah, it depends on what alcohol then. I do not like tequila.
Your experience means nothing in the face of a person with a natural talent and no boundaries.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

Muahahaha. Good.

So now we know you like to be the one doing the licking.

Hmm, nah, it depends on what alcohol then. I do not like tequila.
Your experience means nothing in the face of a person with a natural talent and no boundaries.

Too many times I don't know whether to be impressed or disturbed by you.

ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM ONLY. *melts*

Ive never had it, people always make funny faces when taking it. Usually open bars consist of cheaper spirits, I think so you're safe.
I may have to try harder but I will be triumphant in the end. FEAR ME.

Well, if people are getting drunk and stuck with things and their pants are full up of money, and everyone's licking ice cream, then I might consider that a bit of a special occasion...

I would at least need a drink after witnessing it...

Is there a swarm of bees outside of my window? No, just a bunch of V8 cars warming up.

---------- Post added 07-02-2014 at 08:44 PM ----------

Originally Posted by VeraDark

Well, if people are getting drunk and stuck with things and their pants are full up of money, then I might consider that a bit of a special occasion...

I would at least need a drink after witnessing it...

Now that's a party.

I think a few more drinks are needed after witnessing it.

Impressed. Lets go with impressed.

Aww, are you sure it's only ice cream?

It's not nice. The cheaper stuff burns less, so I'll take that.
You will fail, it would only be a matter of time.


A drink after it? I'd need several to be witnessing it.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

Impressed. Lets go with impressed.

Aww, are you sure it's only ice cream?

It's not nice. The cheaper stuff burns less, so I'll take that.
You will fail, it would only be a matter of time.


A drink after it? I'd need several to be witnessing it.

I made a discovery! Disturbed + Impressed = Distressed.

If you had a fax I'd fax you Barbface. You're right, there is another thing.. lollipops.

Oh the burny. D: Vodka is bad enough, tequila is worse?
My success rate is very high thank you and it will not fall!

Originally Posted by Wonderlands

I made a discovery! Disturbed + Impressed = Distressed.

If you had a fax I'd fax you Barbface. You're right, there is another thing.. lollipops.

Oh the burny. D: Vodka is bad enough, tequila is worse?
My success rate is very high thank you and it will not fall!

So you're now distressed. Noted.

YOu could snapchat it, that's about as close as you've got. Oooh, Lollipops are good. Do you like to suck them?

Tequila is less burny than vodka, but tastes worse overall. Vodka can be mixed with things easily.
It will fall. Everything does eventually.

both taste really as bad when you pick them up

I'm so tired right now it's difficult keeping myself from typing the filthiest things... must... keep... filters... on...

When I eat ice cream, I like to lick it slowly, so I can feel it melt... other times, I like to pour soda all over it, stab it with a chopstick, and stir it until it's slush.

*was actually talking about ice cream just then, is not a horridly twisted pervert*

Edit: *is, in fact, a horridly twisted pervert, just wasn't being one right then*

Hey hummy, how are you?

Vera: Noo, make the filters go away, it's much funnier then!

Oh, if I slipped out of euphimistic authorial mode, I'd be rousted from the site, and then what would I do for fun? I mean, that I could mention here, anyway?

I type a mean double-entendre, but in real life I have the most awful potty mouth, and am often accused of being far too blunt. When they're not laughing at what I say like I'm an episode of South Park or something...

I do have a bit of a reputation for tearing down all sorts of social taboos, but occasionally someone will get their feelings hurt, and then I feel awful.

Hmmm. I'm trying to work out where the line on this site is. I know there is one, but I've pushed it so far I've kind of lost sight of it.

You sound like me. Extremely blunt, politically incorrect and rather hilarious.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

So you're now distressed. Noted.

YOu could snapchat it, that's about as close as you've got. Oooh, Lollipops are good. Do you like to suck them?

Tequila is less burny than vodka, but tastes worse overall. Vodka can be mixed with things easily.
It will fall. Everything does eventually.

Just an observation! Still a little disturbed but very impressed.

You know that special occasion free alcohol.. Maybe then. Lollipops are enjoyable.. I eat them conventionally.

Vodka is just a bad time all over, tequila must be so bad. Only good thing about the vodka is the chaser afterwards, if you remember to set it aside.
It will not! I will make sure of it.

Originally Posted by Wonderlands

Just an observation! Still a little disturbed but very impressed.

You know that special occasion free alcohol.. Maybe then. Lollipops are enjoyable.. I eat them conventionally.

Vodka is just a bad time all over, tequila must be so bad. Only good thing about the vodka is the chaser afterwards, if you remember to set it aside.
It will not! I will make sure of it.

Woo! More impressed than disturbed!

This brings up a serious question. How do most people eat lollipops? I know some people who lick them, then others who just stick them in their mouth and leave them there, and then some who actively suck and bite them.

Vodka is tolerable in mixed stuff. In limited amounts. Tequila is overpowering.
You think that now. BUt you think incorrectly.

While I do enjoy ribald concourse, at least the somewhat restrictive nature of this forum does have one substantial benefit.

Not once since I've been here has an eleven-year-old tried to hump me. XD

In my opinion, it's worth the little sacrifices I make to stay on the staff's good side, LOL!

You use more confusing words than I do. I like that.
Where the hell have you been that eleven year olds are trying to hump you?!

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

Where the hell have you been that eleven year olds are trying to hump you?!

LOL, you mean you've never been to Gaia? That sort of crap took all the fun out of Towns for me, I swear... I mean, sure it's nice when someone shows interest, but that sort of thing is just wrong. And then finding out he was a little kid... it was just... icky. I'd rather not think about it, now that I've thought about it.

Originally Posted by Sleepy Anarchy

Woo! More impressed than disturbed!

This brings up a serious question. How do most people eat lollipops? I know some people who lick them, then others who just stick them in their mouth and leave them there, and then some who actively suck and bite them.

Vodka is tolerable in mixed stuff. In limited amounts. Tequila is overpowering.
You think that now. BUt you think incorrectly.

Not often are those two emotions mixed.

This is very serious indeed. I like to think there's a variety but surely one method would be more prominent over others. We should conduct a survey and compile the results. For SCIENCE!

Very very limited amounts. D: tried it with orange juice, all I got was disappointment. Not to mention that horrid purple thing I had. I'm so curious now.
Hey, when am I wrong?

Originally Posted by VeraDark

LOL, you mean you've never been to Gaia? That sort of crap took all the fun out of Towns for me, I swear... I mean, sure it's nice when someone shows interest, but that sort of thing is just wrong. And then finding out he was a little kid... it was just... icky. I'd rather not think about it, now that I've thought about it.

oh god the memories are flooding back please don't

Suddenly very glad I never got into Gaia. I've got an account, but it's just kind of there, never did anything with it.

Stop thinking about it. Sounds like a good idea.

---------- Post added 07-02-2014 at 09:48 PM ----------

Originally Posted by Wonderlands

Not often are those two emotions mixed.

This is very serious indeed. I like to think there's a variety but surely one method would be more prominent over others. We should conduct a survey and compile the results. For SCIENCE!

Very very limited amounts. D: tried it with orange juice, all I got was disappointment. Not to mention that horrid purple thing I had. I'm so curious now.
Hey, when am I wrong?

Not often at all. And very rarely is it more impressed than disturbed.

There would be. FOR SCIENCE!

Hmm. I know Lemonade, Blue Curacao and Vodka doesn't taste too bad together.
Now. You're wrong now.