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Menelaus
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04-09-2015, 05:43 PM
lol, but what if the suspense kills me in the interim?
lol, sometimes I think that my phone has a mind of its own. yesterday, I was walking down the street with a friend, when my cell randomly decided to call them from deep within the recesses of my pants pocket. freaky, because I hadn't even viewed that person that day. then today, I payed my cell down on the kitchen table, and when I picked it back up, the cheeky. Little bugger was looking up the wiki definition of the measurement 'meter,' or as I just found out in the American spelling, meter. I'm not sure if its an omen or a curse, but atleast the darn thing's keeping me both educated, and in touch with my social circles
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04-09-2015, 06:39 PM
I told you technology was taking over. You're going to be bowing down to your phone and calling it "My Lord" soon.
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Menelaus
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04-09-2015, 07:12 PM
oh my days! I've just eaten sooo much food, I think I'm going to pop
luckily, my 'lord' didn't purchase someone's soiled cast-offs *sings* "on ebayy!!" (lol, that song's still dancing around in my head ) while I was engorged in my succulent sustenance
lol, some guy's emotionally blackmailing his girlfriend not to leave him, outside my house. ah, the trials and tribulations of inner city life
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04-09-2015, 07:32 PM
The old man nearby mows his lawn all day. Oh, the trials and tribulations of suburban life.
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04-09-2015, 08:49 PM
lol, the police took them both away for being a public nuisance in a residential area after the watershed, after three hours of them screaming at each other in the street at the top of their voices. well done neighbourhood watch, vigilant as ever
lol, maybe the old geezer's really Boris 'the bear,' a deep cover sleeper agent for the kgb, and he's secretly waiting for his contact, Doris. you never know
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Bishalisious
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04-09-2015, 09:03 PM
Soooooo at work today my supervisor comes up to me with a blank adhesive name badge (the kind that says HELLO...My Name Is...then u write in ur name and stick it on ur shirt). She says I need you to pick a name, write it on down, then wear it. I was like what? Why? Mind u everyone already wears the laminent permenant name badges anyway. So I was confused asf. She anounces that today is NATIONAL CHANGE YOUR NAME DAY??? Anywayz it turned out to be alot of fun. Ppl in the office picked out some crazzzzy, sexy or funny names like BIG SEXY, LIL SEXY, CANDI, LIL MISS SUNSHINE, TWINKLE TOES, PETER PAN, SIR LAUGH ALOT... yup interesting day it was. Oh my new name was SUGAR & SPICE
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04-09-2015, 09:07 PM
hahaha, that's crazy funny, what name did you choose?
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04-09-2015, 09:11 PM
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lol, the police took them both away for being a public nuisance in a residential area after the watershed, after three hours of them screaming at each other in the street at the top of their voices. well done neighbourhood watch, vigilant as ever ��
lol, maybe the old geezer's really Boris 'the bear,' a deep cover sleeper agent for the kgb, and he's secretly waiting for his contact, Doris. you never know ��
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Awww me luvs neighborhood drama. Long as its not goin on during the wee hrs of the nite when I'm sleeping. I remember one time i was napping on the sofa & the next door lady started yelling at her boyfriend in the front yard of her house sooooooo freakin loud. I think she was a low key drunk. So she jumps in her SUV pissed & burns rubber down the street. 15mins later she zooms up bck to her house & runs over the curb trying to hit her bf in the yard with her vehicle. Smh... crazy shat for real.
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hahaha, that's crazy funny, what name did you choose? ��
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Lol...Sugar & Spice!!!
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04-09-2015, 09:14 PM
haha, wow. I wonder if she left to get a running start, or came back because she forgot something and just couldn't resist the opportunity
lol, and all things nice
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04-09-2015, 09:21 PM
Lol, Apparently from what I could figure out from all her screeching, her bf was breaking up with her or they use to live together, broke up & each moved to separate places. Idk really. Either his presence pissed her off to all levels of pissivity or she is/was a mean drunk 
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04-09-2015, 09:29 PM
lol, we've got a few of those on my street too, mean drunks that is. there's even one guy on a mobility scooter who aims for people on the sidewalk on his way to the liquor store. many's the ankle and shin that's paid the price for getting in his way
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04-09-2015, 09:36 PM
omg! he's DUI'ing it up! No side walk is safe! lmao!
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04-09-2015, 09:57 PM
lol, I know right. I once found him sitting in it, fast asleep in the middle of the road with a string of irate drivers honking frantically behind him. I woke him up and he just drove off like nothing had happened. crazy
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pepe lepew
Au Revoir
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04-09-2015, 10:06 PM
Wtf is a mule? This is my pro one and only how dare they say I can't post from this pro cuz its not my main pro? Wtf I made a email just to sign up here and human pets since there's no more pro sharing bwaaahaha well tyvm if that's how you Mendez play I expect an apology qwikly
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biitchyass: That awkward moment when a hillbilly gets offended by a Brits wit hehe
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04-09-2015, 10:55 PM
lol, if what you say is the truth, then you don't have anything to worry about. the site officials can trace a member's isbn. so no matter how many different email addresses somebody uses, they will be ferreted out, because they can't hide the fact that they all use the same web address (its quite genius, if you ask me. an efficient way to root out any lollygaggers or skylarkers who filter through the system). so when they do check that out, you'll be exonerated.. right? so why stress it . a mule is a member's, allowed, second account, but with certain restriction that don't apply to a main account. there's a detailed write-up on them in the site rulebook CLICK HERE
that awkward moment, when you realize that the reason you don't have any stories to tell of the crazy person who tried to talk to you on the street, is because its you
lol, I've made my avi's hair gold, so it looks like a part of his helmet. am I a clever bunny or what? (rhetorical question, don't get up). it took me like, forever, to track down the colours, and then sift through all the different variation, but, lol, I think I like the results. genius
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04-10-2015, 12:52 AM
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Wtf is a mule? This is my pro one and only how dare they say I can't post from this pro cuz its not my main pro? Wtf I made a email just to sign up here and human pets since there's no more pro sharing bwaaahaha well tyvm if that's how you Mendez play I expect an apology qwikly
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biitchyass: That awkward moment when a hillbilly gets offended by a Brits wit hehe
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Just go talk to a mod an tell them what's going on an they will fix it. . There's plenty of them around an I'm sure 1 or 2 have visited ur pg by now. Cora is sweet an she's a mod.
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04-10-2015, 12:57 AM
A mule is an animal w Long floppy ears. He Kicks [email protected] he hears. Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahaha gasp wheeze coug  
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04-10-2015, 06:46 AM
lol, don't forget the stubbornness, mules are stubborn. and photogenic too. everytime I see one, I can't help but take a quick selfie, mule in tow. no, wait. donkeys, I mean donkeys *facepalms* boy, do I feel like such a jackass "eehaaaw!"
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04-10-2015, 01:17 PM
MORNING TO.UR BLURT TV
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firefly0
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04-10-2015, 01:19 PM
Joke of the day
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If your gut has ever told you thatzan online dating site profile you’ve read was full of shit… you werezmost likely right. Women fudge their profiles big time, but you can stay one step ahead of them by knowing the truth behindzwhat theirzprofiles say.
“Occasional smoker”z– Ifzshe could fit an entire pack of cigarettes in herzmouth, light it on fire, and inhale untilzher lungs explode…zshe would. Andzshe would then proceed to spend the rest ofzher non-smokingztimezyammering onzabout howzshe needs to quit smoking once and for all, and this time she means it!
“Occasional drinker”z- She’s the one at parties that spends the first half of the night bent back with a funnel full of 140 proof whisky being tossed down her pie hole; and the second half with her fat and only friend holding her hair back while she projectile vomits into the host’s shower stall.
“I like to have fun”z– Means sheznever has any fun, has no friends or hobbies, and hopes you’re going to introducezher to all of your fun friends andztake her to all of your fun parties and events sozshe can finally have a life.
“I’m goal oriented”z-zShe will tell you every day aboutzher desperatezdesireszfor a better job, and complain thatzshezis above herzcurrent job, but will never actually get a better job becausezshe enjoys whining aboutzher current pathetic state of affairs too much.
“Looking for a committed relationship”z-zShe is severely insecure and will prove it to you by asking you about every single place you go, person you see and web site you visit, bar none.zShe would implant a GPS tracking device in your neck if she could… sleep tight!
“Body Size: Average”z– The rolls of fat hanging out the sides ofzher shirt that are remarkably similar in appearance to when you pop open a newzpack of unbaked Pillsburyzbread sticks “are natural and you’re just going to have to accept them” (along with their ever increasing growth in size).
“Height: Prefer Not To Say”- She’s either troll short with those stumpy little legs swishing together as she walks trying to keep up with you; or so tall that unless you’re Shaq it wouldzbezlike fucking a giraffe.
“I am career minded”z-zEvery day she will fill you in on every microscopic, mind numbingly boring, blow by blow description ofzher monotonous low-paying job in such painstaking detail that you will be rummaging through the closetszand drawers for something to hang yourself with.
“Likes to travel”- Everyone loves to travel. But when she says it, it means she enjoyed that trip to Disney Land Florida with her folks when she was twelve.zShe’ll thenzdrone on about all the places she wants to go to, but never will. Like all inclusive trips to Cuba where she can discover her alcoholic binge drinking tendencies and rendezvous with strange men for unbridled promiscuous sex in your absence.
“He must be well off”z-zShe doesn’t in fact make any money herself, but has spectacularly expensive taste and needs someone else to shovel an endless supply of cashzher way so thatzshe can explore the deepest and darkest corners ofzher consumerism fantasies without restraint.
“Sometimes I do drugs”- If you connected all the needle marks on that constellation of horrors on her arm, you could form a recreation of the Little Dipper! If you do meet her in person and she gives you a fantastic blow-job, you can thank her for her hours of practice on the glass pipe. But you won’t be thanking her for that weeping puss filled blister at theztip of your prick.
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MORNING TO.UR BLURT TV
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Good morning sweets
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04-10-2015, 02:10 PM
What's will all the Zs?
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Menelaus
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04-10-2015, 02:24 PM
morning, all
Zs, what Zs?
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04-10-2015, 02:26 PM
All the Zs in that quote.
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Menelaus
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04-10-2015, 02:35 PM
ooooh, lol, I'm so used to reading past them, I barely noticed. sometimes when you c&p, the parsed characters bleed through the source. maybe that's the case here?
hey, you're a Mene-vereran, say if somebody donated, then purchased. but only a small portion of the purchased material successfully made the transaction. would that be an issue with the purchaser of the purchasee?
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04-10-2015, 02:38 PM
I'm a Mene veteran with almost no part in handling her own money. I can't donate, so I can't help ya'. Ask someone with an "I ♥ Mene" under their name, 'cause that means they've donated.
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