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#4826
Old 03-17-2016, 06:21 PM

OH MY GOD
That reminds me of this dream I had...

So, in my dream I was looking at myself naked in the mirror and I noticed I had my... unmentionables? Pierced and I was like, "Woah when did- Oh, I remember now, when I got my nose pierced it was my birthday and they always do free genital piercings on your birthday!" And I went along my business like it was nothing.

Liver piercings sound very painful. c:
I don't like livers, but they are very good.
Have you ever seen those livers in those textbooks in school? There's the yellow one that is all soaked up in alcohol, then there's the healthy one?

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#4827
Old 03-17-2016, 06:24 PM

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"Oh, I remember now, when I got my nose pierced it was my birthday and they always do free genital piercings on your birthday!"
I LOVE THIS. I REALLY LOVE THIS. YOU'RE GREAT, AVA.

I have, but I barely remember. They did tell us your skin'll yellow if you really get out of hand.

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#4828
Old 03-17-2016, 07:22 PM

Alcohol is gross. :c
I wouldn't want to turn yellow. D:

That was a crazy dream, I still laugh every time I remember it!

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#4829
Old 03-17-2016, 08:28 PM

Get destructively addicted to blue M&Ms instead. They'll turn you blue.

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#4830
Old 03-17-2016, 09:05 PM

The world went mad when it created blue M&Ms.

Someone told me that they use beetle backs to make M&Ms.

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#4831
Old 03-17-2016, 09:13 PM

believe it or not, they did the same thing with coca cola, then compared it to the alcohol soaked liver. the coke one had rotted down to almost nothing. a little food for thought there for you ��
I'm kinda glad that they don't dole out genital piercings every birthday, can you imagine old people trying to explain that to airport security ��

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#4832
Old 03-17-2016, 09:39 PM

The funny thing about my dream was...

I didn't get my nose pierced on my birthday. XD

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#4833
Old 03-18-2016, 02:21 PM

Duh. It's a dream! Nothing is right.

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#4834
Old 03-18-2016, 05:06 PM

I love funny dreams like that!
I wish I had more dreams like that. It was so random.

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Old 03-19-2016, 03:59 AM

*tackle glomps the thread before heading to bed*

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#4836
Old 03-19-2016, 04:22 PM

And don't think I missed that old people comment, Randoman. *shivers uncomfortably*

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#4837
Old 03-19-2016, 06:20 PM

Heheheh.

I would like to be one of those old, punk people with tattoos and piercings and dyed rainbow colored afro, sitting on my rocking chair outside listening to anti-folk music and swearing at the people who step on my lawn. :DDDD

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#4838
Old 03-19-2016, 07:05 PM

You wish to break up with your beloved folk and turn to the wubz side? Finally! We're going to have so much fun.

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#4839
Old 03-19-2016, 07:45 PM

I think anti-folk is still an offset of folk.

But we can still have fun listening to some indie rock music! :D

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#4840
Old 03-20-2016, 12:18 AM

I can't. Folk's too close to country for me.

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#4841
Old 03-20-2016, 01:42 AM

Well, I'm old, 62 and have 1 tattoo on my upper left arm of a snarling Wolf's head against a full moon.
No piercings, but maybe I'll get a couple just to weird out young folk.
How's about a Pisces tat on my rump.ahhh, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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#4842
Old 03-20-2016, 03:22 AM

*tackle glomps the thread*

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#4843
Old 03-20-2016, 07:30 AM

*gives Amane a pair of horse blinker so she can navigate airports with ease or no grannypeircings*
that's a point, do horseporn fanfictioners consider blinkers as an S&M tool? ��

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#4844
Old 03-20-2016, 03:19 PM

Ava, we need answers!

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#4845
Old 03-20-2016, 04:10 PM

What in the world did I walk in on?


Oh I bought myself an anthology of erotic horror stories at the one day con I went to yesterday.

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#4846
Old 03-20-2016, 07:53 PM

I thought that said "an astrology" and was very confused when I continued to read.

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#4847
Old 03-21-2016, 01:53 AM

*giggles* Silly Amane.

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#4848
Old 03-21-2016, 04:38 PM

Sounds nasty.

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#4849
Old 03-21-2016, 04:39 PM

What is erotic horror?
Is it so scary that it gives people boners?!

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#4850
Old 03-21-2016, 04:54 PM

Don't ask. I'm not going to. *whispers* Tentacle anime.

 



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