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Old 10-18-2014, 01:32 PM

We have a Chinese buffet here that offers SEAFAAD. It says so right on the permanently enameled window.

I also frequently see signs in at least one neighborhood that read: PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG $100 FINE.

Must be why nobody picks up after their dogs. They must have had a problem with too many people cleaning up poo, and decided to do something about all those neat-freaks for once and for all. That'll teach them to pick up after their dogs!

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#102
Old 10-18-2014, 01:34 PM

OMG, both of those are great. I always wondered why people didn't bother picking up after their dogs!

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#103
Old 10-18-2014, 01:43 PM

Oh, it's fine, apparently, if you have a hundred bucks!

Oh, and I will never ask the lady at the restaurant what kind of seafaad they have again, she really didn't like it when I told her about the typo. Apparently, I was the only person who wasn't nice enough to ignore it without saying anything.

She's like, "IT SEA FOOD! FOOD! YOU STUPID? IS SEAFOOD! NO FAAD, FOOD! YOU EAT FOOD!"

I was so embarrassed, and I thought she'd have laughed... felt so bad.

So I ate all the spicy prawns and made them keep refilling them. Gotta have my seafaad.

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#104
Old 10-18-2014, 01:51 PM

That's a lot of seafadd. I never would have been able to get through a plate of that. >.<

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#105
Old 10-18-2014, 02:24 PM

Omg, Vera!
I've missed you and Erma!
//glomps

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#106
Old 10-18-2014, 02:34 PM

Oh my gosh these are great! I have seen a few not so smart sigbs here in Charlotte.

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Old 10-18-2014, 03:30 PM

Oy, PiM, off-topic of course, but we're both the same person now. Me and Ermy are one.

The upshot of it is that I actually can stand to watch My Little Pony now, and I sleep better, and can even sleep naked without waking up dressed in 3 layers of clothing. I also apparently now know how to code, and I CAN DRAW, and I can also remember every song I've ever heard. Oh, and I can actually speak like an American, and fluently!

Downside is, I'm not a slut anymore. I know, awful, isn't it? And I don't feel so much like writing anymore. But wah. Whatever.

It's not like it was paying the bills, or anything, anyway.

TL;DR: We're doing great, we're not sick anymore, we're an ordinary first person singular now, and this thread can now return to its topic, whatever that was, lol.


sjacklene: Charlotte, NC? I've known a few people from there, actually. One's a Hell's Angel. If I thought he ever paid attention to signs at all, I'd ask him about them. XD He runs stop signs, for the luvva!

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#108
Old 10-18-2014, 09:38 PM

You integrated Vera? Are you happy/sad/etc.?

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#109
Old 10-19-2014, 01:28 AM

She's integrated but from what I know is that she's kind of in a phase where she's trying to understand everything now due to it as well as try her best to grow her old but new personality.

She's basically in a flux atm. Don't have a time period on when she'll exit that flux but it makes sense if two different people suddenly became one.

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#110
Old 10-19-2014, 03:13 AM

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sjacklene: Charlotte, NC? I've known a few people from there, actually. One's a Hell's Angel. If I thought he ever paid attention to signs at all, I'd ask him about them. XD He runs stop signs, for the luvva!
Yeah. I am just down here visiting though. But I would love to move back here. I leave tomorrow and head back to West Virginia.

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She's integrated but from what I know is that she's kind of in a phase where she's trying to understand everything now due to it as well as try her best to grow her old but new personality.

She's basically in a flux atm. Don't have a time period on when she'll exit that flux but it makes sense if two different people suddenly became one.
That is understandable. Sounds like a lot she has to get used to, new skills, different memories, etcetera. I just hope it is a smooth transition for her.

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#111
Old 10-19-2014, 04:15 AM

I'm fine, just getting used to it and all.

One of the funny signs I used to see was the one that said unauthorized vehicles would be towed at owner's expense.

I always joked that it was exploitable, that someone could say it was the property owner's expense, and not the car owner's.

Sure enough, the signs now say that unauthorized vehicles will be towed at the vehicle owner's expense. I guess someone put it to the test.

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#112
Old 10-25-2014, 03:31 AM

I love this one...

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#113
Old 10-25-2014, 05:23 AM

This is the Wong Fook Hing Book Store, We no carry that book here.

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#114
Old 10-25-2014, 08:33 AM

hehehehe so hilarious right?

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#115
Old 10-25-2014, 04:58 PM

THAT ONE'S GOOD.

I saw this one sign a long time ago that was like, "No matter how angry you are, no flicking over tables."

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#116
Old 11-04-2014, 11:19 PM

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Did a quick search... and apparently the "end of film" for adobe, is a purple rectangle to show that it is the last frame.
Someone was just being weird I think

It appears the KKK have had some setbacks as of late:
People around where I live have been leaving flyers on peoples' windshields offering positions in the KKK.

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#117
Old 11-04-2014, 11:31 PM

Who the heck would want to join those people? I mean first off their outfit looked really stupid...

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#118
Old 11-05-2014, 07:33 PM

This doesn't inspire confidence in our educational system...


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#119
Old 11-05-2014, 07:46 PM

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Who the heck would want to join those people? I mean first off their outfit looked really stupid...
Only idiots would join them.

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#120
Old 11-05-2014, 09:35 PM

OMG I miss going to shcool!

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#121
Old 11-06-2014, 02:54 AM

I laughed so hard when I read all these!

Here's some funny warning labels, I like to look this over when I need a laugh! My personal favorite is the plunger one, lol.crazy warnings

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#122
Old 11-06-2014, 07:09 AM

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Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Wait what? (That link up there)

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#123
Old 11-06-2014, 04:34 PM

When two churches argue with each other via their front signs.
/I saw one about animals going to the same Heaven as humans

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#124
Old 11-07-2014, 03:09 AM

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This doesn't inspire confidence in our educational system...

I'm reading this as "Shhhh... Cool. ;) "

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#125
Old 11-07-2014, 02:58 PM

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Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Really? REALLY?

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I laughed so hard when I read all these!

Here's some funny warning labels, I like to look this over when I need a laugh! My personal favorite is the plunger one, lol.crazy warnings
These are all suuuper ridiculous! The things companies put on their packaging...

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