Pfft. You youngins don't know the meaning of true horror if you think My Immortal is the worst fanfic ever.

Go read Artemis's Lover. Embrace the horror.

(also, anything by Gonterman would work for this purpose, but Artemis's Lover... *vomits* )

Oh God, that title

Originally Posted by SuperZombiePotatoe

Oh God, that title

It. Gets. WORSE.

(also quite NSFW)

There's one I've only read the wiki of... It's something to do with Elrond's wife... something with a "C". Definitely NSFW, or anyone else for that matter.

I've read some of it. That story took my soul and chewed on it.

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Celebrian, that was his wife's name.

Celebrian sounds like a really poor pun someone made for Brian's birthday party.

There is a reason that I have a folder on my fanfic CD entitled "Just. Plain. WRONG!".

You have a CD for fanfic?

Originally Posted by Cherry Who?

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ.

There was also a flying motorcycle. I both want and don't want to know the circumstances around that.

Originally Posted by Cardinal Biggles

I thought the second most notorious fan fiction was Flowers in a Box. Or is that just "crack"? I joined tumblr when it was at the full height of its power. How did I survive the onslaught? I am a mystery even unto myself, I guess.

Is that like the book/movie Flowers in the Attic?

Originally Posted by Cherry Who?

You have a CD for fanfic?

Yup. I have around 400, maybe 500 megabytes worth of various fanfics I've downloaded over the years. Mostly anime-related.

That video...I have no brain function WHAT. SO. EVER. now...

Finished the chapters on that account. It got to the point where every five lines I'd jerk spasmodically from trying to hold in laughter.

That one part... where Lupin and Snape... tch... are on a broomstick outside this chicks window... recording her while she undresses... and Snape is masticating! ]

No, Lupin was masticating! Then Hagrid gave her flowers in the hospital which she hated because roses "aren't f---ing goffic" and transformed them into a ball of black fire, which totally turned her on, but she didn't do anything because he's a pedophile... even though she's 17.

All that aside. I'm pretty sure I read "And then they were in the hospital" 32 times without anything happening. Just literally "we were making out passively" and then "they were in the hospital."

It was Lupin? My view of him is ruined (not really, but kindof). Oh, this fanfic ruined so many things... but, I couldn't stop. the hell?!

Oh yes, I noticed that. And everyone was kissing her because they loved her. And then she thought that they didn't and runs out and then there's naked people running around. And... "boy thingy" >_>

Or, what was it, Hermione's name is Mary, she was adopted by American parents when her real ones died or something. She's totally goffic. Everyone sleeps in coffins, everyone's doing the nasty with each other, and Ebony freaks out when she finds out someone did the nasty and it wasn't with her, but she's not a slut like those stupid preppy poser girls who wear pink and black, which is totally different because Ebony wears black and pink.

I'm still hoping this was a troll and not a legitimate person, but we all know how people can be...

Originally Posted by Cherry Who?

Y'all being so mean. She was making a reference! That was established in, like, the first reply.

My Immortal, the internet's most notoriously awful fanfiction. OP is a direct quote, and subsequent similar posts were in the general style of how it was written.

stuipd prepz she wuz bein goffik

thank

This sounds amazing xD How are your stomach muscles now Alex, aching? Reading this fanfic sounds like good abs exercise

But I want to know...what were they masticating!!

My Immortal makes Sonichu seem sane by comparison... but not by much.

Originally Posted by Cardinal Biggles

There was also a flying motorcycle. I both want and don't want to know the circumstances around that.

Hagrid, obviously.

Originally Posted by onsenmark

Yup. I have around 400, maybe 500 megabytes worth of various fanfics I've downloaded over the years. Mostly anime-related.

I have so many questions.

Originally Posted by Quesadilla

Is that like the book/movie Flowers in the Attic?

Is it as... Sensational as flowers in the attic? Yes. Is there a similarity of plot? Not as far as I could discern.

Originally Posted by Cherry Who?

Hagrid, obviously.

But it was Wholock, not Potterlock...

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I guess this is the context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri2pS4VHmS4

Originally Posted by Cherry Who?

Hagrid, obviously.


I have so many questions.

Hey, I remember when rec.arts.anime.creative and its FTP site were a thing.

Originally Posted by jellysundae

This sounds amazing xD How are your stomach muscles now Alex, aching? Reading this fanfic sounds like good abs exercise

But I want to know...what were they masticating!!

I think I'm going to hop into that Sherlock one even though I said I wouldn't, just to continue the laughs.

And that's the weird part. Masticating is an actual word, but there was no food chewing happening in that scene...

Y'all acting so innocent like you don't know what she meant by masticating.

Originally Posted by onsenmark

Hey, I remember when rec.arts.anime.creative and its FTP site were a thing.

So is the implication here that the CD was created in days of yore, when people still stored things on CDs? And not, like, something you're still putting things on?