I knew a guy named race, but he ran off to baby sit some single parent science geek.

lol, that's a funny coinkidink, because I once knew a man from Nantucket.. ��

I know this farmer who had a dog...

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and BINGO was his name-O...

*sings* "bee eye en gee oh.." lol, my sister had a doll named 'Cricket' who's mouth and eyes moved when it sang that song. gave my brother 'chuckymares' for months ��

This is suppose to be blurt TV well dudes and dudettes this is nothing like blurt TV more like one of those boring long drawn out infomercials

lol, this is an email which I got today

Donating my estate to you for humanitarian purpose. Reply for Details

lol, I wonder what they want? ��

lol, lots of dolls or toys with animated mechanical features & sound can become creepy. like when u accidentally leave the batteries on & suddenly in the middle of the night it makes a noise or lights up! yeah scary shiit

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damn scammers r everywhere

lol, I know right, I recently found out that I'm related to a Nigerian prince ��

Lol! Seriously Menelaus?

lol, have you never had one of those "hii, I'm an exiled Nigerian prince. I need to transfer one million cede into your account blah blah blah.. send me you bank details " emails? ��

Ha! Only on Mobi where the bad English speaking person would MM u saying they want to send u pics or date u or some randomn scammy mess.

lol, I remember those "hi, my name is miss diannica and I would like to get to know you blah blah blah send mme your email address" messages on mobi.lol, only the 'hungry' guys ever answered them, then ended up with a never-ending string of email spam ��

Siiiigh...the good ol days when the scammers were smart enough to make the lonley cyber guy fall for their schemes & dreams.

lol, I'm so not going to name and shame the ones that I know got caught out, but yeah, they sooo should be ashamed. lol, I think it was a dude who was sending them anyway ��

NOOOOOO U HAVE TO NAME THEM

LOL.
I've never heard of scammers doing stuff like that! That's crazy! LOL.

Oh, I planted my plants today! I decided to go with some plants that were already sprouted, some strawberries, mint, basil. And I'm so excited! They look adorable and I can't wait to watch them grow. :D

Tell them you're Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

lol, Mene-Law forbids the act of naming and shaming, so unfortunately you'll just have to use your imagination (I'm sure that everybody knew who the usual mobi-suspects were). but yeah, you'd be surprised at how far scammers will go. we had some guys around our way who leased a shop front for a day and installed a fake atm. can you just imagine how much they must have gotten away with ��

yay! strawberries are my absolute fave fruit, and you can eat them plucked straight from the vine. just be sure not to over-water them and everything'll be Mr Tinker ��

lol, actually, my assumnym is Mr I P Freely ��

I HAVE STRAWBERRIES.

strawberries are top trumps in my eyes. during the summer you can take any road out of London and stumble upon a 'pick your own strawberries' sign. they give you a basket and set you loose into the strawberry fields, then you pay for whatever they weigh in at when your done. obviously I eat my fill as I pick, but I think that's an unwritten countryside law, so its fine, shhhh ��

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I HAD BACON FOR DINNER.

as opposed to having bacon for dessert? ��

I HAD BACON.

just bacon? ��