Yay!!!

I have converted another member!
Oh... I mean... what?

*wanders in* Hello all.

Now if I could only get Kirin to watch it...

To watch what now?

Her stash of reference for the racey scenes in her Loki x horse fanfiction.

.... k ....

*snicker* She's gonna kill me.

*kills Amane*



*and buries her under papers of unused ideas for my Loki x horse stories*

*cough* I'm not the only one who ships Loki x Horse

---------- Post added 10-01-2016 at 12:35 PM ----------

This is more fitting....



Sorry Gizzie...
Your treehouse needed some Loki x Horse.

LOOOOL @ THE SECOND ONE.

That means you have a market in case you decide to go professional and write about other horse enthusiasts meeting the loves of their lives among members of Genus Equus.

I can't help it that horses are attracted to me.

That's what Ava said.

You've got to admit...
I am pretty sexy.

Speaking of that, I was just about to say K-pop guys in jewelry will be the end of me.

I have always thought that J-Rock and visual kei men in dresses would make me... Um. Make me like them? I can't figure out how to say they would make me totally gay for them without sounding weird.

I mean it! If me and Ava saw a handsome woman man walking around, we'd offer to buy them a drink of kombucha and share in watching one of my movies. I wouldn't mind it.


Don't tell Ava I said that! She may think I am admitting to wanting to cheat on her!

He had a piece OVER HIS ENTIRE CHEST, okay? A wide net of chains over his entire chest. That coupled with an image of blood drying on his hands, and I'm supposed to be like, yeah, cool, whatever, man, I'll just go on about my business and act like I'm totally fine‽ *slams hands on desk, stands up, and huffs away*

Ugh, J-rock men. They're so perfect.

---------- Post added 10-01-2016 at 09:53 PM ----------

Wait, but you're allowed to cheat on Ava with horses?

J-Rock men are so beautiful.
They could make me cry.

They are the only men out there that are more beautiful than me!

I can't pick. K-pop boys and J-rock boys are unfathomably beautiful.

I think we should go find some J-Rock men and compliment them.

Fortunately, I know better than to be a screaming fangirl in front of an audience.

You should teach Ava that skill...

Except, I fear she is one of the girls that would faint in front of people she likes.
Did you hear about the girl who fainted when she met Thor and Loki on the set of Thor 3 and had to be carried away by paramedics?

Talk about embarrassing!

That's a typical fangirl.

I haven't met a famous person before, but I'm very image-conscious, so I'd try to treat them like a normal person I know from somewhere.

I can't say I'be met anyone notable.
But if I did I would say hi.

*imagines Ava full-on fainting at the sight of Tom after mumbling, "My husband!"*

I would be right there with her as the paramedics carry her off.

I die like a lady. In private.