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Old 07-20-2015, 03:03 AM

Everybody has a good spider story. 😯
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours😜😏

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Old 07-20-2015, 06:31 AM

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Everybody has a good spider story. ��
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours����
You asked for it and here it comes: The year was 1984. I was 13. On a boring night with the parental units off property, I invited my best at the friend time, Mr. B, to my dad's house so that we could do stuff that 13 year old boys do....such as cooking spiders in microwave ovens.

Yes, it was a slow night and putting an ugly spider that was as big as a thumbnail on a microwave safe plate inside a microwave seemed like such an intriguing idea. You have to remember that microwaves were new kitchen appliances back in 1984.
Wait a minute, is there such a thing as a pretty spider? I don't think so.

"I'll tell you what, Coy. That's the prettiest spider I ever did saw. I think I'm gonna let her crawl up and down my arm and on my neck and around my ears. That there spider is just so cute."
"Awww, thanks, Skeeter. But this here spider is Miss Jenny, and she only likes to crawl on my arm. She only has fangs and fuzzy black eyes for me. So don't you be tryin' nuthin'."
"Say there Coy, when is Pa gonna build us that drive-in movie theater?"
"Yous mean so's we can get dates, Skeeter?"
"Yeah, Pa says we got more cows than we got kin. Now, even if we had more cows, can't be makin' kin now, can they? Pa's been havin' trouble with a few of the boys, you see."
"Ya ever see Deliverance? Nights get awful cool in these parts."

Ahem. Excuse me. I digress. Now, where was I?

Ah, yes. So I put this ugly spider in the microwave and in less than a minute it exploded. What a mess. Where's the dignity? I really didn't know what to expect. Thinking about it now, I could have wrapped that arachnid in aluminum foil. That would have been cool. Who knows, maybe even "Weird" Al Yankovic would have approved.

So, that's my spider story and I am sticking to it. Or rather that spider was sticking to the inside of that microwave.

Last edited by Mr. Wrong; 07-20-2015 at 06:36 AM.. Reason: Doing stuff Spider Man can't.

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Old 07-20-2015, 03:58 PM

You're so funny, mr w! That's great dialog:) I'm constantly enthrall at how different boys n girls minds are. They are more inquisitive, more prone to experimenting. However, I do have pic of a beautiful spider. Its on a postcard. Will try to post it.

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Old 07-20-2015, 05:06 PM

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You asked for it and here it comes: The year was 1984. I was 13. On a boring night with the parental units off property, I invited my best at the friend time, Mr. B, to my dad's house so that we could do stuff that 13 year old boys do....such as cooking spiders in microwave ovens.

Yes, it was a slow night and putting an ugly spider that was as big as a thumbnail on a microwave safe plate inside a microwave seemed like such an intriguing idea. You have to remember that microwaves were new kitchen appliances back in 1984.
Wait a minute, is there such a thing as a pretty spider? I don't think so.

"I'll tell you what, Coy. That's the prettiest spider I ever did saw. I think I'm gonna let her crawl up and down my arm and on my neck and around my ears. That there spider is just so cute."
"Awww, thanks, Skeeter. But this here spider is Miss Jenny, and she only likes to crawl on my arm. She only has fangs and fuzzy black eyes for me. So don't you be tryin' nuthin'."
"Say there Coy, when is Pa gonna build us that drive-in movie theater?"
"Yous mean so's we can get dates, Skeeter?"
"Yeah, Pa says we got more cows than we got kin. Now, even if we had more cows, can't be makin' kin now, can they? Pa's been havin' trouble with a few of the boys, you see."
"Ya ever see Deliverance? Nights get awful cool in these parts."

Ahem. Excuse me. I digress. Now, where was I?

Ah, yes. So I put this ugly spider in the microwave and in less than a minute it exploded. What a mess. Where's the dignity? I really didn't know what to expect. Thinking about it now, I could have wrapped that arachnid in aluminum foil. That would have been cool. Who knows, maybe even "Weird" Al Yankovic would have approved.

So, that's my spider story and I am sticking to it. Or rather that spider was sticking to the inside of that microwave.
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What a great story. The aside digression made the tale.

---------- Post added 07-20-2015 at 01:09 PM ----------

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Originally Posted by Dazzlingdreamberry View Post
You're so funny, mr w! That's great dialog:) I'm constantly enthrall at how different boys n girls minds are. They are more inquisitive, more prone to experimenting. However, I do have pic of a beautiful spider. Its on a postcard. Will try to post it.
This I gotta see. 😁😁😁😁

---------- Post added 07-20-2015 at 01:21 PM ----------

One of my faves too laugh at my myself over was back in detroipolis .
I have a plush recliner brown chair.
I had just gotten out of the shower& was still bare backed.
I sat in my chair&looking up I saw a brown spider on the ceiling.
I was still battling my arachnophobia so it was with great terror that I grabbed a rolled up Mag &took a panicked swat at the spider which fell.
I thought it fell on my chair, so while I was intensely searching for the spider when a fly landed on my bare back.... Your imagination can fill in the rest. 😏😏😏

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Old 07-20-2015, 05:29 PM

My imagination sees you doing the hoochie coochie and turning yourself around:)

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Old 07-20-2015, 06:24 PM

Sounds more like the hokie pokie 😉😉😉

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Old 07-20-2015, 07:12 PM

thats what i meant! removes head from gutter. #im such a guttersnipe

 


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