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#2526
Old 06-16-2015, 02:58 PM

I want it to rain here.
I can't stand this hot weather. I'm melting.

I hate it when it's hot at night and I can't get comfortable to sleep.

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#2527
Old 06-16-2015, 03:01 PM

Take these disgusting storms.

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#2528
Old 06-16-2015, 04:49 PM

lol, a man was given a four and a half year jail sentence yesterday for burglary and attempted burglary after being caught in the act by a stationery camera set up to film nocturnal urban wildlife for the BBC. lol, and it was being streamed live to a wildlife website. can you imagine the shock on his face when the police knocked on his door. or better still, the look of abject curiosity of the twilight viewers who were expecting to see a family of urban foxes, but instead got a peek at a crime in progress ��

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#2529
Old 06-16-2015, 05:23 PM

Twilight fans are so cute.

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#2530
Old 06-16-2015, 05:25 PM

I meant twilight the time of day, not Twilight the movie/book franchise

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#2531
Old 06-16-2015, 05:32 PM

Twilight fans are still cute.

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#2532
Old 06-16-2015, 05:53 PM

if 'cute' is an euphemism for 'morbidly obsessed,' then I totally agree

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#2533
Old 06-16-2015, 07:18 PM

Break 114k.
New CIs.

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#2534
Old 06-16-2015, 07:39 PM

I just stocked up on PG Tips!

I love it so much.

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Old 06-16-2015, 07:44 PM

Okay, when you say PG Tips, I have no idea what you mean, and all I see is "Rated PG" and then "What are Tips?"

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Old 06-16-2015, 07:47 PM

lol, I didn't know they sold those over there, my cupboard is religiously stocked up with a 150 box at all times, unless I opt for Tetley's of course ��

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#2537
Old 06-16-2015, 07:55 PM

I kinda jumbled that in my head and read it as "I didn't know they sold those over there on the other end of my cupboard."

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#2538
Old 06-16-2015, 07:59 PM

I didn't know they sold PG Tips over here either.
My friend in Derby posted me some a little while ago and I loved it ever since.
I'll see if it tastes the same as the kind from England!

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#2539
Old 06-16-2015, 08:01 PM

and they don't, the other end of my cupboard is strictly for hiding errant Fae trying to escape the injustices of goblin rule.
its probable that they're imports, so they should taste the same. its a staple over here so its doubtful that there's anyone who wouldn't know everything about them, especially the monkey's who advertise them, "its the taste" is their catchphrase

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#2540
Old 06-16-2015, 08:02 PM

You're keeping a Fae sanctuary on the DL?

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#2541
Old 06-16-2015, 08:08 PM

more of a larder than a sanctuary, they make delicious biscuits

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#2542
Old 06-16-2015, 08:19 PM

Are you paying them well?

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#2543
Old 06-16-2015, 08:20 PM

no, I think you misunderstand me. they make delicious biscuits

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#2544
Old 06-16-2015, 08:30 PM

*jaw drops* YOU LOW-DOWN BOXMAN!

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#2545
Old 06-16-2015, 08:38 PM

wait, eating chicken is alright, but fictional/mythical creatures is not? pish posh on that, whether I want to grind their bones to make my biscuits, or skewer them over hot bbq coals, then that's exactly what I'll do, in my imaginaaaaation

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#2546
Old 06-16-2015, 08:41 PM

I would not eat a unicorn‼

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#2547
Old 06-16-2015, 08:44 PM

not even on toast?

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#2548
Old 06-16-2015, 08:54 PM

Nothing about a glorious horned horse says food! Same with a tiny winged human!

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#2549
Old 06-16-2015, 09:06 PM

but unicorn toast is to die for, I use it to fatten up the Fae

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#2550
Old 06-16-2015, 09:07 PM

You're terrible!

 



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