This will never not be funny to me, probably because of this:

Originally Posted by PenisPatrol

omg u nevr red it get da fuk outta here u prep

Wow... Not even sure what to say... Maybe if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. *says in voice of Thumper from Bambi*

Originally Posted by PenisPatrol

I'm just really bored and this site is really slow and hhhhhhhhhh

We may be slower than Gaia but I definitely have more people I talk to than there.
Have you checked out Menewsha Nation, yet?

Originally Posted by PenisPatrol

yea ikikik

bc idk what to post

you people are too serious i guess
I need people that just wanna fuck around

We REALLY are not serious at all. Just, there is no spam here. Everyone is really nice here. I'm sure after you get over the culture shock, you will LOVE it here.

PenisPatrol:

chat lingo is considering spam? nuuuuuuuuuuu i cri evry tiem
i need my chat lingo

Y'all being so mean. She was making a reference! That was established in, like, the first reply.

My Immortal, the internet's most notoriously awful fanfiction. OP is a direct quote, and subsequent similar posts were in the general style of how it was written.

stuipd prepz she wuz bein goffik

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, I'm on the first paragraph and I already need a moment...

---------- Post added 09-30-2014 at 09:16 PM ----------

I was not kidding when I said I've never read this before.

I don't think I've ever made it past the first couple chapters. It just gets to be too much. Apparently there's a (comically) graphic sex scene later on, so beware that. But I've never actually read it, so I don't know how bad or graphic it actually is.

I'm trying to read it, but I'm also trying to watch Midnight from Doctor Who.

We've broken down... IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE CONCERT.

OH MY GOD WHAT.


I'm half tempted to rewrite this into a somewhat presentable sue-book.

Don't ruin it. It's perfect how it is.

When you've had enough of that, don't miss the second-most notoriously bad fanfic: Half Life: Full Life Consequences. It has been conveniently condensed in an animated short for your convenience.

I'm gonna puuuuke. It hurts, but I can't stop laughing!

---------- Post added 09-30-2014 at 09:41 PM ----------

"We smoked cigarettes and drugs."

You. Are. Welcome.

I... I don't know anything about Half Life, but from this moment on, I will never be able to take it seriously.

Yeah, this was my introduction to it too. Now whenever I see my boyfriend playing it all I can think of is "JOHN FREE MAN GORDEN FREEMAN'S BROTHER"

Chapter five.... Be still my beating heart.

I thought the second most notorious fan fiction was Flowers in a Box. Or is that just "crack"? I joined tumblr when it was at the full height of its power. How did I survive the onslaught? I am a mystery even unto myself, I guess.

I've never heard of that one. Which doesn't mean it's not notorious, mind.

Wh- There's more!?

A Beginner's Guide to The Sherlock Fandom, "Flowers in a Box"

As far as I remember the sex scene isn't graphic, just stupid. Somebody read that chapter to me once and it's literally like, "and then he put his thing in my thing and we did it."

...Oh my gods My Immortal.

I think I mostly jumped through a few chapters after finishing the first two, and I just don't even

I've never heard of the Flowers in the Box one, but after reading the 'choice quotes' in the link I don't want to. My eyes.

I'm having flashbacks just reading the title of this thread.

I was gonna say something... but then I saw chocolate pancakes and I'm thinking of opening pinterest so I can look at more.

"He put his boy's thingy in mine."

Wat... This is why I cannot do fanfiction.


I retract my previous statement. There is no way to rewrite this.

Edit: One word... masticating.

(john has the hots for sherlock even if he has squinty eyes)

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ.

This thread.