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Old 05-01-2015, 09:06 PM

Mmm, strawberries…

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#1677
Old 05-01-2015, 09:11 PM

D'aw.
Yeah, don't give him cake for stabbing someone. D: That wouldn't be good! Give the cake to the person he stabbed!

Nope, I don't know that person, I just saw the story of the cake on Tumblr. xD

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Old 05-01-2015, 09:16 PM

FINALLY, ART SUCCESS!

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Old 05-01-2015, 09:19 PM

lol, I'm buying you a thicker pair of specs. those are actually frosting roses ��
show ��

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Old 05-01-2015, 09:21 PM

Hehehehe.
Strawberries. Sorry, Amane, they're just roses. xD

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Old 05-01-2015, 09:51 PM

Black Mage needs love too. Even if he would stab you for slighting him in the slightest.


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Old 05-01-2015, 10:15 PM

I can quite easily see strawberries and only one rose.

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Old 05-01-2015, 11:31 PM



Because funny moments need to be relived.

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Old 05-01-2015, 11:35 PM

... Okay, Amane. c:
They're strawberries.

Speaking of strawberries, I gave mine to my neighbor for watering while I was away, and of course, they got overwatered and they look so sad. :( I don't know how to revive them or anything, so I just took them out of their pot and put them in the backyard.

RIP strawberries.

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#1685
Old 05-02-2015, 02:08 AM

I used to clean office buildings....including the restrooms...and I found that women a far more messy than men!' Ladies can be downright nasty!....maybe those were the "chatty" ones! Lol!

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Old 05-02-2015, 02:48 AM

I prefer to avoid public bathrooms. Bad vibes everywhere.

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Old 05-02-2015, 03:07 AM

Do you ever kind of wish you were bigger because you want to look cuddly and adorable?

My struggle is real. Sometimes I wish I had more junk in the trunk so I'd look more cuddly and cute. But then when I actually start gaining weight I get scared and I do everything I can to lose it!

I mentioned this because public bathrooms make me think of my mom, who will talk on the phone while she's on the toilet. And my mom used to be overweight and she was so plush and huggable. I loved sleeping with her because it was like sleeping with a big, squishy pillow and she was so soft. She lost a lot of weight since, and obviously we don't co-sleep anymore so...

And it seems like all of the people I find really beautiful are overweight.

Wow, I don't remember what my point to this was. I guess I was just rambling...

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Old 05-02-2015, 03:12 AM

Personally, I'd like to be tiny. It's great when people can make overweight look nice, but I'm into the porcelain doll look. I've been told enough about overweight being unhealthy and weight loss being hard to not want it, and when I imagine my dream looks, they're all thin.
I don't see overweight as cute. It's just there.

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Old 05-02-2015, 03:26 AM

That makes sense. I'll probably never be overweight anymore, I've always been underweight until a couple of years ago, but I always felt like I was too skinny. I mean, everything I wore was too big. Even the extra small, and it sucked.

I guess when you see overweight women in the media, they're always so confident and so funny and lovable. Their clothes seem to fit and they can rock their bodies. I want to rock my body too, but being skinny it feels like if I tried to do what they did, it wouldn't look good in me.

I know it's way better to focus on being healthy than to focus in what body type I have, though.

Healthy is the new skinny, after all.

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#1690
Old 05-02-2015, 03:57 AM

I feel disproportionate because pants never fit me without altering. -_-

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Old 05-02-2015, 01:03 PM

I felt disproportionate when I went to the cinema the other day. the friend I went with is six foot eight, and weights twenty-blah blah stones. we had to sit in the front row because his legs couldn't fit it the pews, and the people behind could be heard grumbling 'sweet nothings' under their breath. he not obese though, he's actually pretty solid. in his youth, he became British heavyweight kickboxing champion. not because he was any good at it, but because, on seeing the size of him, nobody would get in the ring with him. weeeell, I say no one. he fought once. the other guy was even bigger the he was, and also couldn't fight. it was like watching two giant babies tussling over a shared blankie in their playpen ��

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Old 05-02-2015, 03:13 PM

Things I learned because of K-pop: "Gimme that (x6) ice cream!"
/no srsly
/try saying that fast

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Old 05-02-2015, 03:16 PM

you need to highlight your hair ��
"red lorry yellow lorry." say that six times ��
well, the royal baby was born today. and we vote in a new prime minister on Tuesday. lol, its all kicking off in old Blighty this may ��

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#1694
Old 05-02-2015, 03:44 PM

N-no! Don't mention babies! D;
*wants*

What does a prime minister do?

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#1695
Old 05-02-2015, 03:58 PM

the same as your president does. except, a prime minister cannot plead plausible deniability ��
Prince William and Kate (formerly) Middleton had a baby girl this morning ��

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Old 05-02-2015, 04:00 PM

Lord. What did they do, wait zero seconds after the last one was born?

SPOILERX

(We all know I don't speak this way, but I'm the most certain this one isn't being ironic.(◡‿◡✿) )


Older sister forgot I don't care for babies. Mother doesn't want to accept it.

Why did the spoiler double?

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Old 05-02-2015, 04:05 PM

lol, that's his job. to provide future royals to queue up for a chance to wear the crown. lol, can you imagine the entirety of your job being making exactly two children? one for the throne, and a back-up copy, just incase you hit erase ��
think about it. Prince Charles has two, Prince Andrew has two, ever Princes Anne has two (Edward swings too far the other way to be considered in this list. and all of the people I just mentioned, including the children, would have to cease to exist before he'd get a shot at the title). its all very well thought out. the Queen had three, but she's a special case. even her mother only had two. they're the family equivalent of lining up dominoes ��

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Old 05-02-2015, 04:06 PM

That's the most zealous I've seen the masses get about a job, then.

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Old 05-02-2015, 04:08 PM

No! No babies! >:T

I wish my only purpose in life was to have babies. I love babies so much, but now I kind of just don't want to think about them, really.

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Old 05-02-2015, 04:14 PM

don't suppress your dream, or you'll turn old and bitter like the old woman who swallowed a fly. *whispers* nobody would know why ��
with royalty, nobody really cares about the second child, just look at prince Harry. they don't even let him visit his real dad ��

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