I had a small pillow with a pocket for the tooth.
Your parents still have your teeth? @[email protected]

You know, that is definitely true. They also misplace their keys, glasses, mail, money, etc.
Maybe they kept my teeth so when they lose theirs they have backups. XP

And we have solved the mystery of the Tooth Fairy.

I would say probably not, but I could be wrong. they probably lost them in clutter. If they still have them, which could be possible, it would surprise me.

Doing work in case we do another mass ping later.

If we need backup then we'll do it.

But otherwise we seem to be steamrolling the green team.

Again, just in case!

Rurple team.

Has the people with the best luck.

Excluding myself.

I think I'm going to come out below average.

I'm going to be so far below average with my dice rolls that...well...i'll be lucky to get a decent roll.

I think something you did offended the dice gods.

TEAM PURPLE
ROUND 4: BOOGIE-WOOGIE-WOOGIE BEASTIES
Roll 1: The 6-sided dice lands on 2
Roll 2: The 25-sided dice lands on 21

I must fap too much.

RNGesus has issues with that, apparently.

RNGesus is always watching… and judging.

Maybe I need to do something to get within' the right with RNGesus.

Anyone have any ideas? Must I perform rituals? What? There has to be a way...

I say we find a sacrifice.

How about Mythos or Longcat?

That's a tall order.

Well you said I needed a sacrifice.

I went with the best choices for redeeming myself.

TEAM PURPLE
ROUND 4: BOOGIE-WOOGIE-WOOGIE BEASTIES
Roll 1: The 6-sided dice lands on 5
Roll 2: The 25-sided dice lands on 14

*slowly backs away from this conversation*

You're just now backing away?

TEAM GREEN
ROUND 4: BOOGIE-WOOGIE-WOOGIE BEASTIES
Roll 1: The 6-sided dice lands on 2
Roll 2: The 25-sided dice lands on 2

You have a point.

I had just walked in again