lol, then you've come up trumps here, my friend. for I am the corn king. you should see the crop of my ears ��
but seriously, give a man a cob, and he'll eat for a day. but teach a man to sow, and oil show you a way to manipulate the economy ��

I'm the cheese queen when I write. If you ever go to the store and see an assortment of cheeses, tell me because they've published my writing without telling me.

>.< *is confused now* haha I"m a blonde, be nice to me!

Lmaooooooo oh yeah hes clumbsy like dat lol

Menelaus is making weird puns, and I just made a lame "my writing is too cheesy" joke.

lol, how ironic that you feel that you're the Queen of your own intolerance. even more so that, in my opinion, you're far from being a cheesy mc'cheesington. funny, maybe, and even a lottle bit witty. but cheesy? that's a definitive defermentation of character ��
(lol, that was a compliment when I ran it through in my head ��)

Yes. My writing is so cheesy it's a wonder reading it doesn't make me sick.

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Maybe it's why I'm lactose intolerant. It's so cheesy, I eat actual cheese and it's like, "NOPE. I get enough of this mess."

haha, I'm always nice to blondes, its in my contract ��

That's an oddly specific condition.

lol, its not a disease, its a lifestyle choice ��

It's an odd thing for a contract to specify.

tut tut tut, now you're doing it on porpoise. lol, one thing you need to know about me, is that even when I'm being serious, I'm not being serious. unless of course I'm being serious, in which case I'm totally being serious. seriously, no joke. I'm being serious ��

I have issues being serious. Don't like the feel.

Originally Posted by biitchyass

Lmaooooooo oh yeah hes clumbsy like dat lol

lol, I'm not clumsy, per say. I'm just vertigly challenged ��

Haha Menelaus: u are a cool guy.

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Lets ride the short bus

Gravitationally challenged.

haha, I fully understand the gravity of the situation, tis the vertigo that has me by the short and curlies ��

Falling deeper and deeper into your puns, aren't you?

lol, I can't help it, this is how I converse in real life. puns, metaphors, spoonerisms, they all a play a major role in my everyday social interactions. wordplay is a good mental exercise, helps clear out the cognitive cobwebs. not to mention that watching people throw a double-take ten minutes after I've spoken, because they didn't get the gist of my words at the time, amuses me greatly. you should try it, its fun laughing internally at a joke only you get (and its probably the third sign of madness too ��)

This isn't how I converse IRL. I wish I COULD be this witty. I don't converse IRL.

but don't you see? you are this witty in real life, you will always be you. but there's a safeness in tapping out inane babblings from behind a Perspex screen that the real world doesn't freely offer. *whispers* "its kinda scary out there." like most people clinging to this giant mudball falling through space that we call Earth, all you probably need to let your id out of the bag, is the right motivation ��

Talking IRL is too hard.

yeah, but you must communicate with someone somewhere sometimes?

or you'd go insane ��

chilli heatwave Doritos and Family Guy, yay! ��

Lol

Originally Posted by ValkyireMoom

Hope everyone had a happy and safe Easter Sunday. Oh by the way my sisters aren't too bright at times. They brun their tongues by eating food fresh out of the oven lol. You would think that if it just came out the OVEN it would be too hot eat. So now they brunt their tongues eating home made fudge balls.

hope you had a great Easter too, Val ��

lol, that awkward moment, when you get stuck in a bean bag ��