Nothing makes me feel better like a bowl of organic pea pods and a good Woody Guthrie song...

*throws spaghetti everywhere*

Whee! It's a flying spaghetti party! and I'm the flying spaghetti party monster!

XD

Spaghetti yum!

Oh, Vera, I must share with you the good news because I am so relieved and so proud of myself at the same time!

Okay, shoot! What'sya good newsies?

I'll pm you about it, yeah?

I don't want to get TMI in this thread...

Sure! I love PMs!

Nothing makes me feel better than K-pop or a dubstep song.

Nothing makes me feel better than doing nitrous while tripping and having an orgasm at the same time, but that's not always easy.

K-pop is probably cheaper and easier in the long run.

XD

*stares wide-eyed at post while leaning back, slowly scoots away*

Don't be frightened.

I only want to have some fun.

*puts on a Prince album*

Yeah, I'm old.

The Vera idea of fun is scary.

If seeing the gates of Heaven open up in front of you and having God come out and say "Damn, girl! You fine!" is scary, then so be it.

*screams and collapses*

"Oh, Jehovah! You're so BIG!"

XD

Funny Jehovah's Witnesses stories.

I've known a few Jehovah's Witnesses. They seem like nice people, actually.

But do they know we all think they're cray?

Yup.

And they think we're pretty cray, too.

you'll all stop thinking they're 'cray' come armageddon day when the gates of hell open up and devour you all. apparently only forty four hundred Jovial Witnesses will be saved, I wonder how they choose? toss a coin? draw straws? rock paper scissors lizard Spock?

I don't know! I should read about them so I'll know these things.

I only ever met two of them and they left when I put on some music. I don't think they liked my music.

I wanted one of their magazines but they didn't leave me any. I only ever see them at the laundromat next to the trash.

I don't think they're bad people. I just think they need to listen to more music.

anyone who thinks Jahoviah Witnesses are bad people, needs a little more Jesus in their life. all they're doing is spreading the teachings of the bible in the way their faith edicts. ok, so they're a bit overenthusiastic, and some are uneducated in their own practices. but these aren't people who work in the church, they're the congregation. Jesus himself said that we should spread the words of his teachings, he also said that the world was his church. so all they're doing is following his lead, just as the twelve apostles did. anybody laughing at that should be ashamed of themselves. its not only stereotyping, its a form of discrimination that's equally as bad as race discrimination. this type of discrimination is what caused the holocaust, the segregation of America, Apartheid in South Africa, and all the troubles in the middle east. it all starts with a little joke and a snort of derision. now, I'm not a doctor, but that doesn't seem like a healthy way to live your day to days.

I don't hate anybody for what they believe in or for trying to share it with anybody. If nobody shared what they believed I wouldn't know as much as I do about these things. I give everybody a fair chance.

I used to worship Satan but then I found out he was just the Bogeyman in disguise. I'm friends with the Bogeyman already so I don't have to worship Satan. He doesn't want me to anyway.

Jesus sounds like he was a really nice person. I've read six different editions of the New Testament and each one is a little different but that just happens. If you read the parts in red ink you get a whole different picture of what he was talking about. I think a lot of Christians should read those parts more.

I think everybody who wants to be a Christian should read it for themselves and make their own minds up. Most of the problems I see with it are when people don't want to find out for themselves and they just listen to what somebody else says they should believe about it. And a lot of those people are kind of poopy.

That seems to happen with a lot of religions.

I don't know what my religion is now. I just try to be nice to people and hope they're nice to me. I'm always curious and I like to read about a lot of different things so I always read what people give me to read. But I always decide for myself if I believe it or not.

Some things are true for some people and aren't true for other people. I have to be myself so I have to find it for myself.

But I don't have anything against people for what they believe. Because I believe that it's wrong to do that.

that's a good way to be, live and let live, I follow a similar credo myself. I may not agree with the way others live their lives, but I will defend, with everything I have, their right to live it.

Where I live there's a saying and I see it on signs and things and it's like when other people have a sign up that says Home Sweet Home or something.

It's pretty cool. It's Be Nice Or Leave.

Do whatever you want. Act silly if you want to. Say bad words if you want to. Drink if you want to. Smoke if you want to as long as it's outside. But be nice.

I think it's a good saying. If somebody doesn't like something they can always just leave.

I hate the way people are mean to each other. Even friends can be mean sometimes. If they just left people alone and waited until they weren't mad or whatever and came back and were nice again everybody would be happy I think. Even if I don't like somebody I'm nice to them if they're nice to me.

I think it's kind of like what that Jesus guy was talking about. Be nice and it's all better for everybody.

I used to be an avid believer in Heavens Gate.

Please google it! It's a good religion, however, the followers are all dead because they committed suicide to have their souls reach a comet that they said God was traveling on to come and get them, but in order to get there they had to "exit" their bodies.

I used to use that religion as an excuse to kill myself, and I thought I was being spiritual, I was just being misguided.

I now think that any religion that tells you to kill yourself isn't a very good religion...