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Whole Milk
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12-30-2014, 07:37 PM
Thank you for the doll! She will complete my ensemble and none will be the wiser to my mysterious healing abilities as I will keep her fully clothed and be "clumsy" whenever a mark is too obvious.
For my fellow adventure below me I gift you a marble which will hold all the memories you don't wish to carry in your head. With practice you will be able to access these memories precisely and even share experiences with your fellow travelers. It will be your second brain, allowing you to learn many skills and move through difficulties with ease. But beware that should you lose the marble, you will not gain these memories back and should another access these memories they can alter them. Don't lose your marble(s).
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zigbigadorlube
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☆☆☆☆☆ Assistant Administrator
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12-30-2014, 10:10 PM
Oh wow, that is a very special marble that I am quite eager to try out! I will definitely have to be careful not to loose it though!
To the person below me I offer them a never-ending water bottle. This bottle never runs out of water so you will never go thirsty on your travels, wherever they may lead you.
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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12-31-2014, 09:42 AM
Super handy! I never have to get out of my computer chair again for more water! I mean...I'll never have to find a stream on my adventure
To the hardy explorer below me, I gift this magical scroll. It is completely blank, but it will be what you need it to be when you need it to be something. Need a permit to enter a kingdom? It will look official and get you in! Need a note from your doctor saying you can't work for a week? This will totally be that note. Need a paper saying you're totes Mcgoats of legal age, look at this fancy birth certificate that says I'm 72! Yeah, this can be that....except you don't look a day over 12. Be careful, sometimes this scroll will play little jokes on you like that, but really handy either way!
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salvete
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)...
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01-01-2015, 03:36 AM
Thank you for this magical scroll!! I look forward to using it!
To the person below me, I bestow upon you this magic sticker pack! If you have a laptop, tablet, phone, or other mobile device, simply place this sticker on it and it will never run out of battery power on your adventure! After all, you won't have time to stop and charge anything when you need to do adventuring!! Additionally, the stickers will give you super speed internet access whenever you need it :) and they are extremely reusable.
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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01-01-2015, 07:26 AM
I want these in real life! Magical battery/wifi stickers! YES!
To the wild wandering heart below me, I bestow upon you these magical socks. They will always keep your toesies warm and never get smelly! They even look fashionable with sandals and give you plus 5 charm!
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salvete
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)...
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01-01-2015, 06:20 PM
Thank you very much for these magical socks! I love them!
To the person below me, I bestow upon you this magic mortar and pestle. Anything you want to crush can be placed inside the mortar and broken down with the pestle, even the hardest thing you can find! So use it wisely and carefully!
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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01-02-2015, 05:01 AM
Can I crush my enemies in it? Just put them in and grind grind grind! The winner is me!
To the adventurer below me, I bestow upon you this compass! It's just an ordinary compass. North, South, East, West, Monster. Wait, monster? I guess it's not an ordinary compass after all! It will show a colored dot for monsters up ahead. Never walk into a monster ambush again! Won't show you generic human enemies, but you can probably overcome those with your ripping muscles and flashy sword. :D
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Evander
attic dweller
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01-03-2015, 02:03 AM
What an excellent gift! I will be sure to take that with me.
To the next adventurer, if give you these magical ice gloves. They are made of fine blue silk and decorated with wintery embroidery, and they grant you +5 resistance to cold weather.
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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01-03-2015, 02:15 AM
Yeah, but can I build an ice castle with them? I want to be Elsa
To the hearty adventurer below me, I gift thee this magical fishing rod. It's just a stick with some string on it with a rock tied to the end, but once you cast it in the water, no fish can resist! Pull it out of the water and the fish will leap up to follow it! Hope you're not adventuring in a desert. Or allergic to fish. Sorry if you are!
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salvete
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)...
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01-03-2015, 04:59 PM
Thank you very much for this magic rod, For-Chan Cookie! I will use it wisely.
To the person below me, I bestow upon you this magical invincible doll. She can give you tips throughout your journey and will never die. Even if she is obliterated to bits by a machine gun, her pieces will automatically come together and respawn her. If the pieces are unable to come together, then you will have a lot of pieces respawning into lots of magical invincible dolls. Soon, you'll have your own army!! You can also throw this doll at your enemies as a distraction or a weapon.
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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01-06-2015, 05:31 AM
Well that's damn handy. And kind freaky. And potentially annoying. Maybe it's better if I just leave her at home on the shelf before she takes over the world! o.o
To the adventurer below me, I grant thee this roll of hello kitty duct tape. I mean, it's so freaking handy and look! It's got adorable kitties all over it. What's not to love?
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GeorgiaRebel
CAUTION: Will Bite
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01-07-2015, 03:57 AM
Hahaaaaa I effin love duct tape, can even make cute hair bows with it... or duct tape someone's mouth shut... or hands together... or hog tie them... awesome... and adorable, too...
To the adventurer below me, I am sending you with this small figurine(totem) of a grizzly bear... it will become a real bear when danger is near and will protect the bearer of the totem... when the danger has passed, it returns to the totem...
Beware, though, she can be a temperamental beast...
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salvete
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)...
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01-08-2015, 04:23 AM
Thank you very much for this bear totem! I will use her wisely.
To the adventurer below me, I give thee this hatchet! The blade of this hatchet will never dull, and the handle will never break. It will be extremely useful in attacking enemies, cutting firewood, and building shelters!
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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01-20-2015, 12:37 AM
...now I can go forth into Minecraft and hack my way to comfort!
To the brave adventurer below me, I give you this cloak. It's the closest thing to an invisibility cloak that current magical technologies can create. It is an cracking good camouflage cloak. Good for sneaking slowly along stone walls or through trees. It's also waterproof and good for keeping the rain off if you get stuck out in a downpour. Caution! Wearing this cloak and sneaking past people might lead you to believe that you are actually invisible and thus invincible! You are neither of these things! You can still be seen and stabbed and killed, so use with caution.
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salvete
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)...
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01-26-2015, 10:22 PM
Thank you very much for this cloak, For-Chan Cookie. I shall use it with caution and never try to feel invincible while wearing it near enemies and traps.
To the adventurer below me, I bestow upon you these magical gloves! When you are wearing these gloves, your hands will be invincible and super duper strong! You will be able to punch through things that you could never possibly have punched through before. It will be super handy in knocking down trees, beating up enemies, and punching tunnels through mountains! However, do not playfully punch your friend while wearing these gloves. You never know how much pain and damage you might be able to cause, albeit by accident!
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For-Chan Cookie
A Cookie for Fun
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02-18-2015, 07:42 AM
Cool beans. I've always wanted to punch down walls.
To the adventurer below me, I bestow upon you this magical needle ring. When worn on your finger, it is harmless to you. But should you touch an enemy with the small hidden needle on the ring, they will instantly fall asleep. As it is magical, it's supply of sleep poison is endless. Instead of beating enemies unconscious, you merely need to get close enough to touch them. They will sleep like babies for an hour and wake up groggy and hung over and needing to use the bathroom. Can you imagine the line to the bathroom in a castle full of goons that all need to pee at once? It'll be chaos!
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shinigamikarasu
(^._.^)ノ
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02-18-2015, 03:42 PM
Thanks for the ring! I feel so much safer traveling at night now.
I gift the adventurer below me with a pair of glasses. They don't fix your eyesight, but they do let you see ghosts. Could be useful if you need to find a spirit. Or avoid them.
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salvete
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)...
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02-19-2015, 05:58 AM
Thank you very much for these useful glasses! I might be too afraid to put them on most of the time, but it shall be helpful
To the person below me, I give you these fingerless gloves! You will be able to text on your phone with ease on your adventures.
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Menelaus
Spartan Warrior Extraordinairé
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03-31-2015, 12:52 AM
Wow thanks, now I can pick my nose without taking them off
To the person below I give *drum roll* a pair of trousers with the pockets cut out
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prismatix
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04-09-2015, 08:47 PM
Thank you! This sure will help me blend in and impress the crazy hillbillies here.
The person below me, I give you a chainsaw that can cut through anything but yourself. I can also shield you and project offensive beams but for every beam you cast, you must drain a lifesource.
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Menelaus
Spartan Warrior Extraordinairé
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04-10-2015, 12:22 AM
lol, I don't know what to say. its what I always wanted, thanks
to the person below me, I give a flashlight without any batteries. hey, maybe you can use it to doink fish on the head with
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Chai Fae
DandyLION
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06-16-2015, 03:24 AM
Or maybe I could fill it and use it as a water bottle..? Score!
To the person below me, I bestow thee with the Grandeur Reflexive of Chaos.
It's literally just a handheld mirror.
But hey, Chaos herself used it to pluck her eyebrows so, if it won't be of any use, at least it's pretty cool.
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Menelaus
Spartan Warrior Extraordinairé
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06-26-2015, 05:08 PM
*shakes the mirror* hey! this window doesn't work..
to the person below, I bestow the rod of correction. yes folks, that's right, the actual rod used by Moses to perform wonders and nifty tricks. ok, so it'll turn the river red, and has a tendency to hiss at inappropriate moments, but you'll have no problem wading that impassable ford now
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salvete
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)...
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09-03-2015, 03:48 AM
Thank you very much for this rod of correction. I will bear in mind that it has its pros and cons and shall wield it wisely.
To the person below me, I give you this magical wind machine. It is super light so you can carry it wherever you go without too much of a hassle. It can create any kind of wind you prefer. If you are feeling hot because of the sun following you on your travels, then the wind machine can serve as a fan or portable air conditioner. If you are feeling cold, then the wind machine can create hot air for your warmth. You can also use it as a weapon to literally blow your enemies away. Just make sure not to blow you or your friends away in the meantime.
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Menelaus
Spartan Warrior Extraordinairé
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09-08-2015, 09:49 AM
wow, thanks for the wind machine, up to now I've just been using baked beans
to the person below, I bestow this half eaten tin of baked beans. I no longer need it now I have a machine for producing wind, so its time to pass on the mantle. use them well, my friend, use them well
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