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#2576
Old 06-17-2015, 04:35 PM

If pork is the closest to human meat,
Does that mean that cooked human meat turns white?

I've always wondered that and people think I'm strange for wanting to know the answer to that question!

I don't eat meat at all, so it's not really an issue, but I have been curious.

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Old 06-17-2015, 04:39 PM

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Old 06-17-2015, 04:43 PM

The party doesn't start until Ava arrives!
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Old 06-17-2015, 04:44 PM

it could only be misunderstood if it was a generalization and wasn't specifically targeted. burnt human flesh looks and smells (and probably tastes) almost exactly the same as cooked pork. we have practically the same omnivorous diet they have so it stands to reason that, over the millennia, our meat would evolve in a similar direction. you are what you eat, after all

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Old 06-17-2015, 04:46 PM

There is always capability for misunderstanding.

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#2581
Old 06-17-2015, 04:58 PM

Ick! I knew there was a reason why my parents never had me eat pork.
My grandma was Jewish, though, so that probably had something to do with it. :/

Still, I mean, yuuuuuck! Pork is so disgusting. I feel like vomiting just thinking about cooking that and eating it. Bluhhh.

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Old 06-17-2015, 05:01 PM

Menelaus actually misses eating pork and pork based/containing products. he's glad that Haribo now produce gelatine free starmix, or he would have perished long ago (most of his diet in made up of starmix and tangfastics). but he does miss bacon, pork chops, RIBS, oh Menelaus' days, lamb ribs just aren't the same as succulent pork ribs. what he doesn't miss is the coming onset of high cholesterol and clotted arteries (though beef is just as culpable, maybe moreso because of the whole 'appendix' issue). he also dislikes the fact that so many of the tastiest meat products are pork based. he think he misses pork pies the most, mainly because there is no substitute. sausage rolls too. there are substitutes to them, but cheese and onion rolls are hardly suffice. saying all that, Menelaus still will never go back to eating swine, because there are soooo many good reasons not to

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#2583
Old 06-17-2015, 05:04 PM

Steak and ribs look and smell yucky.

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#2584
Old 06-17-2015, 05:12 PM

depends on how they're prepared, our stakes are smaller and more pleasing to the eye. smaller cuts of meat also make them less smelly too. large cuts always have 'raw meat' undertones to their aroma. once in the distant past Menelaus was involved in the roasting an entire suckling pig over a campfire, had to practically burn the thing to get rid of that smell

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#2585
Old 06-17-2015, 05:13 PM

I don't like them no matter what. Too picky.

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#2586
Old 06-17-2015, 05:14 PM

Menelaus would never have guessed

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Old 06-17-2015, 05:20 PM

When ya' mama brings you the lights above the Arby's and ya' not hungry for the Arby's n' y'don't know when da' eat it.
/I'm getting bored of curly fries
/but I was thoroughly in love with them months ago
/my momma isn't aware
/she always brings me it as well when she brings me the McDerples

We understand the lights above the Arby's.
The future is here, and it is above the Arby's.

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#2588
Old 06-17-2015, 05:24 PM

My neighbors are Filipino so they used to have whole pig roasts during birthdays and holidays.
It was always fun to visit their home because the food was great. But I never tried to pig. My parents wouldn't let me haha.

The other food was great, though. I'm in love with vegetarian lumpia.

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#2589
Old 06-17-2015, 05:30 PM

So you guys just draw a pentagram and ask the demons walking among us what you should call all these foods you invent?

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#2590
Old 06-17-2015, 05:42 PM

aren't they like spring rolls? Menelaus think that if he'd never eaten piglet before, he'd probably not miss eating it. makes a shopping trip take doubly as long too, reading all those labels. he has a friend, from India, who laughs everytime he sees a pink 'English' pig. apparently, pigs in his country are as big as a cow and have 'knives' in their mouths. he says the wouldn't even think about eating one, they just shoot at them to scare them away from the village because they're so dangerous

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Old 06-17-2015, 05:45 PM

I just saw "scare them away from the village" and now I'm off on pitchforks and torches.

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#2592
Old 06-17-2015, 05:48 PM

the way he tells it, that's not actually that far off

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#2593
Old 06-17-2015, 05:55 PM

Little does she know, these are the wrong donuts.

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#2594
Old 06-17-2015, 06:05 PM

that would make for a good movie trailer
"just when you thought it was safe to go home from the patisserie. The Wrong Doughnuts. at a cinema near you this fall. rated PG"

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#2595
Old 06-17-2015, 06:11 PM

There was a plot twist. I have indeed confirmed they are the right donuts, just made a bit differently. ^u^

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#2596
Old 06-17-2015, 06:29 PM

in that case, it probably needs a higher rating

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#2597
Old 06-17-2015, 06:33 PM

Well, it's already rated W for "Why does this even exist?"

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#2598
Old 06-17-2015, 07:19 PM

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Well, it's already rated W for "Why does this even exist?"
Or, way cool. Maaaaaybe 😉

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#2599
Old 06-17-2015, 07:22 PM

Oh, that optimism.

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Old 06-18-2015, 12:03 AM

W IS FOR WOMBO.

 



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