Sometimes, I get hiccups that come with belches.

Sounds unpleasant.

It is. It is indeed. They like to happen at the worst possible moments.

lol, irritation of the phrenic nerve (hiccough/hiccup/hic) is never without reason, human science just hasn't figured out exactly what it is yet ��

that awkward moment, when you notice someone's zipper is down, but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low ��

I think the nice thing to do would be to tell them. :o
I mean, we all stare at each other's crotches all the time. (Or maybe it's just me?)

hahaha, that actually made me laugh out loud for real. lol, it was sooo beautifully innocent. but no, I think that may just be only you. and maybe Bill Clinton, lol, he seems like the type. but seriously, its just not a commonly accepted social norm for people's eyes to go crotch surfing in public places. atleast, not and be seen to be doing it. I can see why for some people it may seem like something thing that's a nothing thing, if you get what I mean. but for other people it may feel uncomfortable when someone oogles their lower extremities, especially if they're flying the flag at half mast ��

This is going to sound so awkward... I dunno why, I just always stare at people's crotches I guess. I don't know why. Oh God, I'm so weird. xD

D: I thought everyone did that! Well... great. Just one more thing that's odd about me. xD

I know I don't like it when people stare at my body, but I can't get mad because I do it to everyone else. I always did. I know it's awkward, but hey, at least I will always be able to tell someone when their fly is down. 8D (Or when their garage door is open, or whatever it is you say when someone's pants zipper is down.)

There's a star in the east!

There are a few reasons I may stare at people.

*reads up* Oh. Gosh. I don't like to look at those. Feels wrong!

I find that many men scratch their itchy junk right in plain sight in public, causing my attention to be attracted to their crotch!
....some guys just poke a finger,....others will absent-mindedly run fingernails up and down...
I would only tell a guy about his fly if he was dressed to impress...a guy in jeans can find out the hard way! Lmao!

Ugh, seriously? DISGUSTING.

That is gross. Blahhh... I don't like watching guys touch themselves there. No thanks.
My eyes just wander over to their crotches, just like when I'm talking to a woman, my eyes wander over to her boobs. I don't know why I do that. I just do, okay?!

I dunno. I'd feel mean if I didn't tell someone their fly was open. Just like I'd feel mean if someone didn't tell me my boob was hanging out of my shirt or something. Haven't you ever had that happen where you're swimming and your boob just decides, "Hey, I'm going to pop out" and it does and you don't feel it or notice until some merciful soul points it out to you?

I'd say it super quietly. Make sure only they heard me. 'Cause that's horrible. And I'm too proper to just get to the point. I'd be like, "Your, your… *gestures with hands*"

My new favorite phrase is "FIGHT ME."

Amane! You're too prim and proper to ask someone to fight you!

You're such the opposite of me. I'd probably just say, "Hey, dude, your fly is open." Then laugh like an idiot.

I'm a sentimental baby that can turn scary mad for ten years in 2.5. I'm a lady who never cracks on the outside. Deep down, however, my greatest desire is to fight.

That's what I do when I talk about something bad that happened to me in hopes of not being smothered with, "Oh, no! Are you okay? I'm so sorry! Fifty questions!"

I can imagine the title of your autobiography, Amane.
Something to do with ladies and fighting.

This is so strange, Amane! You're such a lady and you want to fight, and I can be such a pig and a slob but I don't want to fight. D:

I'm more talk than action when it comes to my "FIGHT ME" attitude. Watching people fight can be fun. I imagine myself as the one chanting, "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

You'd probably love wrestling!
My mom used to love it,mashed go to the shows and she loved screaming at them, then she told me, "The fights were fake." So she stopped going.

I can fight with my pillow if you want to scream, "Fight! Fight!"

I've watched wrestling before. It was the most cray thing I have ever SEEN.

I love going to wrestling events. When I was younger, I watched every single week. At one point, my family and I were watching wrestling four nights a week. These days, I never really watch it. I may stop for a few minutes while flipping channels, but that's it. But I still love going. It's fun getting caught up in the excitement of it all.

Ok. I subscribed to the Blurt thingy. Where's my free pizza?

Pizza sounds delicious right now. One day, I'd like to try a deep dish pizza.

lol, it doesn't make you weird that you like to look at boobs and balonies, it makes you you. I myself am an avid people watcher (more for their body language that anything else) but we all watch the world in our own unique way. I say " keep on trucking," (though, if I stared at boobs in public, I'd probably get myself arrested ��)

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lol, wrestling is just a violent primetime soap, or reality TV. they're all actors who are physically fit enough to be professional athletes. *whispers* but don't tell anyone, true wrestling fans will kill you if you say things like that out loud ��

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pizza? lol, there's no pizza, friend, but you can have all the cookies you can eat (::)))))))))

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note to self: "must buy a new broom to beat a better path" ��

That is true. Matches are scripted. They know what they're going to say and basically what they're going to do. However, there is a certain extent of physical exertion that is required. They're basically well-paid stuntmen. 'Cause the injuries are usually very real. Google "Sid Vicious leg break" if you want to see a really bad injury. And a couple months ago, a Mexican wrestler died during a match. He got hung up on the ropes and broke his neck.

lol, Mexican wrestling is a different matter. those guys don't take prisoners, and I doubt they have and medical coverage either. my grandmother used to watch the old British wrestling, almost religiously too. when we visited, she'd take over the TV when it came on. I'm so glad she didn't practice her favourite belly to belly suplex on us kids, she was a big woman back then ��